Miggle wrote:
No robe and wizard hat?
What is this damn quote from and why do people keep saying it?M.O.A.B wrote:
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/14 … _super.jpgMiggle wrote:
No robe and wizard hat?
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/bloodninjaOmniDeath wrote:
What is this damn quote from and why do people keep saying it?M.O.A.B wrote:
http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/14 … _super.jpgMiggle wrote:
No robe and wizard hat?
main battle tank karthus medikopter 117 megamegapowershot gg
pulsating penis stop typing and get some real do it action
Alright. An honest review.
Here we have another sexual IM (Instant Messaging) conversation. The present review aims to inform you if this conversation is worth reading.
Like many others in its genre, this conversation has technical issues, mostly related to punctuation and spelling. This is a telltale sign of a poor port from chatspeak to novel-form. Production values are appalling, with no replay value whatsoever. It is of average length, but once you're through it, there is no reason to go back since there is a complete lack of collectible items or unlockables.
The plot is transparent and predictable. The main characters are classic cardboard cutouts of horny teenagers. Every set of pants goes off at some point, leaving the reader with little surprises.
The title is misleading, and it made me expect a twist ending, not unlike an M. Night Shyamalan script, or the infamous Bloodninja sex IMs. However, I was sorely disappointed. Do not be mistaken, this conversation is a run-of-the mill sexual IM. While it goes through the motions adequately, it has no soul or outstanding qualities. In the end, it is entirely forgettable.
One thumb down.
Here we have another sexual IM (Instant Messaging) conversation. The present review aims to inform you if this conversation is worth reading.
Like many others in its genre, this conversation has technical issues, mostly related to punctuation and spelling. This is a telltale sign of a poor port from chatspeak to novel-form. Production values are appalling, with no replay value whatsoever. It is of average length, but once you're through it, there is no reason to go back since there is a complete lack of collectible items or unlockables.
The plot is transparent and predictable. The main characters are classic cardboard cutouts of horny teenagers. Every set of pants goes off at some point, leaving the reader with little surprises.
The title is misleading, and it made me expect a twist ending, not unlike an M. Night Shyamalan script, or the infamous Bloodninja sex IMs. However, I was sorely disappointed. Do not be mistaken, this conversation is a run-of-the mill sexual IM. While it goes through the motions adequately, it has no soul or outstanding qualities. In the end, it is entirely forgettable.
One thumb down.
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
you suck and you're gay
Baba Booey
1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
you suck and you're gay
I was very disappointed. Where's the fail? I was expecting something like your mom busting in and being mad so she told you that you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Belair. But no! Nothing happens! I wish I could unread that waste of time.
WOW, that's pathetic. , not even a 'robe and wizard hat' quotation. D:
Gawwad wrote:
1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
you suck and you're gay
Never had Im sex leaving records ftl. Not my cup of tea when it comes to erotica though.
ITT bad writing skills
Stopped reading at
The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP
Get a life.
Why the fuck would you want to show off that you had Internet sex, on a gaming Forum?
I was expecting there to be a punchline, as well... instead all you do is list an e-sex dialogue? Yawn, real sex isn't noteworthy here, so why would we give a fuck about your webcam geekery?
I was expecting there to be a punchline, as well... instead all you do is list an e-sex dialogue? Yawn, real sex isn't noteworthy here, so why would we give a fuck about your webcam geekery?
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
= boring.Miggle wrote:
No robe and wizard hat?
I skimmed through it, expecting as others did, some form of wizard hat and robe ensemble.
So I re-read it, and you basically had cyber sex with yourself. It was basically the internet equivalent of fucking some chick who was passed out from too much peach schnapps and rohypnol.
So I re-read it, and you basically had cyber sex with yourself. It was basically the internet equivalent of fucking some chick who was passed out from too much peach schnapps and rohypnol.
I noticed too xDBuckles wrote:
I skimmed through it, expecting as others did, some form of wizard hat and robe ensemble.
So I re-read it, and you basically had cyber sex with yourself. It was basically the internet equivalent of fucking some chick who was passed out from too much peach schnapps and rohypnol.
"you do this" "you do that"
IM cybering as foreplay is the only form that I support anyway
Whats this all about?? I was not informed this will be posted!
Not you again!Jestar wrote:
i put on my robe and wizard hat
Its awkward. I dont get how people derive pleasure from this kind of stuff.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
<---- Semi as well
Spoiler (highlight to read):
<---- Semi as well
What you mean Semi?
Avalon says:
so you flip over
andnow im back on top
you wrap me up and we kiss now fully naked
Avalon says:
so you flip over
andnow im back on top
you wrap me up and we kiss now fully naked
fail
so you flip over
andnow im back on top
you wrap me up and we kiss now fully naked
Avalon says:
so you flip over
andnow im back on top
you wrap me up and we kiss now fully naked
fail
Spoiler (highlight to read):Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
Its awkward. I dont get how people derive pleasure from this kind of stuff.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
<---- Semi as well
Raging Semi
What Is Semi Meant To Mean?
Semi erectOisín<3 wrote:
What Is Semi Meant To Mean?