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Kptk92 wrote:

Weelllllllll... I know you're interested in me OH, but please stop writing quotes that I never even said

I have a vivid imagination. 

Right

[19:31] SamTheMan ๏: im gay


Inevitable, really.

Naturn: Last time I got access to the network I ended up cause a major problem.
Naturn: I was sending messages to other users through windows networking and ended up sending the same message across the entire school network.
Naturn: This was also connected to the WAN over the township to all 25 schools.
F®eeze®: Ahaha
F®eeze®: Dude
F®eeze®: That's awesome.
F®eeze®: net send * o hai
Naturn: Yea to me but the principle was like hell no.
Naturn: Yes
Naturn: That
Naturn: of course then I showed someone how to do it and that was game over.
Naturn: Someone wrote a windows script to run the command through cmd prompt over and over and crashed the network.
F®eeze®: Been there, done that >
Naturn: What about this one... ?
Naturn: So this guy did the same thing but wrote a .txt file to aboutl 2GBs in size and loaded it to every personal network drive ont eh network.
Naturn: That one was great.
Naturn: We are talking terabites here. LOL
Naturn: Oh man I miss my senor year in high school.
F®eeze®: Hehe
Naturn: Oh man this one is a good one...
F®eeze®: I've hacked our proxy net so that I can run Firefox instead of IE
F®eeze®: Those Novell nets are just ridiculously easy to set up.
Naturn: So we were give PDAs as senors.  These PDAs had IR ports on them.  So I programed my PDA to send the exact same IR singnals as our classroom TVs.  Oh man I had a field day.  I pissed one teacher off so much she climbed on the desk to unpluged the TV from the wall. LOL
Naturn: Cheap labor you get cheap networks.
F®eeze®: Hehee, good one with the PDA:s
F®eeze®: Did the same with the IR port on my old monochrome Nokia.

<Scotty> Oh my fucking God. I just spent the best 20 dollars of my life. On a bet, anyway.
<Scotty> After school, me and my friends went to the drug store.
<Scotty> And my friend brought a box of condoms to the counter.
<Scotty> And she scanned them.
<Scotty> And he acted like he didn't have enough money.
<Scotty> He was like, "Shit, I'll be right back."
<Scotty> So he puts the condoms back, and comes back with a bag of rubber bands in one hand and a box of plastic wrap in the other.
<Scotty> Oh my fucking God
<Scotty> Until the day I die
<Scotty> I will never forget that lady's face.
<DanT> haha
<Scotty> Best bet I've ever lost.

<arkan> You know, you really ought to have a bra with 403: forbidden on it.
<Labyrinth> And you really ought to have a pair of boxers with 404: not found.

[23:36] Xfire Technical Support: Good day sir/madam, this is an automated message from xfire techincal support department. We were recently contacted by a user claiming to be you, and claiming that his account had been hijacked. To verify that you are indeed the true owner of this account, please respond with your logon name and password within 120 seconds, otherwise this account will be temporarily locked down until further verification can be obtained.
[23:36] War Man: this a prank?
[23:37] Xfire Technical Support: Sir/madam, please be aware that this is an automated message. Please respond in the format Username/Password within 20 seconds.
[23:37] War Man: prankster stfu and get off
[23:37] Xfire Technical Support: Please respond with your correct password, otherwise we will be forced to suspend your account until such a point where an alternate method of verification can be used.
[23:37] War Man: this is a joke
[23:37] Xfire Technical Support: Please respond with your correct password, otherwise we will be forced to suspend your account until such a point where an alternate method of verification can be used.
[23:37] War Man: i know you will hack my account you asshole
[23:37] War Man: shutup
[23:37] Xfire Technical Support: Please respond with your correct password, otherwise we will be forced to suspend your account until such a point where an alternate method of verification can be used.
[23:37] War Man: hi joshpalmer123
[23:37] War Man: fuck off
[23:38] Xfire Technical Support: Sir/madam, please be aware that this is an automated message. Please respond in the format Username/Password within 20 seconds.
[23:38] War Man: this isn't
[23:38] War Man: i see an actual username
[23:38] War Man: if this was automated
[23:38] War Man: you wouldn't reply like this
[23:38] Xfire Technical Support: Sir/madam, please be aware that this is an automated message. Please respond in the format Username/Password within 20 seconds.
[23:38] War Man: i would also see <> instead
[23:38] War Man: awa
[23:38] War Man: fas
[23:38] War Man: fsa
[23:38] War Man: df
[23:38] War Man: saf
[23:38] War Man: sd
[23:38] War Man: fs
[23:38] War Man: fsa
[23:38] War Man: f
[23:38] War Man: dasf
[23:38] War Man: asd
[23:38] War Man: fsad
[23:38] War Man: sd
[23:38] Xfire Technical Support: Sir/madam, please be aware that this is an automated message. Please respond in the format Username/Password within 20 seconds.
[23:38] War Man: fucking prankster fuck off
[23:39] Xfire Technical Support: Sir, unfortunately you did not respond within 20 seconds. The next time you log off, you will be unable to log on again until you email xfire technical support with confirmation of the password, the address is [email protected]. To avoid this suspension, simply tell the automated bot your password before logging off, and the disputed status will be removed from your account.
[23:39] War Man: nice to see a fellow xfire and trackr member

war man gets angry when you try and phish him, lulz

i did get one password in the end lol

Last edited by JoshP (2008-12-01 15:52:38)

