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stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|5645|California

I BS a bunch of shit on my lists so my parents won't feel obligated to buy me things.

List this year includes:

Generation 3 NVG's
USP Compact
$5,000 Computer
.50 Rifle
Hookers
Dead Horse


what about you?
specops10-4
Member
+108|5668|In the hills
Uggs.
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|5645|California

specops10-4 wrote:

Uggs.
Someone must have come out of the closet this year
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|5632|67.222.138.85
What if I really do want night vision goggles.
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|5645|California

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

What if I really do want night vision goggles.
I could get you mil-spec gen 3's for $1100.

All you have to do is put this coke in a condom in your ass.
Nappy
Apprentice
+151|5154|NSW, Australia

i want night vision goggles

and i asked for a car,

and i got it...

well i gotta pay them back but still
i payed for half the car they payed the 2nd half
Trotskygrad
бля
+354|4924|Vortex Ring State

stryyker wrote:

I BS a bunch of shit on my lists so my parents won't feel obligated to buy me things.

List this year includes:

Generation 3 NVG's
USP Compact
$5,000 Computer
.50 Rifle
Hookers
Dead Horse


what about you?
Hell, you can get Russian Gen 3 NVG's on the Chinese Black market for $90 (no shit).
The most preposterous thing I put down was a Schweizer 300
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|5632|67.222.138.85

stryyker wrote:

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

What if I really do want night vision goggles.
I could get you mil-spec gen 3's for $1100.

All you have to do is put this coke in a condom in your ass.
...done

where exactly do you live now? Could I just let Cougar violate me in some way, and then when he sees you he can pass it on?
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|5645|California

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

stryyker wrote:

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

What if I really do want night vision goggles.
I could get you mil-spec gen 3's for $1100.

All you have to do is put this coke in a condom in your ass.
...done

where exactly do you live now? Could I just let Cougar violate me in some way, and then when he sees you he can pass it on?
Umm... yea sure.



You can find Russian surplus gen 2 or 1 goggles/headgear for around $400 bucks, if you really want a pair. But being as its from Russia, and like most things FROM Russia... = shit
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|5463|Long Island, New York
I asked for a plane. A small cessna. No joke.

Funny thing is my parents said that they'd think about it when I'm 18 (renting one).
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|5645|California

fermatx wrote:

stryyker wrote:

I BS a bunch of shit on my lists so my parents won't feel obligated to buy me things.

List this year includes:

Generation 3 NVG's
USP Compact
$5,000 Computer
.50 Rifle
Hookers
Dead Horse


what about you?
Hell, you can get Russian Gen 3 NVG's on the Chinese Black market for $90 (no shit).
The most preposterous thing I put down was a Schweizer 300
How does one even use the black market? I would totally jump on that, but.. you know...

..I know not.
TerrorisT²
Melbourne Shuffler
+214|5551|Gold Coast, Australia
I asked for a hug.

Didn't get it
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|5632|67.222.138.85

stryyker wrote:

fermatx wrote:

stryyker wrote:

I BS a bunch of shit on my lists so my parents won't feel obligated to buy me things.

List this year includes:

Generation 3 NVG's
USP Compact
$5,000 Computer
.50 Rifle
Hookers
Dead Horse


what about you?
Hell, you can get Russian Gen 3 NVG's on the Chinese Black market for $90 (no shit).
The most preposterous thing I put down was a Schweizer 300
How does one even use the black market? I would totally jump on that, but.. you know...

..I know not.
You have to work your way up the ladder. You know, start with small time drug dealers, ask him who the most badass person he knows is, move up, buy some guns off him, find his source, buy tactical nukes off them, etc.
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|5393

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

What if I really do want night vision goggles.
https://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/lolcats/funny-cat-wearing-goggles.jpg
Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|5556|Washington, DC

stryyker wrote:

I BS a bunch of shit on my lists so my parents won't feel obligated to buy me things.
The whole point of XMas is to get your parents to buy you things, noob
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|5632|67.222.138.85

Hurricane wrote:

stryyker wrote:

I BS a bunch of shit on my lists so my parents won't feel obligated to buy me things.
The whole point of XMas is to get your parents to buy you things, noob
You have not learned the true meaning of Christmas. Christmas is about Jesus' birthday, which means cake. Jesus and cake.
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|5645|California

Hurricane wrote:

stryyker wrote:

I BS a bunch of shit on my lists so my parents won't feel obligated to buy me things.
The whole point of XMas is to get your parents to buy you things, noob
I don't want them to buy me things, noob!
Reciprocity
Member
+721|5506|the dank(super) side of Oregon
a snuff film featuring angelina jolie being fisted to death by Steve Irwin's corpse.
Runs_with_sciss0rs
Well butter my buscuit
+121|5117|14072
I asked for a fishing boat... I don't think I will get it though :-(
Trotskygrad
бля
+354|4924|Vortex Ring State

stryyker wrote:

fermatx wrote:

stryyker wrote:

I BS a bunch of shit on my lists so my parents won't feel obligated to buy me things.

List this year includes:

Generation 3 NVG's
USP Compact
$5,000 Computer
.50 Rifle
Hookers
Dead Horse


what about you?
Hell, you can get Russian Gen 3 NVG's on the Chinese Black market for $90 (no shit).
The most preposterous thing I put down was a Schweizer 300
How does one even use the black market? I would totally jump on that, but.. you know...

..I know not.
Connections,
Get them here.
www.asiansocialnetwork.com
Skorpy-chan
Member
+127|5270|Twyford, UK
Black market = eBay, these days.

I haven't asked for anything yet. I'm gonna ask mostly for cash, though. Decided that the only way I'm gonna get a job is to make one, and I need stake money for it.
I also need ideas and some way of buying cheap shit that people will wanna buy.
psH
Banned
+217|5309|Sydney
i want bf2s back for christmas
Madhadda1
Member
+270|5470|Cedar Rapids, Iowa

Reciprocity wrote:

a snuff film featuring angelina jolie being fisted to death by Steve Irwin's corpse.
dude......
Hurricane
Banned
+1,153|5556|Washington, DC

stryyker wrote:

Hurricane wrote:

stryyker wrote:

I BS a bunch of shit on my lists so my parents won't feel obligated to buy me things.
The whole point of XMas is to get your parents to buy you things, noob
I don't want them to buy me things, noob!
Why not, noob?
.:ronin:.|Patton
Respekct dad i love u always
+946|5734|Marathon, Florida Keys
i told everyone not to get me anything.......which i have been doing for the last 3 years.......instead i get all this expensive shit i never use. gg loving family.
https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/patton1337/stats.jpg

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