BF2S Forums Bridge Collapse = Loose Change 2 ?

cryptofcolumbus wrote:

Do you believe the story the government agencies are telling us, or do you think there is a more sinister plot line below the surface just waiting for some internet sleuths with too much free time on their hands to uncover?  Was it a true structural failure, or was it helped along by a well placed pack of explosives?

Oh god, not you people again.

"OMG SHEEPLE BRIDGES NEVER COLLAPSE BY THEMSELVES!!!!1!1111!

it had to have been

SargeV1.4 wrote:

..i thought the OP was a parody of loose change, making fun of conspiracy theorists by reciting their arguments for this incident with the bridge so as to make them look stupid.

right?

(it is) BUT MAYBE THAT'S PART OF THE COVER UP TOO.

Schwarzelungen wrote:

i think a sinister plot would have involved the golden gate bridge or something else.

That's what they want you to think.

I know a little something about the state of our roadway infrastructure.

This is a crisis that most of the country is facing.  Roads were laid long before the current traffic flow and before double-tractor-trailers weighing over 80,000 pounds were around.

Pennsylvania has acknowledged this and Governor Rendell is scurrying to try and fund bridge repairs anyway he can, including Leasing parts of our infrastructure to foreign governments.  Don't ask about this one, it's a sore subject for me.

This problem has been building for decades with no quick solution.

cryptofcolumbus wrote:

I must go work.  I am a Lead Activist for PETA.  I will discuss some of your ideas with a few of my brilliant coworkers while we also save innocent animals, and when I return in a few hours I will bring you my one and final theory.  It will probably be presented in a slide show with a crazy celebrity's voice over and vague facts and misinformation.   In the meantime, no one drive over any bridges.  It's not safe.

mcminty wrote:

T.Pike wrote:

This is a crisis that most of the country is facing.

Yet another possible use for the billions being pissed away in the middle east.

O rly ?   

Another knee-jerk liberal reaction.

Did you read what I said?   This problem has been building over DECADES !

I know my employer is the oldest superhighway in America and we have been trying to find alternate funding for Bridge repair since the mid-80s.

Sorry, you can't blame this one on Dub !

Bridges actually expand and contract during the year. Some even contract and expand in excess of +/- one metre or more. They collapse - it happens! They need the upkeep (no pun intended).

lol.

Orrish wrote:

OK im tired of this bullshit, the american government wouldn't need to stage another fake terrorist attack, they did that with 9/11 so they could have a fantastic excuse to go into iraq again, i don't know why in the 90's they pulled back after they had those bastards by the balls. so to the original question no no plotted terrorist attack, just a shitty old bridge that fell down due to a freak accident.  END OF NOW PLEASE!

no but, you see...
The MINNESOTA TWINS...
MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL IS BIGGER THAN ANY OF US KNOW. WE HAVE TO BE WARY.

Having delved through the details of this event in my head for the past 24 hrs, I have come up with what I believe to be the best working theory of the cause of the Minn. Bridge Collapse.  It became evident to me very quickly that this collapse was triggered intentionally rather a mere accident as so many people desperately want us to believe.   After becoming confident in this fact, I needed to decide why this bridge was brought down.  What goal was the perp trying to achieve.  When it became evident that the Bush Regime (Monarchy) wasn't going to try and label this as terrorism right away for their political gain, I knew they were behind it.  There must have been a reason they didn't want people to know it was a terrorist attack.  THEN IT HIT ME!  They want us to think it wasn't a terrorist attack!!  But why?  What I discovered upon extreme self reflection was that it was clearly an attempt to distract the American people from a matter they are highly worried about.  Alberto Gonzalez.  Yeah anybody remember him?  Nobody cares about him much anymore, do they?  PRECISELY the goal of this dastardly mission.  Having said this, the people who committed this atrocity aren't exactly who you would expect (Cheney, Bush, Rove).  It was indeed the Minnesota Twins as Phetal laid out earlier in his theory.  It is evident to me that they have a vested interest in keeping Alberto Gonzalez in power.  Because he is so inept, AG Gonzalez has failed to enforce almost all immigration law.  Why don't the Twins want immigration laws in forced you ask?  Look no further than star pitcher Johan Santana, public enemy #1 if you ask me.  He is an illegal undocumented laborer from the nation of Venezuela.  The Twins want to keep him here so they can continue to make millions of dollars off of his less than minimum wage labor.  They clearly can't allow a qualified, or competent AG come to power, so they contracted the collapse of their bridge outside their stadium to Al Qaeda (for a very good price actually).  They flew their private jet to Pakistan to pick up the work crew and brought them back to Minnesota for their rendezvous with destiny.

Having discovered all this took a lot of energy out of me.  I have many more shocking truths I want to reveal to you guys here at BF2s, but I have to rest now.  I'll be back in a few days with my next attempt to uncover dastardly injustice in America.  Until then, thanks to all who helped uncover the truth.  We are profoundly grateful for your efforts.   Write to your congressmen and tell them to speak the truth about this event.  We need to let the world know what we've discovered here today.  Thanks again, COC

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