My totally awesome evening.

2009-04-30 21:16:06

#26

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6755

Macbeth wrote:
Uzique wrote:
AussieReaper wrote:

Oh how I lol'd!
Oh hai guiz my evenin was cool and just in case u didnt get the intellectual dick-wagging in my username, i'll grace you with you actual details

i met liek some random girls outside subway and told them about kafka'z the trial and also recommended them some albert camus, i told them to read it in french tho cause lol frankly the emezing prose is totaly lost in the eng transliterasion

do you guys respect me or think im clver yet? or do i need to drink more and fap myself whilst quietly weeping?

Pretty good Uzique.

Pretty good, unlike your abilities to be convincing or non-transparent in your contrived fail-routine.

Seriously what are you trying to prove with that name and the constant references, you annoy the fuck out of me because you're probably just doing the fucking play in high-school or some shit. Nobody sees it as a remotely intelligent thing to reference or namedrop- it's goddamn elementary Shakespeare for fuck's sake.

_{libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual}. _{http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/}

2009-04-30 21:18:29

#27

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6992|67.222.138.85

says someone with two "u"s and a "z" in his name

2009-04-30 21:19:14

#28

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5871

Uzique wrote:
Macbeth wrote:
Uzique wrote:

Oh hai guiz my evenin was cool and just in case u didnt get the intellectual dick-wagging in my username, i'll grace you with you actual details

i met liek some random girls outside subway and told them about kafka'z the trial and also recommended them some albert camus, i told them to read it in french tho cause lol frankly the emezing prose is totaly lost in the eng transliterasion

do you guys respect me or think im clver yet? or do i need to drink more and fap myself whilst quietly weeping?

Pretty good Uzique.
Pretty good, unlike your abilities to be convincing or non-transparent in your contrived fail-routine.

Seriously what are you trying to prove with that name and the constant references, you annoy the fuck out of me because you're probably just doing the fucking play in high-school or some shit. Nobody sees it as a remotely intelligent thing to reference or namedrop- it's goddamn elementary Shakespeare for fuck's sake.

Jesus Christ do you ever get tired of nit picking everyone's post. It gets pretty tiring to read through all the complaining you shit out.

2009-04-30 21:19:50

#29

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6755

Flaming_Maniac wrote:
says someone with two "u"s and a "z" in his name

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Paradinas

Yeah you can trot along as well, oh wise and sagacious one. Go and philosophize some more with Mitch.

Macbeth you're still not defending yourself or your laughable and desperate attempts to seem intelligent - why not?

Last edited by Uzique (2009-04-30 21:20:30)

_{libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual}. _{http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/}

2009-04-30 21:20:32

#30

Flaming_Maniac: prince of insufficient light; +2,490|6992|67.222.138.85

Uzique wrote:
Flaming_Maniac wrote:
says someone with two "u"s and a "z" in his name
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Paradinas

Yeah you can trot along as well, oh wise and sagacious one.

irony meter just pinned

SOOOOOOOOOOOO let's all be friends, frolic in the field and whatnot

2009-04-30 21:22:57

#31

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5871

Uzique wrote:
Macbeth you're still not defending yourself or your laughable and desperate attempts to seem intelligent - why not?

Because no matter what I will not ever win with you or most of the other trolls here which is why I don't even bother trying. Even if I give a well thought out and peer reviewed essay you will still find fault in it and I don't have the time or patience to deal with you.
lol o loaded question

Last edited by Macbeth (2009-04-30 21:23:12)

2009-04-30 21:27:12

#32

LT.Victim: Member; +1,175|6848|British Columbia, Canada

Chicken Pot Pie, those are my three favorite things.

2009-04-30 21:29:06

#33

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6814|Global Command

Macbeth wrote:
Uzique wrote:
Macbeth you're still not defending yourself or your laughable and desperate attempts to seem intelligent - why not?
Because no matter what I will not ever win with you or most of the other trolls here which is why I don't even bother trying. Even if I give a well thought out and peer reviewed essay you will still find fault in it and I don't have the time or patience to deal with you.
lol o loaded question

Do like I do, disregard all posts but my own.

2009-04-30 21:33:47

#34

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5871

ATG wrote:
Macbeth wrote:
Uzique wrote:
Macbeth you're still not defending yourself or your laughable and desperate attempts to seem intelligent - why not?
Because no matter what I will not ever win with you or most of the other trolls here which is why I don't even bother trying. Even if I give a well thought out and peer reviewed essay you will still find fault in it and I don't have the time or patience to deal with you.
lol o loaded question
Do like I do, disregard all posts but my own.

