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DoctaStrangelove: hi, I had a similar dream yesterday. However, your excesive anal abuse made my ass backfire, and sent a shitstorm of explosive diarrhea over your cock, bed and stomach. This turned you off, and you dick went flacid, but I was hornier than ever. Therefore, I decided to get your dick back to life again so it could fulfill my fantasies. I started giving you a blowjob, but after 15 minutes you were still flacid (what the fuck is wrong with you?). In my frustration, I bit hard on your cock and was surprised when it fell off and wriggled around in my closed mouth. I thought "finally this can be put to good use, and attached it to the end of my rock hard cock. I then turned you over and began to pound your ass, but unfortunately my extended penis pierced your stomach. You let out a loud cry, and laid there motionless. I panicked - what should I do? "what would Jesus do?" I thought. "Fuck Jesus," I said to myself as I remembered the first rule of BF2: if you kill someone in an awesome way, teabag him. And that's exactly what I did. After that I began pressing my penis into your mouth, but being the noobish cocksucker you are, your dead corpse was unable to deepthroat my now 20 inch dick. Annoyed over your lack of skills, I cut off your head and proceeded to fuck you directly down your throat. For some reason my penis got stuck, and when I tried to yank I out, I was sad to find that my penis had lost its glorious extension. "Fuck this," I thought, sick of your lack of sexual skills. I duct taped your head back on, dressed you in a turtleneck and suite, and sent your to the church for a nice funeral.
I wonder what the priest would've said if I had told him that your head was taped to your neck, and you had a penis stuck in your throat. neutral
