Look what my teacher sent me..

2008-03-13 12:47:07

#1

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|6896

Basically my math teacher needed our email addresses so that he could send us all our holiday work. Check out what he wrote:

"My dear students, First I would like to thank God for giving me the opportunity to be one of your teachers.I hope you understand each and every lesson of mathematics. The attachment contains 105 question I would like you to solve with pen and paper. Reading the question is not enough. The questions are divided in 7 topics and you have the answers in the back. I know it is Easter and I am sending my best wishes for a happy Easter. Jesus demonstrated God's unconditional love for us. He taught us the importance of helping others and loving our neighbors. His selfless devotion and mercy provide a remarkable example for all of us. Today, I give thanks for God's many blessings and one of them is you, as my student."

Kudos to him for the nice things he said but I had no idea he was that religious.

2008-03-13 12:48:19

#2

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|6868|London, England

2008-03-13 12:49:00

#3

^*AlphA*^: F*ckers; +3,135|6985|The Hague, Netherlands

keep your Sunday free.

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2008-03-13 12:49:07

#4

Gawwad: My way or Haddaway!; +212|6932|Espoo, Finland

Haha, happy easter

2008-03-13 12:49:23

#5

SgtSlutter: Banned; +550|6885|Amsterdam, NY

Mek-Izzle wrote:

2008-03-13 12:49:24

#6

_PQWeR_AuRoRa_olly: Member; +22|6757|Surrey, United Kingdom

er..... lol, scary?

2008-03-13 12:49:32

#7

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|6896

^*AlphA*^ wrote:
keep your Sunday free.

I reserved sunday for you mister..

2008-03-13 12:49:35

#8

cablecopulate: Member; +449|6985|Massachusetts.

Your teacher went off the deep end.

2008-03-13 12:50:03

#9

Shocking: sorry you feel that way; +333|6246|...

SgtSlutter wrote:
Mek-Izzle wrote:

inane little opines

2008-03-13 12:50:46

#10

Mutantbear: Semi Constructive Criticism; +1,431|6212|London, England

Mark as spam

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2008-03-13 12:51:03

#11

jord: Member; +2,382|6925|The North, beyond the wall.

He's gonna kill himself. Quick phone the Police!

2008-03-13 12:52:10

#12

presidentsheep: Back to the Fuhrer; +208|6208|Places 'n such

dayarath wrote:
SgtSlutter wrote:
Mek-Izzle wrote:

I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.

2008-03-13 12:52:14

#13

ig: This topic seems to have no actual posts; +1,199|6769

if that was here...

!b

2008-03-13 12:52:44

#14

Gawwad: My way or Haddaway!; +212|6932|Espoo, Finland

Give an example of one of the 105 questions so I can better judge how screwed you are

2008-03-13 12:52:54

#15

2tuff: Positive Karma Here!; +357|7023

bad grammar

2008-03-13 12:53:39

#16

presidentsheep: Back to the Fuhrer; +208|6208|Places 'n such

Also... Refuse to do it on the basis you're visiting Satan that easter/Sacrificing a goat etc. then take pics of his face when you get back and post.

I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.

2008-03-13 12:54:08

#17

Christbane: Member; +51|6482

will jesus help you with your math homework?

2008-03-13 12:54:40

#18

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|6896

2tuff wrote:
bad grammar

He's Romanian and funnily enough sounds exactly like Borat. He's a fucking genius though. He combines teaching IB math with studying advanced mathematics at the university at Oslo which is very tough to get into.

2008-03-13 12:54:52

#19

CruZ4dR: Cereal Killer; +145|6903|The View From The Afternoon

Daeim, no way Haha. Sucks to be you I guess.

2008-03-13 12:55:00

#20

Cyrax-Sektor: Official Battlefield fanboy; +240|6395|San Antonio, Texas

Mek-Izzle wrote:

x2

2008-03-13 12:56:19

#21

Lai: Member; +186|6398

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Basically my math teacher needed our email addresses so that he could send us all our holiday work. Check out what he wrote:

"My dear students, First I would like to thank God for giving me the opportunity to be one of your teachers.I hope you understand each and every lesson of mathematics. The attachment contains 105 question I would like you to solve with pen and paper. Reading the question is not enough. The questions are divided in 7 topics and you have the answers in the back. I know it is Easter and I am sending my best wishes for a happy Easter. Jesus demonstrated God's unconditional love for us. He taught us the importance of helping others and loving our neighbors. His selfless devotion and mercy provide a remarkable example for all of us. Today, I give thanks for God's many blessings and one of them is you, as my student."

Kudos to him for the nice things he said but I had no idea he was that religious.

I went to a Jesuite school,.. the priests swore in front of the class,.. this,.. never.

(Though some teachers did tell us that when they were at school they were beaten and got a 1 or a Z in the US grade system if they forgot to put "Deo Volente" above each exam)

2008-03-13 12:57:11