Ty
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I was just thinking about some of the more stupid *facepalm* moments in my life. A couple stood out and they're kind of similar.

Okay so one of my best friend's dad died in 2003 of a silent heart-attack. It was really unexpected and really tragic. To get him out and about I took him to the movies, we saw "Die Another Day" in which James Bond fakes a heart attack and is attended to by paramedics. Yep, I'm great for getting people's minds off tragic events. I realised what a stupid thing I'd done when he said "that's what they did to Conrad", (his dad.)

That's not the worst of it though. Later on because there was nothing else to do we rented a couple of movies, one of which, my choice, was "The Game" with Michael Douglass. This would turn out to be the worst possible choice.
- Main character's name: Nick.
- My mate's name: Nick.
- Character's brother's name: Conrad.
- Mate's dad's name: Conrad.

In the movie of course, (spoiler warning, who cares,) the main character ends up shooting and apparently killing his brother. Fan-fucking-tastic.

Apparently I haven't learned. Earlier this year after another best friend's girlfriend's mother died of cancer I started making cancer jokes around everyone, completely oblivious to the fact that this was probably the most inappropriate thing to do ever around someone who'd just lost a parent to cancer. I realised my err when she asked innocently, (and without meaning to shame me out or anything because she's cool,) "have you ever known anyone who's had cancer?"
Realisation hit me like a ton of bricks and I just stammered out a response and the unsuccessfully tried to make my head retreat into my chest cavity.

So I'm curious, do any of you have *facepalm*  moments to match these? Anything to reduce the sense of dumbassery I feel when I remember these events?
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Mekstizzle
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You started making cancer jokes around everyone, I mean how many cancer jokes could there be anyway
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sean penn isn't really dead.
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Who makes cancer jokes, honestly.
m3thod
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ive never heard a cancer joke and what gooners said.

i knew a lad that made a rape joke in the presence of a girl that had been raped, well that didnt end well for him.

Last edited by m3thod (2009-09-22 15:39:41)

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Dauntless
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Hey my name is Nick too!
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Applease
m3thod
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Dauntless wrote:

Hey my name is Nick too!
Barry stop being such a scouse lying bastard.
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hey look it's dauntless!

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m3thod
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how come they've all got a fake tan apart from the guy in the bottom left?
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well followed up mek, solid performance.
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I had a rather facepalm moment last night.

I was watching Star Trek the Next Generation, and it was an episode called 'Deja Q' in Season 3 (I think). The Enterprise was at a planet that was panicking because it's moon had, for no reason whatsoever, started to lose its orbit and head for the planet. The Enterprise just couldn't figure out why it was happening, or how to help the people. They were all on the bridge, when there was a flash of light and Q appeared, naked and hovering in mid air, before crashing to the floor.

After he was dressed he explained to Picard that he had been banished from the continuum and was now a human, with no powers. Picard was having none of this, and at that moment he did the famous *facepalm*. I almost jumped out of my seat when it appeared onscreen. Out of the 170+ episodes of TNG, I had chosen at random the episode with the facepalm!

Later on after it had finished, I chose a different episode, also at random. That episode contained his not so famous double facepalm. What a choice of episodes.

Btw i'm not trying to derail the thread, that actually happened last night.
Cybargs
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Who the fuck makes cancer jokes.
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Honestly
ghettoperson
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I'm sure I've made a few in my time.
Mekstizzle
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Spidery_Yoda wrote:

I had a rather facepalm moment last night.

I was watching Star Trek the Next Generation, and it was an episode called 'Deja Q' in Season 3 (I think). The Enterprise was at a planet that was panicking because it's moon had, for no reason whatsoever, started to lose its orbit and head for the planet. The Enterprise just couldn't figure out why it was happening, or how to help the people. They were all on the bridge, when there was a flash of light and Q appeared, naked and hovering in mid air, before crashing to the floor.

After he was dressed he explained to Picard that he had been banished from the continuum and was now a human, with no powers. Picard was having none of this, and at that moment he did the famous *facepalm*. I almost jumped out of my seat when it appeared onscreen. Out of the 170+ episodes of TNG, I had chosen at random the episode with the facepalm!

Later on after it had finished, I chose a different episode, also at random. That episode contained his not so famous double facepalm. What a choice of episodes.

Btw i'm not trying to derail the thread, that actually happened last night.
_The_ facepalm
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It's not Nazi, it's Hindu.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika

If you ban me for this, you gotta ban Gooners for existing.

Last edited by Doctor Strangelove (2009-09-22 16:00:33)

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ban
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gg im not hindu
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Doctor Strangelove wrote:

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It's not Nazi, it's Hindu.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika

If you ban me for this, you gotta ban Gooners for existing.
He right, the nazi one is kinda tilted on its side.
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A few of those moments where a girl is hinting to you to sleep with her and you don't pick up on it till a few days later.
m3thod
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come on that nipple ring has gotta be a facepalm if there ever was one.

Last edited by m3thod (2009-09-22 16:32:42)

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Gooners wrote:

gg im not hindu
Fuck off all Indians are Hindu, all Middle-Easterners are Muslims, all Germans are Nazis, and all Jews are comedic actors/directors.

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