yup... this way.. you can prone spam in real life and in the game at the same time... with some bunny hopping for... extra pleasureFujin wrote:
By far the best advise...E V E R!!!!HaywoodJablowme wrote:
Dude, just mount your lcd on the ceiling, that way you can bone and pwn at the same time.
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i think he meant that flash bangs and smoke grenades work if you are using the KIT that utilizes them...
i think you get them with the special Forces Expansion pac
i think you get them with the special Forces Expansion pac
ahem.. not really that far lol..iNeedUrFace4Soup wrote:
I had a computer that ran off cassette tapes and only played text based adventure games.
Oops, went too far back in time.
i had an atari 800 xl.. cost me 1200 bucks... yup.. i remember the cassette tape thingy.. i remember NOT being able to afford even THAT!!! lol... so.. what did i do? remember those magazines that had 3 or four pages of code that you could spend hours typing in the special characters? then when you finally got done and try to run.. the dam thing errored out because somewhere in those thousands of special characters... one or two werent correct? and back then there wasnt a debug feature that brought you at or near the buggy line...
lol good dtimes
wish someone would accuse ME of using an aim bot... dam... im not that good or anything.. but SOMETIMES.. i in that zone or something where i pick off 6 or 7 in a row with headshots and/or one shot kills ue to their health... but nooooo...
ALTHOUGH... my second day of playing this game.. sniping of course... i got a lucky streak where i killed 6 or 7 in a row.. not really one shot kills or anything... and someone started a vote kick!! YAY!
ALTHOUGH... my second day of playing this game.. sniping of course... i got a lucky streak where i killed 6 or 7 in a row.. not really one shot kills or anything... and someone started a vote kick!! YAY!
btw.. i KNOW how to type the odds ratio thingy... it was just quicker for me to do it as i did....
and yup.. counting each line you typed as a paragraph in yer previous post... that would equal 5
and yup.. counting each line you typed as a paragraph in yer previous post... that would equal 5
dude... i dont know you.. you dont me... i type what i type for MY purposes.. at least in this thread...Smoke wrote:
I quote Septimius2:
good thing you get paid for browsing forums...
and responding to threads in such forums..
otherwise i would consider it a COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME and RESOURCES writing a dam novel in response to a rant post in a COMPLAIN thread...
please... keep it within 200 words and no more than three syllables per said word...
thanks you
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Sarcasm?
You basically (and blatantly) stated that using logic and reason to properly debate an issue is a "COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME and RESOURCES."
Therefore, you have a complete disregard for logic. Thus any brief, momentary lapse of respect we all might have had for you has been nullified.
Furthermore, do you actually comprehend the definition of the word "sarcasm"? I only ask because you appear to believe that you've used it somewhere in your obscenely scant attempt to argue in the favor of ignorance.
(By the way, it's not 10 - 1, it's 10:1. It's called an "odds ratio.")
yes it WAS sarcasm... lol go ahead and debate this.... its funny as hell... why? YOU figure it out... i got what i wanted...
lol
funny how peeps are quick with the "wit" but yet have no grasp of "sarcasm"
unless of course.. you are being sarcastic also.... lol
(10 - 1 there will be a five paragraph response to this)
funny how peeps are quick with the "wit" but yet have no grasp of "sarcasm"
unless of course.. you are being sarcastic also.... lol
(10 - 1 there will be a five paragraph response to this)
gotta agree with fruitloop...
why would a sniper use an aimbot?
headshots are what snipers DO...
and the same thing for snipers in the way of thinking...
""i headshotted 3 peeps in row from 250m.. but im 20 meters away from this guy.. and shoot him 3 times in the head and NOTHING!! wtf??""
goes both ways on this subject
why would a sniper use an aimbot?
headshots are what snipers DO...
and the same thing for snipers in the way of thinking...
