The 'Backfiring Wish' Game

2008-01-28 21:58:09

#1001

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6988|Uhh... erm...

Granted, but you're now stuck inside your own sig, with no one to kill. Somehow.

I wish I had all the free time in the world and the capability to do whatever I want in that free time.

2008-01-28 21:59:57

#1002

cowami: OY, BITCHTITS!; +1,106|6547|Noo Yawk, Noo Yawk

You have so much free time that you decide to test killing yourself.

I wish I was the ÜBERCZAR for real.

2008-01-29 00:40:59

#1003

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6988|Uhh... erm...

Granted, but your communist empire quickly falls under the might of the capitalist big guns.

I wish for hawt consensual non-STD buttsecks.

2008-01-29 00:50:32

#1004

gene_pool: Banned; +519|6879|Gold coast, Aus.

Granted....

...But you're receiving....

I wish to be a little girl

2008-01-29 00:53:46

#1005

AWSMFOX: Banned; +405|6721|A W S M F O X

You innocently wander into a pedophile convention, your still in a coma 25 years later.

I wish i was Bruce Lee.

Last edited by JET_G raidensen (2008-01-29 00:54:07)

2008-01-29 01:06:23

#1006

wheelsup@7: Yeah still here; +49|6897|Pennsylvania

Granted....ummm your dead thou.

I wish I had my very own F-18

2008-01-29 01:10:01

#1007

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6988|Uhh... erm...

Granted, but you're flying it, your engine is failing and the only viable landing area is the back of a hostile giant crab.

I wish Linkin Park was having a concert here and I have backstage passes.

2008-01-29 01:13:47

#1008

AWSMFOX: Banned; +405|6721|A W S M F O X

Linkin parks terribad music destroys your eardrums before creating a time vortex where everything good and natural is sucked away forever.

I wish ODB was still alive.

2008-01-29 01:15:05

#1009

gene_pool: Banned; +519|6879|Gold coast, Aus.

Wish granted, but something starts CRAWWWLLIIIING IN YOUR SKIIIN

I wish THESE WOUNDS WOULD HEAL

2008-01-29 01:52:23

#1010

Tetrino: International OMGWTFBBQ; +200|6988|Uhh... erm...

Granted, but YOU OPENED UP THESE SCAAAAAAARS.

I wish the commies admitted defeat and went back to Russia.

2008-01-29 02:04:16

#1011

FloppY_: +1,010|6543|Denmark aka Automotive Hell

In soviet russia, commies admit YOU !

I wish this thread would go away

Last edited by FloppY_ (2008-01-29 02:04:45)

Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me

2008-01-29 02:06:50

#1012

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6410|what

This thread goes away. Only to be revived repeatedly.

I wish my sig was funnier than my current.

2008-01-29 02:31:44

#1013

psH: Banned; +217|6641|Sydney

TheAussieReaper wrote:
This thread goes away. Only to be revived repeatedly.

I wish my sig was funnier than my current.

somebody makes you a funny sig, but it gets removed my commie-mods.

(no im not naming names)

i wish i had a vagina

Last edited by Ashlite (2008-01-29 02:32:19)

2008-01-29 06:17:01

#1014

~FuzZz~: .yag era uoy fi siht deaR; +422|6580|Orrstrayleea

Ashlite wrote:
TheAussieReaper wrote:
This thread goes away. Only to be revived repeatedly.

I wish my sig was funnier than my current.
somebody makes you a funny sig, but it gets removed my commie-mods.

(no im not naming names)

i wish i had a vagina

You get your vagina...but you have no idea what to do with it, and you get knocked up by a trucker in a bathroom at a truckstop.

I wish i didnt feel sick right now.

2008-01-29 06:29:38

#1015

Ben0: The Last Gunslinger; +38|6632|Southampton

Granted, but only because you vomit anyway, then don't feel sick any more!

I wish I had my own pair of boobs to play with.

2008-01-29 06:32:40

#1016

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6747|Gogledd Cymru

Granted, but you're still a man, with a dick.

I wish for world peace.

2008-01-29 06:37:32

#1017

Dragonclaw: Member; +186|6563|Florida

Granted but the world is destroyed.

I wish Surgeons was dead.

2008-01-29 06:38:53

#1018

Surgeons: U shud proabbly f off u fat prik; +3,097|6747|Gogledd Cymru

Dragonclaw wrote:
Granted but the world is destroyed.

I wish Surgeons was dead.

I die then dumbledore forces you (snape) to do a spell and reincarnate me

Last edited by The Sheriff (2008-01-29 06:39:06)

2008-01-29 06:39:49

#1019

Ben0: The Last Gunslinger; +38|6632|Southampton

Granted, but The sherrif is ALIIIIIIIVVVEE1!!1!!!!1!!

I wish a zombie attack happened... just so's I could see how I'd fare.

2008-01-29 07:19:27

#1020

hawaythelads: We are PREMIER LEAGUE!; +84|6744|Newcastle Upon Tyne.

Ok but your a zombie and get eaten by zombie dogs straight away.

I wish i owned google...

2008-01-29 07:22:34

#1021

AWSMFOX: Banned; +405|6721|A W S M F O X

Granted, but another massive search engine comes out, your stock prices crash, you face ruin, your offered $20 and a blowjob for it and you sell to buy bread and peanut butter.

I wish i knew all the Cockney Slang.

2008-01-29 07:24:34

#1022

Bradt3hleader: Care [ ] - Don't care [x]; +121|6194

Granted, but one of the people stabbed rips the knife outa your hand and shoves it into your gut and slowly pulls it up. You die the most horrific and sloest death in histroy, not too mention pain.

I wish I would get off my computer and do my homework...

EDIT; WTF??? I edit my post then four more posts come up infront of mine?!!!

Last edited by Bradt3hleader (2008-01-29 07:26:06)

2008-01-29 07:28:29

#1023

Mr Caek: You will be baked, and then there will be cake.; +12|6257|Lincoln, UK

JET_G raidensen wrote:
Granted, but another massive search engine comes out, your stock prices crash, you face ruin, your offered $20 and a blowjob for it and you sell to buy bread and peanut butter.

I wish i knew all the Cockney Slang.

Granted, but some crazy hobo kills you because they thought you were in a gang.

2008-01-29 07:31:05

#1024

Dragonclaw: Member; +186|6563|Florida

Bradt3hleader wrote:
I wish I would get off my computer and do my homework...

Granted but you fail your grade anyway.

(Surgeons you got reincarnated as a deer during deer hunting season)

I wish I had $50,000 with absolutely no repercussions or any negative side effects at all.

2008-01-29 07:33:07

#1025

Gooners: Wiki Contributor; +2,700|6890

You get your 50,000$ In Monopoly Money, and is therefore no use to you.

I wish i had a Uber 1337 PC.

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