Msn today. Some cunt was trying to  get my gf to do shit on cam...I changed my DP to one of a group of GF's mates and then started Do bear in mind i do bullshit alot in this, but the stuff about college is completely true =/ He blocked me in the end
I'm JakAttaK, he is Paul-H:

EDIT: Have edited it a little

'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:27):
elo hus dis ?
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:27):
hey
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:27):
hus dis ?
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:28):
who is this/
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:28):
u added me :S
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:29):
My names Jaqueline Jak for short
Who are you?
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:29):
paul, were r u from
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:29):
Portsmouth
And you?
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:29):
liverpool
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:30):

Do you have a girlfriend?
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:31):
naa yno
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:31):
how come ?
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:31):
u got a cam
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:31):
no sorry I'm getting one for christmas
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:31):
dnt wat2
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:32):
ahh kk
you a virgin?
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:32):
naaa r u
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:32):
Yes :$
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:32):
aww dya like it ?
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:33):
like what?
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:33):
bein a virgin
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:33):
no Lads never pay attention to me
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:33):
aww
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:34):
dya play wit yaself n da
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:34):
Sometimes yeh...
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:34):
dya like playin wit yaself bbe ?
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:34):
Yeh i do sometimes
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   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:35):
Its boring though I want someone to do it for me
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:35):
aww
hav u got myspace?
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:35):
no
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:35):
get it bbe
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:35):
I can't
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:35):
have ya eva dun nythin wit a lad
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:36):
My parents are really religious and wont let me have a myspace
Yeh :$
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:36):
wa av ya dun
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:36):
:$:$:$:$
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:36):
r u being serious aba ya parents bein religious
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:36):
yeh they are religious My dad is a priest
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:37):
and like
I gave a boy something when he aske dme to
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:37):
wa did ya do ?
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:37):
Like..:$
I gave him head
:$:$
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:37):
dya like it
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:37):
It was ok :$

I lol'd here

'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:37):
did e blurt in ya mouth
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:38):
Almost! But i moved away and it went on me instead :$
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:38):
aww haha
did e have a big dick ?
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:39):
Like
Quite big yeh :$
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:39):
lol did ya deep throat it
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:40):
I tried but i gagged :$
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:40):
aww haha
cum down 2 liverpool n ill give ya a good seesion
;p
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:40):
What do you mean a session?
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:40):
sex:P
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:41):
How old are you?
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:41):
15
u
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:41):
13
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:41):
ooo

He realises he knows my gf

i think i know da girl on da end >>
well i talk 2 her
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:42):
Really?
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:42):
is her name jesica
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:42):
Yeh She's my friend
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:42):
lol;p
preety her
wud u cum down 2 liverpool

I change my display picture to one of me

   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:43):
What to beat your sorry ass?
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:43):
eeeeee ur a lad ya gay twta\
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:43):
Yeh im fucking gay
obvs
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:43):
u horrible dirty bastard
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:43):
jess is my girlfriend you cunt
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:44):
you fucking talk to her like that again i will fuck you up
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:44):
u fukin dirty lil bastard
hahahahahahahahaha go 4 it
nobed
ya dirty gay twat]
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:44):
your gonna take on a 19 year old aye son?
yeh go for it
I know where you live just by talking to you
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:44):
ya dirty pedo ya birds 15
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:44):
Got your IP
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:44):
so wa :S
so wa :S
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:44):
So what shes 15?
4 years different sunshine
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:45):
were do i live den
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:45):
Why do i have to prove i know? Then you'll expect me son
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'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:45):
haha n me brother will just fuk ya n put ya on da next train bak
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:46):
were do i live den shit ouse say it
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:46):
You're brother?
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:46):
yerr
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:46):
You're brothers gonna argue with a fucking colt .45 to the fucking face is he?
silly cunt
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:46):
yerr obv :S
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:46):
You fucking dont even know what that is?
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:47):
n i know ya chaatin shit coz ya dnt give ya adreess n 2 msn ya fukin idiot
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:47):
You don't need to give your adress to msn "ya fukin idiot"
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:47):
wa the fuk ya idiot
were do i live
say da town i live in go ed
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:48):
I say again, why would i tell you? So you expect me?
I think its fucking sad you talk to girls like that on the internet
Chances are you've never had any in your life
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:48):
well if a girls talkin rude ya dnt ignore it do ya lad
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:48):
and your some sad cunt who sits in your room all day, making yourself feel big
Wehn did i talk rude just then? ^
you asked all; the questions son
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:48):
no but da other girl did
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:49):
yeh course mate
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:49):
see lad
n ur sad cumin on a major journey dwn rnt ya lad
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:50):
hahahahahahahahahahahaha n ya cum dwn all ya wont but ya wont get me coz dis is hacked ya fukin idiot
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:50):
Lmfao, "hacked" aye?
Since when could chavs "hack"
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:50):
yerr
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:50):
Oh wait
your not a fucking "chav"
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:50):
coz wen ya no passwords it not hard is it
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:50):
Your some fuckign nerd who sits in his room
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:50):
i know mw m8s password
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:50):
Thats not hacking you silly cunt
thats knowing someones pw