""i headshotted 3 peeps in row from 250m.. but im 20 meters away from this guy.. and shoot him 3 times in the head and NOTHING!! wtf??""
goes both ways on this subject
looks like he may just started playing the game... 42 hours sure.. but half that as commander.. so he may be just having fun with the game and not really worried what his stats are...
more power to him
more power to him
good thing you get paid for browsing forums...
and responding to threads in such forums..
otherwise i would consider it a COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME and RESOURCES writing a dam novel in response to a rant post in a COMPLAIN thread...
please... keep it within 200 words and no more than three syllables per said word...
thanks you
and responding to threads in such forums..
otherwise i would consider it a COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME and RESOURCES writing a dam novel in response to a rant post in a COMPLAIN thread...
please... keep it within 200 words and no more than three syllables per said word...
thanks you
im a looser... i AM a loose peep... chicks dig loose menDes.Kmal wrote:
oh, and next time... spell loser right.Abstinuous wrote:
or u can just grow up and stop making stupid posts
nah.. i quit watching porn about 4 years ago...[n00b]Tyler wrote:
so u guys watch snooker?
jk.. bad american humor
lol thanks.. but havent been in cali for about 15 years.. been in oklahoma.. now i have come full circle and brought my kids where i was born.. montana!!!fadedsteve wrote:
Anyway, good to see some Penninsula people crawling around on these boards!! I'll buy you a pitcher at the Goose if your in town
but the niners are gonna always be my team....
man you beat me to it...jermyang wrote:
this isn't about just saying goodbye to a few people, it's saying goodbye to a community.SuperSlowYo wrote:
but isnt this just attention seeking.. i mean if you really wanted to say goodbye to the friendly people ya could just send them a pm or email... ya dont have to start a thread i mean its just gonna make ya look like a fool when your still here posting in a weeks time... good luck with your teary nights big boyI.M.I Militant wrote:
im not emo i hate attention seekers and im posting to say goodbye to the friendly people that brang and kept me on this forum in the first place..
jackass.
but i will add this in promo to the movie...
JACKASS 2 !!!
dont know the story... but.....BabySpinach wrote:
I can promise you that ambv doesn't hack anymore.
theres a key word in that sentence that really doesnt ASSURE anybody that they can TRUST him
ANYMORE...
im just a little ol oldman sniper who plays the game cuz its a dam pretty game.. and i like to enjoy it while having coffee... lol...
and no... pilots DO NOT impress me one bit... so they know how to fly and control the craft... so they can just gun the shit out of ground pounders and whatnot.. there is no "ownage" or "leetness" in that... the TRUE test of a pilot is how they handle themselves against another PILOT.. IN THE AIR...
but to each their own....
i just get a kick out those pilots where one game.. they killing every thing in sight with their choppers and planes.. bragging.. blah blah blah.. then the next game they decide to ground pound it.. go.. say... 3 -11 for half the game... whine their asses off.. then TRY to get in line again for the plane or chopper...
just my thoughts... dunno if i went off topic lol... but.. im gettin old...
that fadedsteve... san mateo.. 49er fan!! woot! i grew up in So San Fran.. lived a year in redwood city 4 blocks away from their homebase.. actually saw montana and clark practicing.. etc ertc.. been a niner fan since.. that was in 84.. when they played the dolphins down the street in superbowl.. something lol
off topic sure.. sorry..
but wehoever got the problems going on right now (in real life)... hang in there.. can only get better (hopefully)... im a single father of three kids (37) and i been thru a personal crissis also... each to their own.. but the pain can be similar... but it does get better
off topic sure.. sorry..
but wehoever got the problems going on right now (in real life)... hang in there.. can only get better (hopefully)... im a single father of three kids (37) and i been thru a personal crissis also... each to their own.. but the pain can be similar... but it does get better
now..SysTray wrote:
Fact of the matter is - and this goes for everyone (1.4 lover or not) - this is a game. If it bothers you that much please go masturbate or something and relieve some stress. Come back later and play for awhile, then repeat the process. At no time should anyone get frustrated over something that won't matter.
are you talkin a "quick Jerk off" type of thing?
or..
a long drawn out "touch yerself all over till your body TINGLES LIKES ITS ON FIRE" type of session?
btw.. "repeating the process" can be a problem sometimes.... sigh
no kidding.. coming here to read these threads saves me from spending $5.98 for a book at walmart every weektheknuck wrote:
wah, i don't like 1.4, wah
guess what, i never complained, never will, and will continue playing this for as long as i can. I just come to places like this to read about all the drama.
yet you played today... yeah you are really "fucking" them aint ya?smacktardthefirst wrote:
Fuckin Right On!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All You Whiny Fucking Noobs Suck My Dick!!! You Fuckin Children Ruined This Game, Yet All You Fucks Continue To Whine. About Time Someone Told It Like It Is, Fuck Ea, Dice, And All You Whiny Little Fucks!
what he said ^^The_Jester wrote:
I don't care about patches, but have a question.
