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Steak on a pizza is just wrong
IDK why, but I can't stop listening to this shit.
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I like pepperoni. I think it is better than cheese because it is cheese but it also has pepperoni. I like cats too. And dogs. And hamsters.
Dr. Jay Ph.D is a true example of an American, a self-made man that came from a family of janitors and made his monetary and intellectual riches through hard work. Life was going good for him, he was a 30-something year old that had a gorgeous BBW-sized wife and he spent most of his days either drinking imported European beers (which you probably haven't heard the name of because you don't have the class to drink them), working at his engineering firm and playing the stock market or engaging in intellectual conversations at the Mensa and illumnati meeting forum known as bf2s. Soon his life would fall apart when he made the transition of using soft drugs such as alcohol, heroin, crack, etc, to harder drugs such as marijuana. All it took was some peer pressure from his coworker saying how "dis shit will put u on ur level wit ur female n everything" for him to smoke a whole "marijuana cigarette" by himself. Eventually he ended up intravenously injecting marijuana into his loose butthole and losing his job. His once plump girlfriend starved when he could no longer afford Double Quarter Pounders w/ Cheese and he pawned off his computer thus losing access to Wikipedia articles. Soon he overdosed from his marijuana use after finding out he acquired HIV through sharing his marijuana needles.
does this for me and my buddy. Is the game dead forever?
eh i think ill just stick to drinking. that shit was nuts though
So since I'm not dead what should I do tonite?
ok
im sad
IDC if you guys think I'm "cool"
But to wish death upon me seems a bit out of line.
But to wish death upon me seems a bit out of line.
Some of you guys really are assholes...
I'm still alive.... somehow..... fuck that was one strange trip
It's 2am.
At 12:00am I snorted 10mg ambien
Between 12 and now I have had 5 shots of vodka.
I just now (@2am) swallowed 12 CCC's
I just now also swallowed my normal medication (luvox150mg and lamictal 200mg)
I'm planning on smoking some bud soon. Am I going to die?????
At 12:00am I snorted 10mg ambien
Between 12 and now I have had 5 shots of vodka.
I just now (@2am) swallowed 12 CCC's
I just now also swallowed my normal medication (luvox150mg and lamictal 200mg)
I'm planning on smoking some bud soon. Am I going to die?????
honey crisp apple omg so good
My cat kissed me on the lips. Is that weird? I think I'm in love
I really liked that game... Also, I think I have yellow fever...
i swear to god if you touch me ONE MORE TIME....
hardly made any difference dude. you could still mash x and sprint foreverMacbeth wrote:
Not eating affected sprint time and some other stuff.
charlieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
San Andreas was way better than vice city.Macbeth wrote:
vice city was the last gta worth shit
Preordered, played beta, cancelled preorder due to gameplay being about as close to bad company 2 as it was as far away from battlefield 2
I played the beta and will not be buying bf3 based on the gameplay.
Prostate massager
i do i do i do, oooooooooooo
Me
Only if bf2s redirects there, which it won't because BF2 is still around. With nearly 200 servers left!
Mike Jones
Not to mention the last time I bought a car
I was manic, started experimenting with drugs, got hooked on oxycodone... Did it for like 2 months straight. Haven't touched it since early August....
I spent like 2 grand in drugs in the past year....Pochsy wrote:
What causes you to spend money whilst manic? Just an irrational desire to acquire?elitemaphia wrote:
Yeah until you realize you just blew all your savings.Pochsy wrote:
Andros, are you bipolar? I'd get it checked before you slip any farther into depression... I hear the manic swings can be better than cocaine, though.
Yeah until you realize you just blew all your savings.Pochsy wrote:
Andros, are you bipolar? I'd get it checked before you slip any farther into depression... I hear the manic swings can be better than cocaine, though.
Anakin Skywalker
He gets to sleep with hot bitchesssszzzz
He gets to sleep with hot bitchesssszzzz
Just cus they are tough doesn't make them straight. fag
[15:13] rigid112: wat?
[15:15] elitemafia: fuck you thats wat
[15:16] rigid112: lemme see ur cock
[15:17] elitemafia: what"?
[15:18] rigid112: send me a pic...
[15:18] elitemafia: why
[15:18] rigid112: ...
[15:19] rigid112: out of curiosity
[15:15] elitemafia: fuck you thats wat
[15:16] rigid112: lemme see ur cock
[15:17] elitemafia: what"?
[15:18] rigid112: send me a pic...
[15:18] elitemafia: why
[15:18] rigid112: ...
[15:19] rigid112: out of curiosity
I'd rather die than be defeated by some douche bag who doesn't yield to pedestrians.
Some d-bags in a pos pickup tried to kill me today in a parking lot. He saw me walking and he just kept coming then honked at me... wtf??
i haven't gotten the flu shot for 2 years. The year before I got sick for 3 days after I got the shot...
anybody know where i can get some blow?
You fools and your iphones.
lol andros is 16
you fuckers need more liquor in you systems
niger is a country. fucking ignorant people
who is that last guy...?
I really want an em pee four dash twelve cee
I had to be sure. I... Had to be sure.
Do you mean potato chips or french friesAussieReaper wrote:
scotch fillet steak with chips and a beer for lunch was nom nom nom delicious
LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO FUCKING FUNNY
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Happy birthday to everyone who had birthdays in the past few months