conversation killer ftwNappy wrote:
ive seen a guy put his bald head into a chicks vaginaPoseidon wrote:
An entire FOOTBALL? Holy fuck.
and that girl who swallowed the most semen...bukkake gone wrong.
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I have to say the longest turd is the most impressive one (well, maybe apart from the semen )
Just thought I'd share this with my fellow buddies.
Enjoy!
THE MOST OFFENSIVE WORLD RECORDS
MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
LONGEST PUBES
Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.
MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.
ZITS
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance
of 7ft 1inch.
WORST DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed,but served with a tampon(unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a 'Cunt Pump'.
GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.
LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American who, produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
MOST PROLONGED FART
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
Enjoy!
THE MOST OFFENSIVE WORLD RECORDS
MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.
LONGEST PUBES
Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.
MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.
ZITS
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance
of 7ft 1inch.
WORST DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed,but served with a tampon(unused) instead of a cocktail umbrella and is known as a 'Cunt Pump'.
GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.
LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American who, produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
MOST PROLONGED FART
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
Haha yeah epic fail tbh.Kurazoo wrote:
Epic FailBill Gates wrote:
The source of "640kb ought to be enough for anybody." may have actually been "No one will need more than 637 kb of memory for a personal computer."
I say you deserve some ban as well for being an asshole.Markooo*Est wrote:
Mirindor who the fuck cares your 2 poor kills with C4!!!!! I think we all have got more kills with nade and c4 than you but we dont post stupid screenshots after every kill!
Noob, you play in K&P total noob
Somebody ban him..
Reward 100$
yeah.PBAsydney wrote:
Didn't Einstein theorize that time slowed down if you are travelling fast enough? (Near light-speed fast)
Interesting vid though.
trogs
Good shooting, great reflexes. And nice editing. 10/10.
+1
+1
I'm the Cereal KillerMirindoR wrote:
yea, cereal killer.=NHB=Shadow wrote:
hes cereal{HMS}_Sir_Del_Boy wrote:
U serious or just joking??
cya
Oh please. I'd tell you more, I've increased ~50kgs in bench since then, that my "mind" is great with 130 IQ and all, but this thread isn't about me it's about you and your projector. Do what you want with it, I'm just trying to inspire a fellow gamer here. Good luck with the projector mate, and remember to save on the light bulb, which is expensive as hell.Freezer7Pro wrote:
Great minds think alinke.CruZ4dR wrote:
I was serious. I started working out six months ago and haven't had a single regret. The reason I started was when I couldn't play games on my pc anymore. You don't need a projector anyways. I wouldn't trade my health improvements for 100 HD projectors, with the best resolution, packed in the fanciest boxes there is. I don't have much more to say. Do itFreezer7Pro wrote:
no
That means your mind isn't great.
I was serious. I started working out six months ago and haven't had a single regret. The reason I started was when I couldn't play games on my pc anymore. You don't need a projector anyways. I wouldn't trade my health improvements for 100 HD projectors, with the best resolution, packed in the fanciest boxes there is. I don't have much more to say. Do itFreezer7Pro wrote:
noWhite-Fusion wrote:
CruZ4dR wrote:
Sell the projector, take your money and do something constructive with your life: buy a membership at the gym and get in shape.
Pwning nubs online < Pwning nubs at the beach. Period.
Sell the projector, take your money and do something constructive with your life: buy a membership at the gym and get in shape.
Pwning nubs online < Pwning nubs at the beach. Period.
Pwning nubs online < Pwning nubs at the beach. Period.
Current Episode: Dave's Pimpin' Pizza
lol thought it was bf2Raphi wrote:
It's a social network site, not a nerd place. lolCruZ4dR wrote:
something with "bloodspiller" in it
or FPS_Raphi?
something with "bloodspiller" in it
or FPS_Raphi?
or FPS_Raphi?
With the colorado shirt. Brings back memories.<SS>SonderKommando wrote:
92fs are nice...
heres me with my AK and my new Glock 17. I got some other cool shit but no pics..
http://a879.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/im … 7a2f4e.jpg
The Simpsons Game I'm playing it right now, very entertaning game.
