SplinterStrike
Roamer
+250|6623|Eskimo land. AKA Canada.

Uzique wrote:

krazed wrote:

i dont seem to lag much if it's a UK server... but any farther east then that and i start to laaaaaaaag
yeah, i think ioan's IP was dragging us far out into gypsy-roma nowhereville

we should construct/sink a server-farm midway in the atlantic, right on top of the underground optic line. start offering server-hosting services at ridiculously premium prices, but finally bridge the gap between the us/eu gaming communities. even blizzard would get onboard with trans-atlantic wow players. we'd make millions overnight. i'll get to work building a barge, i think i have a few things lying around in the shed...
I'll help finance and fly the adventure.
farmerfez
o wut?
+78|6743

Mekstizzle wrote:

Ah fuck this downloading for an hour now and it's still going at like 0.5KB/s, usually it picks up after awhile but this one ain't. This is why I hate torrents, always hit and miss.
because your getting your torrents from shitty places
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6887|Canberra, AUS

aerodynamic wrote:

Spark wrote:

on a non serious note:

try this.

any smg/sniper/light gun - doesn't matter as you won't be using it
m9 WITH tac knife
throwing knives
marathon pro
lightweight
commando pro

and go knives only. extra kudos for throws .

fuckloads of fun and will net tons of kills, leaving many angry (and highly amused) people in your wake. i've topped almost every round i've tried this in XD
instead of the primary weapon, use the shield with all that.
Its the most fun class ever.
nah makes you run slow.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6683

Miggle wrote:

Spidery_Yoda wrote:

My brother brought a copy of the singleplayer home so i played that for a few hours. Stopped playing just before out of sheer boredom .

The fact that you fight what seems like hundreds of enemies in every single mission just makes the whole thing seem extremely crap to me. It's not fun. It's just a chore. The whole game is nothing more than a glorified shooting gallery. Every mission is BORING. It's like Transformers 2 in that way actually. There's so much crap going on I just don't care about any of it. There's never any lulls in the action either. Its just BADGUYS BADGUYS BADGUYS BADGUYS SCRIPTED EVENT BADGUYS BADGUYS BADGUYS MISSION END.

Not only that but I have literally no idea what's going on. I'm at the bit when i'm in Washington DC. What happens right is this. It will start loading the next mission. The video plays, usually slowly changing to the other insignia of the guys i'm about to switch to, the camera slowly pans the globe, then i'm finished loading and the video locks up. Great.

So in every single mission i'm wondering what on earth is going on then realise I don't care.

Another thing that bugs me is the fact that it switches who you play as after each mission. It means the entire 'experience' is extremely disjointed, which just emphasizes the fact that I don't know whats going on. Did IW design this game for people with attention spans of 1 minute or something.

Meh.

i'd say about 3/10 so far. It gets 3 points for running smoothly, the giving me a sentry gun at one point so I didn't have to go to the effort of shoot the hundreds of bad guys myself.
It's not much easier to follow even if the video doesn't lock up. It's made for people with ADHD, and as such, completely changes the plot every mission.
im gonna play devil's advocate here... there's nothing extremely 'weak' in a storyline-fabula by having several sub-plots or parallel storylines. it's something used in even the best stories by the wisest storytellers. to be fair you only follow a small number of central characters in MW2, and the overall storyline is fairly cohesive if you're following half-attentively. the people with ADHD are those that don't understand the story, e.g. you. I find it very simple to follow... cliché, almost.

and yes, it's about shooting tons of enemies. welcome to call of duty 1, circa 8 years ago. it's the way the call of duty engine plays. if you're not used to expecting that 'mass scale', trigger-point gameplay, why the hell are you still complaining about it now, 6-7 games later? duh, moot point.
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Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|6954|FUCK UBISOFT

Uzique wrote:

Miggle wrote:

Spidery_Yoda wrote:

My brother brought a copy of the singleplayer home so i played that for a few hours. Stopped playing just before out of sheer boredom .

