'Scuse me while I kiss this guy.

2008-03-17 02:36:53

#1

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|6776|Noizyland

Misheard lyrics can be funny, albeit embarrassing when sung in front of friends. Here are a few I know of.

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The thread title of course comes from Hendrix's "Purple Haze" - "'Scuse me while I kiss the sky."

The Pixies song made famous by Fight Club, "Where is my Mind?" has the lyrics "Try this trick and spin it, yeah!"
Misheard as: "Try the Shrimp and Spinach, yeah!"

The Smashing Pumpkins song "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" has the lyric "Despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage."
Misheard as: "Despite all you rave I'm still just a rabbity gay."

The AC/DC song "Long way to the top" has of course "It's a long way to the top if you wanna rock 'n' roll!"
Misheard as: "It's a long way to the Shop if you wanna Sausage Roll!"

Foo Fighters song "Monkey Wrench" has the lyrics "I'll never be your monkey wrench."
Misheard as: "I'll never teach your Monkey French."

Foo Fighters song "My Hero" has the lyrics "There goes my Hero, he's ordinary!"
Misheard as: "There goes my Hero, he's old and hairy!"

Bryan Adam's "Summer of '69" has the opening lyrics "Got my first real six string, bought it at the five-and-dime."
Misheard as: "Got my first real sex dream, I was five at the time."

Green Day song "Good Riddance" has the lyrics "Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road."
Misheard as: "Another turnip boy, the Ford stuck in the road."

AC/DC song "Dirty Deeds" has the lyrics "Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheep."
Misheard as: "Dirty deeds and they're done with Sheep..."

Robert Palmer song "Addicted to Love" has the lyrics "You might as well face it you're addicted to love!"
Misheard as: "Might as well face it, you're a dick with a glove!"

Nine Inch Nails song "Closer" has the lyrics "I want to fuck you like an animal! You get me closer to god!"
Misheard as: "I want a duck shaped like a triangle! You give my toaster to Bob!"

From "Ghostbusters" - "Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters!"
Misheard as: "Who ya gonna call? Those bastards!"

Finally, Pink Floyd song "Another Brick in the Wall (part 2)" has the lyrics
"We don't need no education,
We don't need no thought control,
No dark sarcasm in the classroom..."

Misheard as:
"We don't need no education,
We don't need no fucking clothes,
No dorks are spazzing in the classroom..."

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That's all for now.
Anyone else got any?

[Blinking eyes thing]
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2008-03-17 02:39:26

#2

=DB4D=Slight: Member; +8|6187

I misheard the Jam's Eton Rifles as "Eat Two Trifles"!

and Lionel Richies (?) When the Going gets tough... I thought the chorus was "go and get stuffed"

Last edited by =DB4D=Slight (2008-03-17 02:39:41)

2008-03-17 02:42:16

#3

pirana6: Go Cougs!; +682|6293|Washington St.

Heard one a long while back, Sheryl Crow's "All I Wanna Do"

"Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard"
-
"Until the sun comes up over sentimental cup full of lard"

2008-03-17 02:44:08

#4

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6569|NYC / Hamburg

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2008-03-17 02:47:33

#5

SenorToenails: Veritas et Scientia; +444|6132|North Tonawanda, NY

"Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night"

misheard as:

"Revved up like a douche, another runner in the night" or any other weird variants.

2008-03-17 02:50:03

#6

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6155|what

Creedence Clearwater Revival: Bad Moon Rising

"There's a bathroom on the right..."

2008-03-17 02:50:50

#7

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6656

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I can't find the Finnish Ducktales one And that one was the best!

2008-03-17 02:51:19

#8

cospengle: Member; +140|6489|Armidale, NSW, Australia

Well I always though Tori Amos's song 'Crucify' had the line: "Cheese, cheese, cheese, ohwaha."

I thought "hmm, I like cheese too."

EDIT: Oops, had the title wrong too.

Last edited by cospengle (2008-03-17 03:05:40)

2008-03-17 03:00:17

#9

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|6776|Noizyland

mtb0minime wrote:
I can't find the Finnish Ducktales one And that one was the best!

Is this it?

[Blinking eyes thing]
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2008-03-17 03:04:21

#10

Nappy: Apprentice; +151|6231|NSW, Australia

the ac/dc one isnt misheard lyrics, its more like... alternate words lol

2008-03-17 03:08:26

#11

Poseidon: Fudgepack DeQueef; +3,253|6539|Long Island, New York

For Free Bird, I used to think "For I must be traveling on now..." was "For I'm a speed traveling on now".

