one time at school i helped a friend leave a milk carton in some guys locker over spring break. you can imagine the smell when we came back to school, and the milk had exploded, and soaked all the kids books.
i post pics of lol cats
enjoying my halfway civilian life while my brothers in arms are fighting and dying overseas.
I play with my weiner infront of child offenders..
K well that quite literally makes you a sick son of a bitch. You are just the kind of person i hate. Those people that spit in peoples food and possibly break religious rules through sly acts like putting sausage in veggy pizza's.Fancy_Pollux wrote:
When I'm making pizzas at work I secretly put little bits of sausage in the vegetarian pizzas.
Things that make me a horrible person are taking the piss out of people big time, but only if they have done something wrong.
Last edited by Vilham (2006-11-30 12:05:49)
Maybe if some sweet 5 year old girl is allergic to sausage she will die after eating the veggie pizza, i would imagine he'd lolz.
What makes me horrible? More like, what doesn't make me horrible?
When I delivered pizza full time I would bring it to them without a problem. If they gave me a shitty tip, I would write down their address and how much they tipped me on a sheet of paper that I keep in my car. Whenever I recognized the address again, they would get a little something extra on their pizza. :-)
Seeing someone run towards me in the elevator while I press the "CLOSE DOOR" button.
Not letting people merge into traffic.
Driving on peoples yards at 3 A.M. and ruining their grass and such.
When I delivered pizza full time I would bring it to them without a problem. If they gave me a shitty tip, I would write down their address and how much they tipped me on a sheet of paper that I keep in my car. Whenever I recognized the address again, they would get a little something extra on their pizza. :-)
Seeing someone run towards me in the elevator while I press the "CLOSE DOOR" button.
Not letting people merge into traffic.
Driving on peoples yards at 3 A.M. and ruining their grass and such.
just like Marlboroman82
Sometimes I park in handicap places, while handicap people, make handicap faces.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
And this one time at band camp....
LMFAO +1 hahahahaha.. ohh god thanks for the laugh!Agent_Dung_Bomb wrote:
I visit and post in these forums.
i slept with downy's girl friend
I masturbate to country-music
I need around tree fiddy.
right.......DonFck wrote:
I masturbate to country-music
I make pore vid topics stealing people's time.
Ok, actually it's the band "Kraftwerk".. You caught me in a lie there, Alfie..^*AlphA*^ wrote:
right.......DonFck wrote:
I masturbate to country-music
Last edited by DonFck (2006-11-30 12:56:32)
I need around tree fiddy.
DonFck wrote:
I masturbate to country-music
i think i have a problem
what makes me a horrible person tho ?DonFck wrote:
Ok, actually it's the band "Kraftwerk".. You caught me in a lie there, Alfie..^*AlphA*^ wrote:
right.......DonFck wrote:
I masturbate to country-music
DonFck wrote:
Ok, actually it's the band "Kraftwerk".. You caught me in a lie there, Alfie..^*AlphA*^ wrote:
right.......DonFck wrote:
I masturbate to country-music
me too
you delete my lol cat post!^*AlphA*^ wrote:
what makes me a horrible person tho ?
they are in Munich the sixth of December, GO for it !
@82, I SURE DO !
@82, I SURE DO !
but they are so cute.
ok alpha, pick up don and i will meet you guys and sl4y3r in munich on the 12th
ok alpha, pick up don and i will meet you guys and sl4y3r in munich on the 12th
"I'm ze operator wit my pocket kalkulator. dudidodidödidudiodi..."Marlboroman82 wrote:
but they are so cute.
ok alpha, pick up don and i will meet you guys and sl4y3r in munich on the 12th
I need around tree fiddy.
hey when do i get to crush your car don? you can collect the insurance on it.
Bring it! You'll neva catch up with my furious 75HP!Marlboroman82 wrote:
hey when do i get to crush your car don? you can collect the insurance on it.
Oh shit.. I think we're engaging in heavy petting derailing..
Last edited by DonFck (2006-11-30 13:33:10)
I need around tree fiddy.