Pick-up lines that work

2008-09-03 17:52:31

#76

bad-man: now say you sorry; +34|6297|one windy city

Nice shoes – wanna fuck?

The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

I'm easy. Are you?

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

2008-09-03 19:41:30

#77

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|6363|...

And a subtle approach:

- Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose.
- What?

(reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP. (If she laughs, she's yours; if she looks at you funny, apologize and move on.)

...I thought this one was funny...you know they have entire websites dedicated to this?

...

2008-09-04 14:33:12

#78

d3athwi5h4: insert clever title here; +59|6962|Kickapoo

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

2008-09-04 14:39:08

#79

naightknifar: Served and Out; +642|7010|Southampton, UK

"I heard sharing and trusting is the base of a relationship, I have AIDS - CUM GET SUMMMMM...... RAARRR."

"I live with my mum, but I can kill her if you'd wish?"

"Did you hear about the new type of condom? yeah, its spray-on! Its for gullible girls. Want to try it?"

2008-09-04 15:11:56

#80

El Beardo: steel woolly mammoth; +150|6169|Gulf Coast

Ryan wrote:
DrPeePeeFace wrote:
Your name insults me.

I get kicked for name violations fairly often, usually right after i've killed an admin.......yay

Important

2008-09-04 15:13:25

#81

El Beardo: steel woolly mammoth; +150|6169|Gulf Coast

tuckergustav wrote:
And a subtle approach:

- Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose.
- What?

(reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP. (If she laughs, she's yours; if she looks at you funny, apologize and move on.)

...I thought this one was funny...you know they have entire websites dedicated to this?

what does it mean if she sprays your eyes with mace?

Important

2008-09-04 15:30:03

#82

MGS3_GrayFox: Member; +50|6616

"Hey, I have a huge dick. Care to kiss it and sit on it?"

2008-09-04 22:18:04

#83

aerodynamic: FOCKING HELL; +241|6202|Roma

don't worry i'm a doctor.

https://bf3s.com/sigs/8ea27f2d75b353b0a18b096ed75ec5e142da7cc2.png

2008-09-04 23:01:41

#84

mikkel: Member; +383|7050

"I have a PSP and the Metal Slug Anthology."

That would work on me.

2008-09-04 23:09:42

#85

1337pwned: Member; +11|6340|California

tuckergustav wrote:
And a subtle approach:

- Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose.
- What?

(reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP. (If she laughs, she's yours; if she looks at you funny, apologize and move on.)

...I thought this one was funny...you know they have entire websites dedicated to this?

only decent one I see

2008-09-04 23:13:30

#86

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6923|6 6 4 oh, I forget

I'm not a gynecologist, but I can take a look.

2008-09-04 23:16:48

#87

Harmor: Error_Name_Not_Found; +605|6998|San Diego, CA, USA

Aaaarrrrgggg.... (with a pirate expression on your face)

It works...my friend did that and got 2 girls' numbers.

2008-09-05 02:10:58

#88

mikkel: Member; +383|7050

tuckergustav wrote:
And a subtle approach:

- Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose.
- What?

(reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP. (If she laughs, she's yours; if she looks at you funny, apologize and move on.)

...I thought this one was funny...you know they have entire websites dedicated to this?

Not sure most people appreciate strangers coming up and touching their face.

2008-09-05 02:17:54

#89

tuckergustav: ...; +1,590|6363|...

that is why you apologize and move on if they look at you funny...

but yeah, some people have personal bubble issues...happens

...

2008-09-05 02:37:23

#90

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6923|6 6 4 oh, I forget

I once got into a conversation with a girl due to a little misshap. I got some drink at the bar and took the straw out since it was almost puncturing my eye out. As I'm sipping the drink Imy right hand holding the straw is jamming to the shitty music and accidentally swings backwards and pokes a girl standing behind me straight on her buttcheek. We both turn slowly around and as she is getting ready to yell at me I go nonononoitwasanaccidentI'msooosoooorrryyyyyyyypleasedon'tthrowanythingonmeee. Luckily she wasn't the type who swings a handbag in your face when you ask what time it is. I conviced her that it was an accident by telling her that I'm not even drunk enough to act like a total prick. Well we had a 15min chat and said have fun to eachother.

edit. spellczech

Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2008-09-05 07:38:19)

2008-09-05 05:25:44