Well your woman being taller than you is kinda embarrassing isn't it? Take a punch maybe I just like rough sex...chittydog wrote:
Based on this thread, a lot of the guys here look for a girl who's smaller than them and can take a punch.
so you like a petite girl so you can pick her up and nail her I assumewah1188 wrote:
Well your woman being taller than you is kinda embarrassing isn't it? Take a punch maybe I just like rough sex...chittydog wrote:
Based on this thread, a lot of the guys here look for a girl who's smaller than them and can take a punch.
You're a guy, so you're not going to go chat to the ugly girl. You're going to try your luck with the stunning girl. So probably looks, but if we get chatting and she has the personality of a fish tank then I'm not going to ask her out.
uni-brow ftwfirebolt5 wrote:
Eyebrows.
Because she would make you feel stupid.Sir Schmoopy wrote:
You're a guy, so you're not going to go chat to the ugly girl. You're going to try your luck with the stunning girl. So probably looks, but if we get chatting and she has the personality of a fish tank then I'm not going to ask her out.
<3
With a stiff right hand! Nah I can't afford a gym membership so I would just bench press her and then feed her pies when I want to move up in weight.blademaster wrote:
so you like a petite girl so you can pick her up and nail her I assumewah1188 wrote:
Well your woman being taller than you is kinda embarrassing isn't it? Take a punch maybe I just like rough sex...chittydog wrote:
Based on this thread, a lot of the guys here look for a girl who's smaller than them and can take a punch.
I don't care if a woman is taller than me, I like 'em tall. Short is good too, though.wah1188 wrote:
Well your woman being taller than you is kinda embarrassing isn't it? Take a punch maybe I just like rough sex...chittydog wrote:
Based on this thread, a lot of the guys here look for a girl who's smaller than them and can take a punch.
It's too complicated to explain...
Eeeeeyes.
2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes anything else is a bonus really.
.....waiting for explaination (to myself: this ought to be good)Scorpion0x17 wrote:
It's too complicated to explain...
soulmate
queer.Sup wrote:
soulmate
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A pulse.
cmon man she has to be cute but ye i want a female soulmate.Mutantsteak wrote:
queer.Sup wrote:
soulmate
I have "millionaire" eyes.DefCon-17 wrote:
Eeeeeyes.
*flutters eyelashes*
Sounds like Ken and Gulibl need to team up and find new girls.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Physical - face, body, legs, ass, tits (in that order).
Personality - likes to have a good time, intelligent, not needy, independent, driven (in that order).
My last girlfriend was beautiful, skinny, long legs, no ass, small tits - loved to party, not that smart, really independent, and super driven. She was just too young for me I guess, because we were clearly at different periods in our life situations.
WINGMEN UNITE!
Ken ex-GF was a fox.
ohhhhhhhhhhhh weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
ohhhhhhhhhhhh weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Ok, here's the things I love about women. This is what I would look for:
Here's the kicker. Some girl stayed over at my house last week. And she was EVERYTHING on that list. For example, we watched a few films and I was pretty certain something was going to happen between us at some point. We were lying on the sofa/bed. I went to turn the light out and she pounced on me, took me to the floor and yeah... stuff happened.
Fuck yeah.
- Dark eyes
- Dark hair
- Confident but not overpowering
- Spontaneous, while being romantic
- Adventurous
Here's the kicker. Some girl stayed over at my house last week. And she was EVERYTHING on that list. For example, we watched a few films and I was pretty certain something was going to happen between us at some point. We were lying on the sofa/bed. I went to turn the light out and she pounced on me, took me to the floor and yeah... stuff happened.
Fuck yeah.
Wheres the damn picture Ken
Nice eyes, defo. And shes gotta be funny, I wouldn't want a boring relationship
so do I.Sup wrote:
cmon man she has to be cute but ye i want a female soulmate.Mutantsteak wrote:
queer.Sup wrote:
soulmate
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5 things.
- Her face. If I'm going to look at a girl I'm dating, I don't want to cringe...
- Her personality. She doesn't have to be a genius, but atleast not oblivious to everything.
- Eyes. That's a BIG, BIG part.
- Body. I don't want a girl who's skinny as a stick, but I don't want a girl who's a fatass (lel, bbw). I mean, look at Lindsay Lohan. When she was a little bit heavier, she was HOT. Now she's close to anorexic and she's disgusting.
- A sense of humor. That's probably the most important. One girl who I felt I was going to go out with in November of '06 couldn't take a fucking joke and was some wannabe evangelical. It sucked. Now she's going out with some kid who looks like a pig. No joke.
- Her face. If I'm going to look at a girl I'm dating, I don't want to cringe...
- Her personality. She doesn't have to be a genius, but atleast not oblivious to everything.
- Eyes. That's a BIG, BIG part.
- Body. I don't want a girl who's skinny as a stick, but I don't want a girl who's a fatass (lel, bbw). I mean, look at Lindsay Lohan. When she was a little bit heavier, she was HOT. Now she's close to anorexic and she's disgusting.
- A sense of humor. That's probably the most important. One girl who I felt I was going to go out with in November of '06 couldn't take a fucking joke and was some wannabe evangelical. It sucked. Now she's going out with some kid who looks like a pig. No joke.
why is everyone so obsessed with the eyes your not going to fu*k her in the eyes or thats none of my business but yeahPoseidon wrote:
5 things.
- Her face. If I'm going to look at a girl I'm dating, I don't want to cringe...
- Her personality. She doesn't have to be a genius, but atleast not oblivious to everything.
- Eyes. That's a BIG, BIG part.
- Body. I don't want a girl who's skinny as a stick, but I don't want a girl who's a fatass (lel, bbw). I mean, look at Lindsay Lohan. When she was a little bit heavier, she was HOT. Now she's close to anorexic and she's disgusting.
- A sense of humor. That's probably the most important. One girl who I felt I was going to go out with in November of '06 couldn't take a fucking joke and was some wannabe evangelical. It sucked. Now she's going out with some kid who looks like a pig. No joke.
Your going to shoot a load in there or around there, so yeah.blademaster wrote:
why is everyone so obsessed with the eyes your not going to fu*k her in the eyes or thats none of my business but yeahPoseidon wrote:
5 things.
- Her face. If I'm going to look at a girl I'm dating, I don't want to cringe...
- Her personality. She doesn't have to be a genius, but atleast not oblivious to everything.
- Eyes. That's a BIG, BIG part.
- Body. I don't want a girl who's skinny as a stick, but I don't want a girl who's a fatass (lel, bbw). I mean, look at Lindsay Lohan. When she was a little bit heavier, she was HOT. Now she's close to anorexic and she's disgusting.
- A sense of humor. That's probably the most important. One girl who I felt I was going to go out with in November of '06 couldn't take a fucking joke and was some wannabe evangelical. It sucked. Now she's going out with some kid who looks like a pig. No joke.