Alright, so the party was from 1pm to 12 pm, and I think I may have had the most fun of my life
Started off kinda slow, was having maybe 1 beer per hour. Around 5 ish I sat down at a poker table and I was the dealer, watched my hammered buddy lose $50 After that I played some volleyball with some pals and a couple of waitresses Dinner came, I had 3 cheeseburgers, cause I wanted to keep a full stomach. When it got darker, around 8:30ish, We had some live entertainment, they played some good songs: paranoid, sweet child of mine, good stuff like that. Thats when I really started hitting the beers. I had about 4 in an hour. I was pretty wasted, but not as drunk as I thought I would be. I stumbled around from here to there, party went on, watching the band and such. Some mre fire works came, and then Karioke. All the hammered waitresses got up and sang Christina Agulaira(sp) "Dirty". It was basically a strip show On the bus ride home I sat in the front, and all the drunk people were in the back. Some of the waitresses came from the back of the bus to the front, and one asked if she could sit with me. I'm like "sure" so she did Later into the bus ride, and girl came up with only her bra and shorts on, she held a beer right near her chest.
"Hey, did you drink tonight"
"A couple"
"Ya, do you like this kind?"
"Canadian? Sure."
"Cool, want me to get you one?"
"Miller actually."
"Sure"
After that, one of the completely wasted managers came up. He said to the girl opposite me, who was quite possibley the hottest waitress there, why don't you give (my name) a lap dance. She's too hammered to give a shit, so she did
After that I got home and went to sleep right away. Got up a little later and puked like a motherfucker, but went back to sleep.
Best night of my life