i don't talk when i type. do itSuperior Mind wrote:
shut the fuck up
Baba Booey
Baba Booey
rofl the new tf2 update you can do the thriller dance as a taunt
1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
Baba Booey
Flaming_Maniac wrote:
Baba Booey
I have defeated the internet yet again, and it is now my bitch. I think I'll light some fucking candles and treat myself to a sensual jack.
1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
do it
Baba Booey
Ok, I'm back from the GF thread. This candle makes the room smell of flowers and semen.
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|6980
GravyDan wrote:
Ok, I'm back from the GF thread. This candle makes the room smell of flowers and semen.
Last edited by Superior Mind (2009-10-29 20:53:51)
musty balls too?GravyDan wrote:
Ok, I'm back from the GF thread. This candle makes the room smell of flowers and semen.
Baba Booey
better not! we just had a shower
They seem to have the aroma of Curel Ulta Healing moisturizer with extra-strength skin hydrators for some odd reason. Which leads me to my next point:
If you're going to enjoy a jack in your GF's apartment while she is out, be quite wary of the lubricant that you choose. All are not equal, I can assure you, my friends. I advise taking a small sample and applying it to your balls. Wait five minutes, and if no burning ensues than your chosen lubricant is probably safe for genital use. Steer clear from any moisturizer that smells of Almond. It WILL punish you.
If you're going to enjoy a jack in your GF's apartment while she is out, be quite wary of the lubricant that you choose. All are not equal, I can assure you, my friends. I advise taking a small sample and applying it to your balls. Wait five minutes, and if no burning ensues than your chosen lubricant is probably safe for genital use. Steer clear from any moisturizer that smells of Almond. It WILL punish you.
hypollergenic to be sure.GravyDan wrote:
They seem to have the aroma of Curel Ulta Healing moisturizer with extra-strength skin hydrators for some odd reason. Which leads me to my next point:
If you're going to enjoy a jack in your GF's apartment while she is out, be quite wary of the lubricant that you choose. All are not equal, I can assure you, my friends. I advise taking a small sample and applying it to your balls. Wait five minutes, and if no burning ensues than your chosen lubricant is probably safe for genital use. Steer clear from any moisturizer that smells of Almond. It WILL punish you.
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No, you're gay.Kmarion wrote:
hypollergenic to be sure.GravyDan wrote:
They seem to have the aroma of Curel Ulta Healing moisturizer with extra-strength skin hydrators for some odd reason. Which leads me to my next point:
If you're going to enjoy a jack in your GF's apartment while she is out, be quite wary of the lubricant that you choose. All are not equal, I can assure you, my friends. I advise taking a small sample and applying it to your balls. Wait five minutes, and if no burning ensues than your chosen lubricant is probably safe for genital use. Steer clear from any moisturizer that smells of Almond. It WILL punish you.
Yea.
Ok, good night everyone. Hopefully I'll be back soon.
interesting. these past couple of post have made my nipples hard
Baba Booey
hopefully, the forum will be here when you do.GravyDan wrote:
Ok, good night everyone. Hopefully I'll be back soon.
hm, GravyDan's gone a week, forums go down. coincidence? i think not!
Connect the dots.
some of those lotions also make your tongue go numb, just an FYI
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|6980
Licking a common woodland slug will have your tongue numb and curious.krazed wrote:
some of those lotions also make your tongue go numb, just an FYI
Allah has assured me that you infidels need a thorough punishing. That was merely a taste of the flavor to come. Dirka dirka.
G'night BF2s <3
Good night, sweet ebugs.