More secrets to how to become a mod please.

2009-04-30 21:49:00

#35

Deadmonkiefart: Floccinaucinihilipilificator; +177|6991

Does anyone else find this story rather depressing?

2009-05-01 00:37:05

#36

Mr.Dooomed: Find your center.; +752|6613

LT.Victim wrote:
Chicken Pot Pie, those are my three favorite things.

No, but i found this rather funny. Goes to show how I tend to disregard personal conflicts between other people, and focus more on what effects me personally

^ A fine example as to why Uzique fails at being a genuine person.

Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.

2009-05-01 00:48:13

#37

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,816|6391|eXtreme to the maX

Guy gets drunk and walks through shithole chatting up random men and offering them smokes and cheese snacks.
Refuses lift from only woman he encounters.

Fuck Israel

2009-05-01 01:04:50

#38

Phxbravo: Member; +11|6013|Phoenix, arizona

I liked it!

2009-05-01 01:08:54

#39

iNeedUrFace4Soup: fuck it; +348|6831

Should have gone to the train station bathroom under the bus stop...

2009-05-01 01:18:48

#40

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,816|6391|eXtreme to the maX

Should have gone to the train station bathroom under the bus stop...

That was in a previous thread.

Fuck Israel

2009-05-01 02:48:02

#41

HellHead: The fantastic Mr. Antichrist; +336|6994|Germany

Dilbert_X wrote:
Guy gets drunk and walks through shithole chatting up random men and offering them smokes and cheese snacks.
Refuses lift from only woman he encounters.

Exactly. I´m sorry, where is the "totally awesome" part in this story ?
A 11some with the swedish bikini team is totally awesome and worth a write but that... ?

2009-05-01 02:49:08

#42

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6939

tl;dr. But only because I like rape stories better

2009-05-01 02:51:47

#43

mcminty: Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.; +879|7006|Sydney, Australia

HellHead wrote:
Dilbert_X wrote:
Guy gets drunk and walks through shithole chatting up random men and offering them smokes and cheese snacks.
Refuses lift from only woman he encounters.
Exactly. I´m sorry, where is the "totally awesome" part in this story ?
A 11some with the swedish bikini team is totally awesome and worth a write but that... ?

Lol, that would be

This really isn't..

2009-05-01 02:52:15

#44

mafia996630: © 2009 Jeff Minard; +319|7048|d

Macbeth wrote:
I got raped today while walk home drunk, i think its because I'm gay

WOW, cool story man!

(if only)

Last edited by mafia996630 (2009-05-01 02:52:43)

2009-05-01 02:55:21

#45

mcminty: Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.; +879|7006|Sydney, Australia

Macbeth wrote:
As I went by a park I saw a kitten in the bush. I grabbed it and started walking petting it. After about a block the cat tried scratching me. So I through threw it into a parked car. It hit the car than ran off.

That gives your night -ve awesome.

2009-05-01 02:58:46

#46

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|7059|Noizyland

Neat story, I am kind of surprised you finished off a 1 litre, (I'm guessing, you did say large,) bottle of Vodka on the walk home.

[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon

2009-05-01 04:45:41

#47

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5871

Dilbert_X wrote:
Guy gets drunk and walks through shithole chatting up random men and offering them smokes and cheese snacks.
Refuses lift from only woman he encounters.

She wasn't at all attractive.

mcminty wrote:
HellHead wrote:
Dilbert_X wrote:
Guy gets drunk and walks through shithole chatting up random men and offering them smokes and cheese snacks.
Refuses lift from only woman he encounters.
Exactly. I´m sorry, where is the "totally awesome" part in this story ?
A 11some with the swedish bikini team is totally awesome and worth a write but that... ?
Lol, that would be

This really isn't..

Enough vodka makes anything awesome.

Time for work and I'm tired as fuck.

2009-05-01 04:45:47

#48

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6754

I thought this would be about nearly getting raped again.

You dissapointed me.

Last edited by NooBesT (2009-05-01 04:46:13)

2009-05-01 04:47:43

#49

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,816|6391|eXtreme to the maX

Macbeth wrote:
She wasn't at all attractive.

You need to learn not to worry about that.
Also, maybe she had a friend.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2009-05-01 04:48:25)

Fuck Israel

2009-05-01 05:41:18

#50

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6415|Carnoustie MASSIF

Oh, and Uzique. Stop being anal. It was a pretty funny story. And your use of vocabulary just highlights the fact you are a:

Uzique wrote:
pretentious konte

And:

Uzique wrote:
pompous

And a:

Uzique wrote:
a grandiloquent douche

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