The dominant "pro" opinion is like "Now all the whiny noobs can have a chance, every unskilled pussy can be good at infantry" and so on.
But if now it's easy for noobs and whiners, shouldn't it be even easier for the pro's to master the new game style?
pretty much yup... i learned my lesson the hard way plenty times...
heck its cool just to SEE someone typing help to someone else in this game... rare thing... good job
squad up or create a squad... then all the blue players will be switched before you
man dude... sorry for all of us trying help.... appreciate the insults when none in fact were givin to you....AFFROPANDA wrote:
-_- yes... I'm sure thats the first thing everyone who's settings that have been working fine for months would do when their game suddenly starts fucking them around... I know when 2142 comes out, i just don't feel it's so important that I should buy a new system to run it when it comes out, then update again for Vista, you guys sure love lording information you assume somone doesn't know over them, seriously - get a life.
as for the "nvidia" video... well... here is some "lorded" info YOU obviously dont know... you can take out that "movie" from the folder it resides in and you wont ever have to see it again...
thats the whole point... 1.4 came out and 90 percent of us have had BETTER times.... so SOMETHING that has to do with yer computer hardware and software setup does NOT like the 1.4 patch... if it was JUST the patch.. then ALL of us would have problems...AFFROPANDA wrote:
This is definitely down to the patch though, all those people saying "BF2 just doesn't like you're PC" should read my first post; BF2 has been running without a hitch since it came out.
thats why i suggested that if nothin else works.. even the new download... start fresh... reformat and reinstall EVERYTHING... heck.. i do that about every 3 to 4 months for the hell of it and to keep things fresh...
then you answer (showing her the bunnyhopping and prone spamming on yer computer)Ubersturmbannfuhrer wrote:
BF2 is the only game where...
you prefer to stay up and play instead of going to bed with your girlfriend, which pisses her off so much that she frequently asks "Which one is more important to you, BF2 or me????"
"can YOU do this??!! to me??? on the bed??? HUH??HUH??? NO??? then stfu"
jk lol
no problems here.. and for the majority... got to be somehow where your computer + BF2.. just dont like each other with your current config or hardare in its current condition... maybe if yer latest attempt dont work.. try.. cleaning out registry.. spyware.. etc etc.. or maybe... just reformat and reinstall
Do the rainbow...AFFROPANDA wrote:
Ihttp://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs12/300W/i … NAP518.jpg
BE the rainbow...
SKITTLES!
hell... im gonna use unlocks when pickin up chicks in a bar.... hell yeah i am!DirtyMexican wrote:
picture this, hes in a bar, sees this hunnie, now the pick up line comes
"Hey baby, I'm man enough to not use unlocks"
How stupid deos that sound? Thats what this thread sounds like
"hey baby.. check this out... " (pump pump pump)
um.... huh?Dex Luther wrote:
...Completely blocking off whole areas of a map. That isn't strategy....
prozac anyone?
this argument is now moot...
its not getting anywhere.. people WILL bunnyhop or people WILL NOT... doesnt matter.. who cares...
actually im just hoping someone will post something other than the "he said she said" thing... this thread is like a scary movie that starts out good.. then sucks the rest of the way
its not getting anywhere.. people WILL bunnyhop or people WILL NOT... doesnt matter.. who cares...
actually im just hoping someone will post something other than the "he said she said" thing... this thread is like a scary movie that starts out good.. then sucks the rest of the way
on small buildings.. i run to the edge and right there i JUMP in the air.. then start hittin the 9 key... works most of the time
lol was in oman sniping... like i always do.. (i like to enjoy coffee while i play).. was on crane... and this guy was at one of the two middle flags on the US side.. he was waiting for a tank or something... i popped him once... no headshot.. and he starts bunnyhopping...doctastrangelove1964 wrote:
... Now its only good for dodging snipers and tanks while as an offensive movement is foolhardy.
i fire a couple of more shots on the off chance i might hit him but i missed.. but he kept hoppin.. so i kept typing "boing boing boing"... lol so he knew he was being watched...
still hoppin waiting for tank... tank spawns same time his teamamte spawns... teammate gets to tank first and takes off... he stops hopping... looking at the departing tank he waited for (probably in disbelief)... so i shot him and killed him... lol...
guess this should be in the "best kills" thread... but it was just funny.. i musta typed "boing" a dozen times b4 gettin the kill shot... lol
but.. bunnyhoppin people doesnt bother me.. i get a laugh out of it.. and i just wait (if i can) until they stop hoppin and then shoot 'em
...boing...
man... i put my claynmores sometimes in full plain view.. if your dumb enough to walk up and not see the little square thing laying there and then BAM!!!! well... more laughs for me...
