offered to buy my mates bucky tonight when i was drunk last night and i only have £20
FML
FML
Alright fellas how bout this one that happened to me last week.
So I went a funeral for my father's coworker, who had just passed due to a nasty heart attack. We were all sitting there while people gave their last words, when a man who was sitting next to us got a cell phone call. I thought out loud, "How rude that man is for not silencing it." My little brother looks over at me and says, "Yeah, this a total dead zone." I started laughing for a good minute, then quickly silenced realizing I was at a funeral listening to my mother's remarks.
FML
So I went a funeral for my father's coworker, who had just passed due to a nasty heart attack. We were all sitting there while people gave their last words, when a man who was sitting next to us got a cell phone call. I thought out loud, "How rude that man is for not silencing it." My little brother looks over at me and says, "Yeah, this a total dead zone." I started laughing for a good minute, then quickly silenced realizing I was at a funeral listening to my mother's remarks.
FML
"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"
Where is the LML thread?
everythng is pretty good here. hahaha faggots
Baba Booey
1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
everythng is pretty good here. hahaha faggots
I have a mound of expendable 100 dollar bills on me, so I'm off to get a massage by some Asian hottie, then get some burritos and beers for lunch. I just got back from vacation, and I still have a few days off. I think I'll smoke a little retard strength weed tonight, then maybe watch one of the dozen or so blue rays that I just purchased on my new bad ass TV.
But wouldn't ya know it...it's windy outside.
FML
But wouldn't ya know it...it's windy outside.
FML
Gooners wrote:
1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
everythng is pretty good here. hahaha faggots
dam, GravyDan always has the worst luck. glad i'm not GravymotherfuckingDan.
FML
FML
I love you burnzz <333burnzz wrote:
dam, GravyDan always has the worst luck. glad i'm not GravymotherfuckingDan.
FML
FML
Life sure is a bitch sometimes. Just today I had to put my own syrup on my pancakes. My Girlfriend must think of me as some sort of syrup pouring servant. The syrup was right there, next to her pancake creating apparatus. But Noooooooooooo. I have to do it, like a common immigrant.
FML
FML
that's not shit. i had to wipe my own ass the other night. i almost got shit on them.GravyDan wrote:
Life sure is a bitch sometimes. Just today I had to put my own syrup on my pancakes. My Girlfriend must think of me as some sort of syrup pouring servant. The syrup was right there, next to her pancake creating apparatus. But Noooooooooooo. I have to do it, like a common immigrant.
FML
FML
Baba Booey
the shop I work in started playing Christmas songs last week. It's still like 5 weeks till Christmas day. Why the fuck couldnt they wait till December at least?
fml
fml
how many asses you got?1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
that's not shit. i had to wipe my own ass the other night. i almost got shit on them.GravyDan wrote:
Life sure is a bitch sometimes. Just today I had to put my own syrup on my pancakes. My Girlfriend must think of me as some sort of syrup pouring servant. The syrup was right there, next to her pancake creating apparatus. But Noooooooooooo. I have to do it, like a common immigrant.
FML
FML
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Well, I guess I shouldn't have been talking shit. My massage got delayed, they put beans on my burrito, then I made my GF punch me in the arm and cry. Now I know how people in 3rd world countries feel. But, without all the AIDS.
FML
FML
I had to send my son back with my Ex Wife.
FML
FML
Jesus what a bunch of whingers.
Do you have cancer? Are you in a wheelchair? Been seriously burned?
'OMG The car my mom bought me has a scratch FML!'
Get over it.
Do you have cancer? Are you in a wheelchair? Been seriously burned?
'OMG The car my mom bought me has a scratch FML!'
Get over it.
Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй!
jsnipy wrote:
Gooners wrote:
1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
everythng is pretty good here. hahaha faggots
yeah, I'm fairly certain that was the point all of the ridiculous posts were circling.This makes it idiot proof, I guess; Warman friendly.Dilbert_X wrote:
Jesus what a bunch of whingers.
Do you have cancer? Are you in a wheelchair? Been seriously burned?
'OMG The car my mom bought me has a scratch FML!'
Get over it.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Wrong.Finray wrote:
Ted's not gay. FML.
FTMW
im sat up drinking whiskey at 7am, FML
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Its happy hour here.FatherTed wrote:
im sat up drinking whiskey at 7am, FML
But you aren't here.
FML
it'd be happy hour in my pants if i was with you xxx
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
I learned on last Wednesday that I may loose my job tomorrow. This Thanksgiving sucked.
FML
FML
Busiest week of my life will be this week. Copious amounts of homework for no particularly good reason, OVER 9000 COLLEGE APPS before tuesday, practice SAT tests, school, actual SAT on saturday followed immediately by a swim meet, followed the next morning by another swim meet, and normal assignments due next monday.
FML
FML
I'm in need of a new BF2 key, my previous one got falsely GUID'd.
Steam has the complete edition for sale for €9.99 just today. I've got less than €1 left (& bank transfer doesn't reach PP in one day) and my dad lost his mastercard a week ago and blocked it. No way to pay
FML
Steam has the complete edition for sale for €9.99 just today. I've got less than €1 left (& bank transfer doesn't reach PP in one day) and my dad lost his mastercard a week ago and blocked it. No way to pay
FML