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Dr. Jay Ph.D is a true example of an American, a self-made man that came from a family of janitors and made his monetary and intellectual riches through hard work. Life was going good for him, he was a 30-something year old that had a gorgeous BBW-sized wife and he spent most of his days either drinking imported European beers (which you probably haven't heard the name of because you don't have the class to drink them), working at his engineering firm and playing the stock market or engaging in intellectual conversations at the Mensa and illumnati meeting forum known as bf2s. Soon his life would fall apart when he made the transition of using soft drugs such as alcohol, heroin, crack, etc, to harder drugs such as marijuana. All it took was some peer pressure from his coworker saying how "dis shit will put u on ur level wit ur female n everything" for him to smoke a whole "marijuana cigarette" by himself. Eventually he ended up intravenously injecting marijuana into his loose butthole and losing his job. His once plump girlfriend starved when he could no longer afford Double Quarter Pounders w/ Cheese and he pawned off his computer thus losing access to Wikipedia articles. Soon he overdosed from his marijuana use after finding out he acquired HIV through sharing his marijuana needles.