The pee wee teams still have supporters though. It's not about winning, it's about having funSEREMAKER wrote:
ummmmm hmmmmmmmm
the west
why : no-one supports the obvious losing team ........ its like putting the NFL all-stars against a pee-wee football team, I wonder who shall win
Haha my laptop has the same specs (exept for processor, which is overclocked to 3,0 Ghz).
you'd be cloning the body, not the soul of the person. The clone will probably have a totally different personality.elite3444 wrote:
id only think clone someone every 5 or 10 years incase of death to bring them back but i didnt think it through very much so i dont think cloning is very good
only for like elements (if u can clone those) so we can get water and crap
plants would be good if it was like Aloe
animals would be good to get them out of endangerment
Well I believe we've gone off tracks here concidering cloning is the same as duplication, and gene modification is what you're talking about.Des.Kmal wrote:
lol. never say 'never'.CruZ4dR wrote:
Wouldn't happen, even though I don't see the problem in "perfectiong" ourselvesdayarath wrote:
You clone the perfect humans about a few billion times, the original human population becomes useless, since the other clone is 'perfect'. Why have normal humans do the job if you can get something far superior to any other human.
We'd be extinguishing ourselves.
and u dont? what'd be the of a human race if we just made them ourselves?
But to answer your question: Why would we make a whole new race? What defines a new human race? There are things like test phases etc which I have confidence in. I believe in gene modification for medical puropses, as in finding cures for new and old diseases (and no, not making new ones).
Wouldn't happen, even though I don't see the problem in "perfectiong" ourselvesdayarath wrote:
You clone the perfect humans about a few billion times, the original human population becomes useless, since the other clone is 'perfect'. Why have normal humans do the job if you can get something far superior to any other human.CruZ4dR wrote:
Why?dayarath wrote:
cloning humans is bad mmkay.
Btw D&ST
We'd be extinguishing ourselves.
Why?dayarath wrote:
cloning humans is bad mmkay.
Btw D&ST
I don't believe in God. I believe in science.Bf2-GeneralArnott wrote:
But, i don't have a negative attitude to progress in science, i like science, and i am interested in science anyway.CruZ4dR wrote:
I don't believe in negative progress in science. Your question is good though. As for increasing population I guess the evolution goes into practise again, survival of the fittest (and luckiest). I do support the thing China does, with one child per family (still this kinda misses the subject).Bf2-GeneralArnott wrote:
Do you think medical science is good though?
Taking away cancer and HIV means that there will be new, more terrible diseases discovered, more mistakes made. We will think we are all God, we are not, we are fragile and make foolish mistakes, the human race, on a whole, wants to survive.
Is this good though? Taking away disease and sickness means we will not die, more people are being born, over-crowding the planet, causing more poverty, polluting it more, making it a more miserable life for people in Asia and Africa, and, everywhere actually.
The doubters and opposers to cloning are only slowing down the progress, I'd rather have them done making cures for cancer before I'm dead than after
But thats not the point, the point is, bringing God into this, he gave us disease didn't he? He did not intend for the human race to live forever did he? Even though some of you may not believe in God, i do.
Ill update this post later, i have T.V to watch.
I don't believe in negative progress in science. Your question is good though. As for increasing population I guess the evolution goes into practise again, survival of the fittest (and luckiest). I do support the thing China does, with one child per family (still this kinda misses the subject).Bf2-GeneralArnott wrote:
Do you think medical science is good though?CruZ4dR wrote:
Yes to all. Cloning is a fact, mankind would be foolish not to take advantage of the pollibilities. There's too much talking about ethics concidering the opposers are fairly outnumbered. Cloning is one step closer to life enhancements and cures for diseases like HIV and cancer.
Taking away cancer and HIV means that there will be new, more terrible diseases discovered, more mistakes made. We will think we are all God, we are not, we are fragile and make foolish mistakes, the human race, on a whole, wants to survive.
Is this good though? Taking away disease and sickness means we will not die, more people are being born, over-crowding the planet, causing more poverty, polluting it more, making it a more miserable life for people in Asia and Africa, and, everywhere actually.
The doubters and opposers to cloning are only slowing down the progress, I'd rather have them done making cures for cancer before I'm dead than after
Heard of the scientists that wanted to clone Hitler so they could torture him to death? I'm not kidding.
Yes to all. Cloning is a fact, mankind would be foolish not to take advantage of the possibilities. There's too much talking about ethics concidering the opposers are fairly outnumbered. Cloning is one step closer to life enhancements and cures for diseases like HIV and cancer.
edit: spelling
edit: spelling
Looks like your bet won't be so hard to match thenThe Sheriff wrote:
I will bet my penis that Schalke won't beat Barca.CruZ4dR wrote:
I could have looked it up, but took a chance. Anyways, he's godd.buLLet_t00th wrote:
Its 'Kuranyi', and he doesn't play that much.
Barcelona will play United in the Semis and will lose (hopefully).