What the fuck is a speed. :S

2008-03-17 03:15:39

#12

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6651

For the most part those are just some words that happen to fit in there. I've never misheard any of the songs up there as the words the OP claims.

2008-03-17 03:19:57

#13

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|6776|Noizyland

Some of them are altered lyrics - like the AC/DC one for instance.
Some are misheard but polished to make sure they kind of make a bit of sense.

No-one else thought "He's ordinary" was "He's old and hairy"? That was an honest to God misinterpretation.
Also when I heard Peal Jam's "Last Kiss" I genuinely thought he said "I lost my lung, (love,) my life that night."

Also, how can you say "I want a duck shaped like a triangle! You give my toaster to Bob" are "words that happen to fit in there"?

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2008-03-17 04:02:09

#14

some_random_panda: Flamesuit essential; +454|6392

I lolled at "Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep." That's like the typical good-humoured insult from us Aussies regarding kiwis.

2008-03-17 04:02:57

#15

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6656

Ty wrote:
mtb0minime wrote:
I can't find the Finnish Ducktales one And that one was the best!
Is this it?

Yesssssss! I love it!

2008-03-17 04:06:07

#16

djphetal: Go Ducks.; +346|6338|Oregon

http://kissthisguy.com/

2008-03-17 04:09:30

#17

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6651

Ty wrote:
Some of them are altered lyrics - like the AC/DC one for instance.
Some are misheard but polished to make sure they kind of make a bit of sense.

No-one else thought "He's ordinary" was "He's old and hairy"? That was an honest to God misinterpretation.
Also when I heard Peal Jam's "Last Kiss" I genuinely thought he said "I lost my lung, (love,) my life that night."

Also, how can you say "I want a duck shaped like a triangle! You give my toaster to Bob" are "words that happen to fit in there"?

Because someone just thought of some random words that sounded similar to the actual words. That said, I don't know the song so I can't comment on it.

2008-03-17 04:16:57

#18

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|6711|Charlie One Alpha

http://www.kissthisguy.com/index.php

I didn't think mods were allowed to commit plagiarism

"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell

2008-03-17 04:25:10

#19

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6633|Finland

Ty wrote:
Nine Inch Nails song "Closer" has the lyrics "I want to fuck you like an animal! You get me closer to god!"
Misheard as: "I want a duck shaped like a triangle! You give my toaster to Bob!"

No. Wai.

I need around tree fiddy.

2008-03-17 04:31:31

#20

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6471

Ty wrote:
mtb0minime wrote:
I can't find the Finnish Ducktales one And that one was the best!
Is this it?

I can't just hear it like that. It's impossible.

2008-03-17 04:39:33

#21

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6475|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Ty wrote:
mtb0minime wrote:
I can't find the Finnish Ducktales one And that one was the best!
Is this it?

It is your fault now that my co-workers now think I'm a total mental case for giggling at my screen. As you're not a Finn you have no clue how absolutely hilarious that was! Uncut...

+1 for that and that NIN misunderstanding in your OP

edit.

Yes. I'm very very tired.

Taco nazi...

Mwehehe...

Last edited by Ultrafunkula (2008-03-17 04:57:19)

2008-03-17 05:09:25

#22

Megalomaniac: Formerly known as Missionless; +92|6330|105 RVK

thanks for clearing up the Hendrix lyric for me, I actually thought he said "guy" not "sky" And I just didn't really care since hippies tend to do/say random things.

2008-03-17 05:12:18

#23

CruZ4dR: Cereal Killer; +145|6658|The View From The Afternoon

2008-03-17 05:15:27

#24

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|6776|Noizyland

LaidBackNinja wrote:
http://www.kissthisguy.com/index.php

I didn't think mods were allowed to commit plagiarism

'tisn't plagarism. Plagarism is copying something. Kissthisguy.com was a source, I took the time to write the thread.
An uncredited source maybe, (for the most part,) but this was merely an idea for a thread. Nitpicking is not required, just bloody enjoy it for what it is.

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2008-03-17 05:20:02

#25

LaidBackNinja: Pony Slaystation; +343|6711|Charlie One Alpha

Ty wrote:
An uncredited source maybe,

=plagiarism.

Plagiarism is the practice of claiming or implying original authorship of (or incorporating material from) someone else's written or creative work, in whole or in part, into one's own without adequate acknowledgment.

Last edited by LaidBackNinja (2008-03-17 05:24:55)

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