The fact that you fight what seems like hundreds of enemies in every single mission just makes the whole thing seem extremely crap to me. It's not fun. It's just a chore. The whole game is nothing more than a glorified shooting gallery. Every mission is BORING. It's like Transformers 2 in that way actually. There's so much crap going on I just don't care about any of it. There's never any lulls in the action either. Its just BADGUYS BADGUYS BADGUYS BADGUYS SCRIPTED EVENT BADGUYS BADGUYS BADGUYS MISSION END.

Not only that but I have literally no idea what's going on. I'm at the bit when i'm in Washington DC. What happens right is this. It will start loading the next mission. The video plays, usually slowly changing to the other insignia of the guys i'm about to switch to, the camera slowly pans the globe, then i'm finished loading and the video locks up. Great.

So in every single mission i'm wondering what on earth is going on then realise I don't care.

Another thing that bugs me is the fact that it switches who you play as after each mission. It means the entire 'experience' is extremely disjointed, which just emphasizes the fact that I don't know whats going on. Did IW design this game for people with attention spans of 1 minute or something.

Meh.

i'd say about 3/10 so far. It gets 3 points for running smoothly, the giving me a sentry gun at one point so I didn't have to go to the effort of shoot the hundreds of bad guys myself.
It's not much easier to follow even if the video doesn't lock up. It's made for people with ADHD, and as such, completely changes the plot every mission.
im gonna play devil's advocate here... there's nothing extremely 'weak' in a storyline-fabula by having several sub-plots or parallel storylines. it's something used in even the best stories by the wisest storytellers. to be fair you only follow a small number of central characters in MW2, and the overall storyline is fairly cohesive if you're following half-attentively. the people with ADHD are those that don't understand the story, e.g. you. I find it very simple to follow... cliché, almost.

and yes, it's about shooting tons of enemies. welcome to call of duty 1, circa 8 years ago. it's the way the call of duty engine plays. if you're not used to expecting that 'mass scale', trigger-point gameplay, why the hell are you still complaining about it now, 6-7 games later? duh, moot point.
Sure, you can follow it just fine, but if you look back on it, you should notice that they rarely finished any thoughts. The brazilian for example.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
After Price tries to nuke DC, why does he continue to be in charge?

Why is Price in charge in the first place?

Why does Shepherd kill Roach and Ghost?
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Blade4509
Wrench turnin' fool
+202|5721|America
That guy doesn't try nuke DC.

He's not in charge.

And you are very thick if you can't figure this one out.
"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6833|London, England
You are all forgetting one thing, I think Strangelove needs to come in here and say it
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|6954|FUCK UBISOFT

Blade4509 wrote:

That guy doesn't try nuke DC.

He's not in charge.

And you are very thick if you can't figure this one out.
See uzique, some people didn't get it.

Last edited by Miggle (2009-11-15 14:57:55)

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robcr9
Member
+111|6193
Will own you all easy, don't even try and respond to my pure awesomeness.
Spark
liquid fluoride thorium reactor
+874|6887|Canberra, AUS

Miggle wrote:

Blade4509 wrote:

That guy doesn't try nuke DC.

He's not in charge.

And you are very thick if you can't figure this one out.
See uzique, some people didn't get it.
i'm pretty sure though that nuking DC was never the intention, and what actually happened was what was meant to happen.
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6683

Miggle wrote:

Blade4509 wrote:

That guy doesn't try nuke DC.

He's not in charge.