Barca are unfortuneately overrated.
..Sorry, just had to say it.
I could have looked it up, but took a chance. Anyways, he's godd.buLLet_t00th wrote:
Its 'Kuranyi', and he doesn't play that much.CruZ4dR wrote:
Of course they will. Kuyrani will score 2. Honestly, Barca kinda sucks in CL.The Sheriff wrote:
Schalke will not beat Barca.
Barcelona will play United in the Semis and will lose (hopefully).
Barca are unfortuneately overrated.
Of course they will. Kuyrani will score 2. Honestly, Barca kinda sucks in CL.The Sheriff wrote:
Schalke will not beat Barca.CruZ4dR wrote:
Looks like United pretty much has a clear path. Schalke vs United and Liverpool vs Chelsea in the semi's, and United beats Chelsea in final 3-0.
Looks like United pretty much has a clear path. Schalke vs United and Liverpool vs Chelsea in the semi's, and United beats Chelsea in final 3-0.
Probably more than double the FPSBulldogz wrote:
Yeah i do, the motherboard came with the parts needed for sli, and it says SLI ready on the box.
so just confirming, 2 7600's would work wayyyy better than my one 8400?
Daeim, no way Haha. Sucks to be you I guess.
RDMC wrote:
SimCity 500
So this makes you win at life?Freezer7Pro wrote:
Here comes a compilation of AIM logs from a certain "TheAnalogKid11". He is retarded, and humps stuffed animals. Proof:
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t259 … 0941_l.jpg
From his own photobucket Don't know why he sent it to me, but I posted it on /b/ along with his AIM, and now he hates me. He really thinks he's winning. It's sad. He can't spell for shit, and has a supweiority complex. Very fun to toy with him, though.
Here are some of the quotes I've gathered from him over the last months. I've got pics to prove it, too. In no particular order
No offense boiPea....Tear.....Griffen wrote:
Dude...I hate you, thats better than my Desktop
Funny thing is I can't really afford it but I'm still buying it
Clevo D57XRU-U
w/PM965 and ICH8M
17" WUXGA+ (Glare) (1920x1200)
Intel Core2Duo T8300 2,4 Ghz
2GB RAM SO-DIMM PC6400 CL5
200GB Hitcahi 7200RPM (RAID 0)
Intel 4965AGN 54MBs WLAN
Sony DVD±RW
1 x nVIDIA GeFORCE 8800GTX m/512MB
Windows Wista Home Prem Norwegian 32bit
2Mp. Webcam (USB) integrated in screen
Bluetooth
Standard Clevo Laptop Bag
Total cost: 17750 NOK or 3440 USD
I went over my budget with about 1000$
Link
Pics for the lazy ones:
Heatpipe
EDIT: Also this link which is way better
w/PM965 and ICH8M
17" WUXGA+ (Glare) (1920x1200)
Intel Core2Duo T8300 2,4 Ghz
2GB RAM SO-DIMM PC6400 CL5
200GB Hitcahi 7200RPM (RAID 0)
Intel 4965AGN 54MBs WLAN
Sony DVD±RW
1 x nVIDIA GeFORCE 8800GTX m/512MB
Windows Wista Home Prem Norwegian 32bit
2Mp. Webcam (USB) integrated in screen
Bluetooth
Standard Clevo Laptop Bag
Total cost: 17750 NOK or 3440 USD
I went over my budget with about 1000$
Link
Pics for the lazy ones:
Heatpipe
EDIT: Also this link which is way better
Cheers mate.ig wrote:
to me motherfuckers!!!
just waking up from the nice celebration last night. don't remember much, but it was probably fun!
inb4close
Happy 18 and 1/2 birthday to me which is also today:)
you did the right thing.
daimbuLLet_t00th wrote:
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y156/T … f_shit.jpg
Never seen that before. I'm not mr techincal guy myself, why don't you search a little on a computer site and see if you find anything?emumano101 wrote:
well it will be nice if u got me a good MB that takes 2 CPUsCruZ4dR wrote:
Haha, I'm not in the mood for building, just finished mine.emumano101 wrote:
well where can i find them parts ?
Newegg?
Haha, I'm not in the mood for building, just finished mine.emumano101 wrote:
well where can i find them parts ?CruZ4dR wrote:
Wait for the 9800X2 (possible get two 3870's) and get a X48 motherboard And a few gig's 1900Mhz DDR3 RAM to go with it.
Newegg?
Wait for the 9800X2 (possible get two 3870's) and get a X48 motherboard And a few gig's 1900Mhz DDR3 RAM to go with it.