PS.. i dont spam em.. i get two when i spawn and thats all i use... one for the flag and one... wherever i might need it
PS PS...
"would gameplay improve" dude... what else you want?
PS.. i dont spam em.. i get two when i spawn and thats all i use... one for the flag and one... wherever i might need it
PS PS...
"would gameplay improve" dude... what else you want?
so i guess you got to get to know him.. and make "friends" with him so this dont happen?midnitebassist wrote:
Rofl! I play with Sgt. Eraser a lot. If you talk to him in game, get to be an aquaintance so that he knows who you are, such events won't happen.
but if he dont know you its ok for him to kick or ban because someone else may be better than he?
what a crock full of (insert whatver soup here)
CERN pwns all.... we just dont know it... yet
Battlefield 2 is the only game where...
you can be driving down the road on a mostly clear day.. and the tint that strips across the upper portion of yer windsheild makes that single small cloud look like a FREAKIN ENEMY UAV!!!
yes.. i did twitch a little while driving... stoopid cloud
you can be driving down the road on a mostly clear day.. and the tint that strips across the upper portion of yer windsheild makes that single small cloud look like a FREAKIN ENEMY UAV!!!
yes.. i did twitch a little while driving... stoopid cloud
sometimes i get kicked for a 552 ping!!! WTF is up with THAT????!!!
well sheet.. and i thought you meant to type "amatuer" lol -1 for me getting THAT wrong...A.HACKER wrote:
[ Oh yeah, "immature".
And by the way I apologize to all for my crap attitude, it was a very bad day.
and i just posted originally about you because i had just come off a couple of games with a player who sounded like what your frustrations were about...
its all good though...
there is way to play and have fun at the SAME time while trying to win... point is.. if you dont win then it aint a problem... funny thing is.. i bet AHACKER is that type of person who, after a game that was lost by 10 - 0, will type something like "we woulda won if our team didnt suck" (saw that today btw, made me laugh(those games are the best imho))
im armatue... VERY ARMATURE... lol
but thats me.. i like to snipe only 99% of time.. that way, i can get up, get some coffee... and enjoy myself...
and yes, i will and do spot out enemies and stuff... and laugh when the enemy commander gives me free "supplies" lol
im armatue... VERY ARMATURE... lol
but thats me.. i like to snipe only 99% of time.. that way, i can get up, get some coffee... and enjoy myself...
and yes, i will and do spot out enemies and stuff... and laugh when the enemy commander gives me free "supplies" lol
i was gonna say solitaire... but that can be stressful also... you know... when the MOTHER F***ING 2 of spades is right above the MOTHERF***ING Ace of spades in the flop...
DAMMIT!!! whew... time to calm down... im gonna play BF2 for fun...
DAMMIT!!! whew... time to calm down... im gonna play BF2 for fun...
lol.. i bet all you guys just LOVE it when Easter comes around...
Cadbury Chocolate presents.... BF2!!
Cadbury Chocolate presents.... BF2!!
AHACKER really needs to play something else.. so much stress... and anger..
chutes and ladders is a fun game...
chutes and ladders is a fun game...
yanno whats pissing me off??!!!!
its always
"retarded 12 year olds" !!!
never "retarded 13 year olds" or "retarded 14 year olds" or "retarded 11 year olds"
cmon guys.. give the TWELVE year olds a freakin break!!!
its always
"retarded 12 year olds" !!!
never "retarded 13 year olds" or "retarded 14 year olds" or "retarded 11 year olds"
cmon guys.. give the TWELVE year olds a freakin break!!!
heheheheheheeevladb wrote:
To simply come out and poo-poo on the patch ....
he said...
poo-poo
i heard it too last night.. just once though.. and no i didnt or havent or registered for that veteran thingy on bf(insert year here (i cant remember))
cuz its a cheep waay to get a smawl chuckle...arnica wrote:
Why the fk are people obsessed with spelling errors for these maps? Who gives a rats arse how you spell it ... you understood what the poster was trying to say so that's it ... ffs ...
chill out dude