And you are very thick if you can't figure this one out.
See uzique, some people didn't get it.
some stories are made intentionally to be spoken about, discussed and contemplated

mind you i wouldn't ascribe that level of narrative genius to IW, to be fair.

the storyline makes sense to me, i don't know what the big deal is. sure there are plot-holes, but even the best games have that. half life is widely regarded as the greatest single-player experience like EVAR (except for maybe some titles like deux ex, granted) but even that introduces characters arbitrarily, starts small subplots and side-missions that never resolve themselves or prove worthy, and has a lot of spam and general filler, etc. I wouldnt even rank MW2 anywhere near as high as half life / half life 2, but im just saying... you're playing a video-game, as long as it provides entertainment and has a fairly driven plot, that's enough. i don't expect to be immersed in a hemingway-world war II tale when i play a game, it's just expecting too much.
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Spidery_Yoda
Member
+399|6482
Well all I know (because of my broken cutscenes) is this.

  • I'm a private just into the army in some dusty country on top of a humvee. After some fighting i'm apparently chosen for a tip top secret mission with an ultra secret branch of military (Why on earth..? Surely there are tens of thousands of people better qualified?).
  • I then pretend to be russian and shoot lots of civilians. If I try to shoot the russians, even if I get all of them in an instant, I spontaneously die and my cover is blown. After slaughtering lots of russian civs my cover is blown anyway and i die.
  • So then i'm in some icy, snowy russian base and we infiltrate the base and pick up... something.
  • Then, because a bullet was from Brazil, we go to brazil (was this before or after the invasion I can't remember). We capture (who I assume is)  the guy who made the bullet (because the guy who makes bullets obviously knows the big plan).
  • Then russia invades america for some reason. Ok. Well. I go to Burger King and meet some other americans. I can't remember any actual plot points there except we fought off the russians (makes sense since they're invading).
  • Back in Brazil you leave Brazil.
  • You fight in america some more down some streets and find a man dead in a house. He had some sort of briefcase.
  • Then you attack a captured oilrig and rescue the hostages.
  • Then (amazingly without a trip back to america first) you go to a castle. You meet Price and leave the castle.
  • Then Washington DC is under attack.


That's as far as i've gotten to, and that's literally all I know so far. Can someone fill in the blanks for me? Tell me whats actually going on?

Last edited by Spidery_Yoda (2009-11-15 16:13:23)

Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|6954|FUCK UBISOFT

Spidery_Yoda wrote:

Well all I know (because of my broken cutscenes) is this.

  • I'm a private just into the army in some dusty country on top of a humvee. After some fighting i'm apparently chosen for a tip top secret mission with an ultra secret branch of military (Why on earth..? Surely there are tens of thousands of people better qualified?).
  • I then pretend to be russian and shoot lots of civilians. If I try to shoot the russians, even if I get all of them in an instant, I spontaneously die and my cover is blown. After slaughtering lots of russian civs my cover is blown anyway and i die.
  • So then i'm in some icy, snowy russian base and we infiltrate the base and pick up... something.
  • Then, because a bullet was from Brazil, we go to brazil (was this before or after the invasion I can't remember). We capture (who I assume is)  the guy who made the bullet (because the guy who makes bullets obviously knows the big plan).
  • Then russia invades america for some reason. Ok. Well. I go to Burger King and meet some other americans. I can't remember any actual plot points there except we fought off the russians (makes sense since they're invading).
  • Back in Brazil you leave Brazil.
  • You fight in america some more down some streets and find a man dead in a house. He had some sort of briefcase.
  • Then you attack a captured oilrig and rescue the hostages.
  • Then (amazingly without a trip back to america first) you go to a castle. You meet Price and leave the castle.
  • Then Washington DC is under attack.


That's as far as i've gotten to, and that's literally all I know so far. Can someone fill in the blanks for me? Tell me whats actually going on?
almost none of that ends up mattering.
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Backupwayback
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
+73|6512
SOOOOOOOOOOOO

How long does it take to kill people on softcore comared to cod4 softcore/hardcore

I hate softcore on COD4
Blade4509
Wrench turnin' fool
+202|5721|America

Backupwayback wrote:

SOOOOOOOOOOOO

How long does it take to kill people on softcore comared to cod4 softcore/hardcore