He now decides he is a bit scared

'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:51):
n newayt lad dno y ya sayin dis coz ntn will hapeen lad so call it quits n go other ways init
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:51):
Scared are we son?
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:51):
scared ov wa lad
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:51):
Me comin to pay a visit?
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:51):
hahahahahahaha
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:51):
"na mate im sorry, lets call it quits"
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:52):
sweet quits ?
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:52):
The fuck?
Do monkeys breed in liverpool?
Your dumb as shit mate
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:52):
wa dya meen u lad
haha see ya fink im from liverpool ya divey
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:52):
I'm just mimikcing you you silly cunt
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:52):
thats how yno ya chattin aba and IP or sutton
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:53):
coz if ya was clevery it would say im from hackey in london wudnt it
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:54):
Oh hackney is it son?
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:54):
yer it is
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:54):
I fucking go college there mate
even closer to home
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:54):
so cum n pay a visit 2 da boys
sweet
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:55):
so take it yno Jaytee den yer da bad boy hu i chill wit
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:55):
the fuck is jaytee?
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:55):
ya obv not from hackney it ya dnt no him
dya David F
n Sean D
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:55):
I didnt say im from hackney mate
I said i go to college there
told you your a dumb cunt
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:55):
wa college den
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:56):
cum 2 hackney lad
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:56):
You are fucking retarded
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:56):
y am i
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:56):
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:56):
cum 2 hackney lad
Obvs
I have to go to college dont i?
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:57):
wen ya next dwn ere
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:57):
After christmas mate
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:57):
sweet wa date
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:57):
23rd Jan
'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:58):
haha makin stuff up now lad :S
nt off college 4 da long
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:58):
Yeh clearly 8-)
silly twat

I Lol'd here. Awesome insult on its way, before the inevitabe block

'               ...[Paul-H]...(H) says (21:59):
lad ya just a nerd yno sayin ya go 2 college in my place hackney lad dnt be stupid yad get terrored if ya cum der
coz of ya GAY hair cut
   ^.JakAttaK.^           Madd.Skillz         says (21:59):
LMfao you are so fucking stupid! Ask jess mate
And the only thing you can think of is
GAY haircut
noice

Last edited by ShadowsStrike (2008-12-14 14:13:37)

lavadisk wrote:

[14:33] Lavadisk I.E. 大宇宙 銀河: omg im so mad
[14:34] CanadianLoser: SHIT MAN
[14:34] CanadianLoser: wtf happened?
[14:34] CanadianLoser: not another rape is it?!?!!?
[14:34] Lavadisk I.E. 大宇宙 銀河: i dunno i was at my sisters house then she said claymores
[14:34] CanadianLoser: FUCKER
[14:34] Lavadisk I.E. 大宇宙 銀河: I FRIGGIN HATE CLAYMORES
[14:34] CanadianLoser: SAME

I REMEMBER THAT.

LOL!

[23:14] Jenni. Fin(L): i never know what do say to you on msn lol
[23:14] Jenni. Fin(L): s'wierd
[23:14] Finray! <3 Jen.: lol tis
[23:15] Jenni. Fin(L): so talk to me as if you dont know me
[23:15] Finray! <3 Jen.: r u 4 sexes chatz?
[23:16] Jenni. Fin(L): mite b
[23:16] Finray! <3 Jen.: awzm
[23:16] Jenni. Fin(L): r u
[23:16] Finray! <3 Jen.: yeh

kekekeke

someguy i don't know on xfire wrote:

[23:36] **«¦Gƒ¦»Ðé¢øý**: but i prefer g3
[23:36] **«¦Gƒ¦»Ðé¢øý**: fuck g9
[23:36] Josh   -=SEPr=-: D: g9 is hot tbh
[23:36] **«¦Gƒ¦»Ðé¢øý**: lolz
[23:36] **«¦Gƒ¦»Ðé¢øý**: do u even know what bullet g9 uses?
[23:36] Josh   -=SEPr=-: hahahaahah
[23:36] Josh   -=SEPr=-: it's
[23:36] Josh   -=SEPr=-: a
[23:36] Josh   -=SEPr=-: mouse

lol'd

Last edited by JoshP (2008-12-21 15:39:42)