ok, so i was feeling like shit, so i originally got on to talk to hurri, as he always has some weird thing happening....i didnt even get that far before someone added me:
[23:29] Parker: who is this?
[23:30] Androo: u ply bf2?
[23:30] Parker: not anymore
[23:30] Androo: was god game?
[23:30] Parker: yes, im god
[23:30] Androo: i am christian
[23:30] Androo: jus so know
[23:31] Parker: good, i need you to do something for me then
[23:31] Androo: what u want
[23:31] Androo: yea its fun game
[23:31] Parker: as a christian, you kind of owe me....me being god and everything. so i need you to send me some money
[23:31] Androo: how much?
[23:31] Androo: i got 18 in paypal
[23:31] Parker: what do you have?
[23:31] Parker: that will work
[23:32] Androo: paypal address?
[23:32] Parker:
[email protected][23:32] Androo: ok
[23:32] Androo: i play bf2
[23:33] Parker: i know, im god
[23:34] Parker: so, whats up on that money?
[23:34] Androo: wat
[23:34] Parker: you owe god money
[23:35] Parker: i will smite thee
[23:35] Androo: no u smith thee
[23:35] Parker: wat
[23:35] Parker: no
[23:35] Parker: you have it all wrong
[23:35] Parker: smite
[23:35] Parker: SMITE THEE
[23:35] Androo: u are smite
[23:35] Parker: no, im god, we covered that
[23:36] Androo: i am smite?
[23:36] Parker: you will be motherfucker, if you dont give god your fucking money
[23:36] Androo: i am money
[23:36] Androo: or fucker
[23:36] Parker: no
[23:36] Androo: or smite?
[23:36] Parker: your canadian...thats worse
[23:36] Androo: i am canad?
[23:36] Parker: yes
[23:36] Parker: it explains a lot
[23:36] Androo: what u mean
[23:39] Parker: do you want some candy?
[23:39] Androo: wat kind
[23:39] Parker: get in my back seat, ill show you
[23:39] Androo: uhm
[23:39] Androo: i dont trust u
[23:39] Parker: no, its ok...your mom told me to give you some
[23:40] Androo: kk
[23:40] Androo: im in yer car
[23:40] Parker: lol wut
[23:40] Parker: are you coming on to me?
[23:41] Androo: yea
[23:41] Parker: what did i tell you about that shit?
[23:41] Androo: sexes chat nao pl0x
[23:41] Parker: arent you that annoying guy from bf2s
[23:41] Parker: your mildly retarded, right?
[23:41] Androo: ya
[23:41] Androo: wait
[23:41] Parker: wow
[23:41] Androo: no
[23:41] Parker: and why did you add me?
[23:42] Androo: cuz of bf2
[23:42] Parker: dont lie to me
[23:42] Androo: k
[23:42] Androo: uhm
[23:42] Androo: that
[23:42] Androo: bf2 search
[23:42] Androo: thig
[23:42] Parker: dont lie to god
[23:42] Parker: damn it
[23:42] Parker: the money, where is it?
[23:42] Androo: ok
[23:42] Androo: i am sry for sin
[23:43] Androo: figive
[23:43] Androo: FIGIVE
[23:43] Androo: fig nute
[23:43] Androo: typo
[23:43] Parker: wat
[23:43] Parker: i dont care, just give me the money
[23:43] Parker: now
[23:43] Androo: ur not rlly god
[23:43] Parker: no, i am
[23:43] Androo: coz god wuld not ask for money
[23:44] Parker: the fuck he wouldnt....that shit makes the world go around
[23:44] Parker: now, the money
[23:44] Parker: send it
[23:44] Androo: no
[23:44] Androo: srry
[23:45] Parker: then why am i talking to you?
[23:45] Androo: vuz of retd
[23:45] Androo: coz of retard
[23:45] Parker: so, you ARE retarded?
[23:45] Androo: just a bit
[23:45] Androo: austit
[23:45] Androo: autistic
[23:46] Parker: for real?
[23:46] Androo: ya
[23:47] Parker: ok, well it was good talking to you
[23:47] Parker: have a good night
[23:47] Parker: sleep well
[23:47] Androo: ok
[23:47] Androo: gi night
lol, i dont know...