I hate softcore on COD4
It's the same really seeing as everyone uses SP anyway.
"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"
DUnlimited
got any popo lolo intersting?
+1,160|6675|cuntshitlake

Backupwayback wrote:

I hate softcore on COD4
You can't hit two shots to a person in 5 seconds out of a 30-bullet clip? That's how low-powered guns are in softcore.
main battle tank karthus medikopter 117 megamegapowershot gg
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6365|what

DeathUnlimited wrote:

Backupwayback wrote:

I hate softcore on COD4
You can't hit two shots to a person in 5 seconds out of a 30-bullet clip? That's how low-powered guns are in softcore.
Maybe he hates the noob minimap.
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Backupwayback
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
+73|6512

AussieReaper wrote:

DeathUnlimited wrote:

Backupwayback wrote:

I hate softcore on COD4
You can't hit two shots to a person in 5 seconds out of a 30-bullet clip? That's how low-powered guns are in softcore.
Maybe he hates the noob minimap.
i hate the minimap i hate juggernaut lol

Jugger+softcore is
DUnlimited
got any popo lolo intersting?
+1,160|6675|cuntshitlake

That is true though.
main battle tank karthus medikopter 117 megamegapowershot gg
Backupwayback
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
+73|6512

DeathUnlimited wrote:

That is true though.
juggernaut is now a death streak right?
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6683
used the riot shield for an hour or so tonight, on domination. what a lul. it actually has a tactical use. i was helping my team-mates capture points by absorbing bullets/explosions on the point... and i was getting assists, points and rank-up experience for it, too. that's pretty cool. bashing and killing people with the riot shield is some humiliating shit as well, thank god they made challenges for such a purpose
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wah1188
You orrible caaaaaaan't
+321|6672|UK
There is no more juggerboob in the game. Guns are pretty powerful hardcore seems pointless.
Backupwayback
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
+73|6512
so the vote is get the game?
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6683
it's fun. i was surprised, being one of the greater skeptics. i didnt join any futile 'boycott mw2' or 'fuck IW' bandwagon- i despaired for their shitty design choices (e.g. no peeks) and still do... but im pleasantly surprised that they've still managed to create a fun game. it's not cod1/cod2. it's not mw1. it's a new game unto itself, and im enjoying it for what it's worth.

and yes, re: softcore/hardcore. full auto assault rifles kill in < 5 shots in this game. i haven't even contemplated playing hardcore. in fact, sometimes i rage because i get killed so damn fast by most of the guns, and it takes out that call of duty-esque 'react and return' gameplay that we all know and loved from the originals. i really, really miss peeking. a small part of me will always have the dream that they'll one day implement it. doing the campaign on veteran difficulty- when all the fucking annoying favela brazilians and all the kickass russians can peek and fire from cover - is a bit of a ragefest. gief peekzzz .

Last edited by Uzique (2009-11-15 20:18:47)

libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Backupwayback
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
+73|6512

Uzique wrote:

it's fun. i was surprised, being one of the greater skeptics. i didnt join any futile 'boycott mw2' or 'fuck IW' bandwagon- i despaired for their shitty design choices (e.g. no peeks) and still do... but im pleasantly surprised that they've still managed to create a fun game. it's not cod1/cod2. it's not mw1. it's a new game unto itself, and im enjoying it for what it's worth.

and yes, re: softcore/hardcore. full auto assault rifles kill in < 5 shots in this game. i haven't even contemplated playing hardcore. in fact, sometimes i rage because i get killed so damn fast by most of the guns, and it takes out that call of duty-esque 'react and return' gameplay that we all know and loved from the originals. i really, really miss peeking. a small part of me will always have the dream that they'll one day implement it. doing the campaign on veteran difficulty- when all the fucking annoying favela brazilians and all the kickass russians can peek and fire from cover - is a bit of a ragefest. gief peekzzz .
Ya im going to probably pick it up after my mid term this week.  Its weird they decided to get rid of peeking in this.

Thanks for all the info ;D

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