It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this. In the beginning, we were all fish, okay, swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby. And the retard baby was different so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands, and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something, and made this retard-frog-squirrel and then that had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog, and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and that made you. So there you go. You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel. Congratulations.
Mrs. GarisonCommieChipmunk wrote:
It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this. In the beginning, we were all fish, okay, swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby. And the retard baby was different so it got to live. So retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its mutant fish hands, and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something, and made this retard-frog-squirrel and then that had a retard baby which was a monkey-fish-frog, and then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and that made you. So there you go. You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel. Congratulations.
i like south park
Thats all we are doing in school for me.. Gets kind of annoying.
im loving the boobies in the back......
I say it's likely a hoax.
It's the same reason that why we can't breed with monkeys, even though at times our DNA is only a total 3% different. Two different species.
It's the same reason that why we can't breed with monkeys, even though at times our DNA is only a total 3% different. Two different species.
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I'd say its possible...
Hey buddy... I dunno if you noticed, but they haven't even done one test on them, and the claim was made by an 18 year old girl. You can't mix felines and canines. It is astounding that you actually believe this is possible. It's no wonder you run your mouth about Mexicans the way you do.
Hoax. No doubt about it.
Having said that, if it is not a hoax, then there was some pretty nifty genetic engineering going on. It would take quite some work to make this happen and if it were true, the person who did it would no doubt be up for a Nobel prize in Biology.
Having said that, if it is not a hoax, then there was some pretty nifty genetic engineering going on. It would take quite some work to make this happen and if it were true, the person who did it would no doubt be up for a Nobel prize in Biology.
It's a hoax. The only instance where ANY kind of hybridization is possible is when two species are EXTREMELY close. The closeness is very relative, which is exactly why humans and monkeys can't hybridize (even though we're supposedly so much alike), yet lions and tigers or horses and donkeys can.
Canines and felines are too far apart on the phylogenetic tree for there to be any chance of successful hybridization. There are many safeguards that don't let this occur, the most potent ones at the molecular level. Canine sperm will not fertilize feline ovum, because it will not recognize it as an ovum. The wrong receptors are there.
It's not impossible that some of the kittens had some birth defects or deformities that vaguely look like canine features, but it's not possible that they were a result of mating with a dog.
Canines and felines are too far apart on the phylogenetic tree for there to be any chance of successful hybridization. There are many safeguards that don't let this occur, the most potent ones at the molecular level. Canine sperm will not fertilize feline ovum, because it will not recognize it as an ovum. The wrong receptors are there.
It's not impossible that some of the kittens had some birth defects or deformities that vaguely look like canine features, but it's not possible that they were a result of mating with a dog.
¿Cuándo he dicho jamás yo algo malo acerca de mexicanos? He dicho las cosas malas acerca de extranjeros ilegales y la falta de Estados Unidos de una frontera, pero apenas tan usted sabe, mi esposa es medio mexicano y eso hace mis dos niños 1/4 mexicano. Qué hace eso tiene que ver con la seguridad contigua. Pienso que usted es una teta.Dec45 wrote:
Hey buddy... I dunno if you noticed, but they haven't even done one test on them, and the claim was made by an 18 year old girl. You can't mix felines and canines. It is astounding that you actually believe this is possible. It's no wonder you run your mouth about Mexicans the way you do.
When have said never I something bad about Mexican? I have said to the bad things about illegal foreigners and the lack of the United States of a border, but just so you know, my wife is average Mexican and that makes my two children 1/4 Mexican. What does that has to do with the contiguous security. I think that you are a teat.ATG wrote:
¿Cuándo he dicho jamás yo algo malo acerca de mexicanos? He dicho las cosas malas acerca de extranjeros ilegales y la falta de Estados Unidos de una frontera, pero apenas tan usted sabe, mi esposa es medio mexicano y eso hace mis dos niños 1/4 mexicano. Qué hace eso tiene que ver con la seguridad contigua. Pienso que usted es una teta.Dec45 wrote:
Hey buddy... I dunno if you noticed, but they haven't even done one test on them, and the claim was made by an 18 year old girl. You can't mix felines and canines. It is astounding that you actually believe this is possible. It's no wonder you run your mouth about Mexicans the way you do.
*Roughly Translated* and by Roughly I mean babelfish :p
I wasn't talking to you.
LawlzDarkZealot89 wrote:
I think that you are a teat.
Hoax
That hurt...even over the internet.ATG wrote:
I wasn't talking to you.
lol doesnt mean he cant help the rest of us know wtf u were saying
Well, I'm sorry.
I just get a little tired of being branded racist because I think lack of border security is insanity.
Yes, I may have said some harsh, perhaps even boneheaded things, and I may be a hypocrite.
Hypocrite?
I'm anxiety ridden about the border, and yet the entire economic structure in Southern California depends on mexican workers.
I'd say failure to enforce border law is treason, yet I'd probably go out of business without my Hombres.
Some may recall my brash flashing of cash of late, and as ill advised as it was it is made akward even more in that, truth is everybody not working in my office or in sales, is Mexican. Meaning ( gasp! ) it is ill gotten loot in that I employee illegal aliens.
They have to have a social security number, which in our currupt system, can be had for $500.00 in Santa Ana. Many of these numbers are bogus, yet the illegals have taxes withheld. The governent turns a blind eye in part because they take in payroll taxes and don't have a legitiment beneficiary to pay to upon retirement.
My best guy, we call him Gordo ( means Fatso ) makes coin $$$. He can't have a license be cause he's illegal.
It's the way it is.
I just get a little tired of being branded racist because I think lack of border security is insanity.
Yes, I may have said some harsh, perhaps even boneheaded things, and I may be a hypocrite.
Hypocrite?
I'm anxiety ridden about the border, and yet the entire economic structure in Southern California depends on mexican workers.
I'd say failure to enforce border law is treason, yet I'd probably go out of business without my Hombres.
Some may recall my brash flashing of cash of late, and as ill advised as it was it is made akward even more in that, truth is everybody not working in my office or in sales, is Mexican. Meaning ( gasp! ) it is ill gotten loot in that I employee illegal aliens.
They have to have a social security number, which in our currupt system, can be had for $500.00 in Santa Ana. Many of these numbers are bogus, yet the illegals have taxes withheld. The governent turns a blind eye in part because they take in payroll taxes and don't have a legitiment beneficiary to pay to upon retirement.
My best guy, we call him Gordo ( means Fatso ) makes coin $$$. He can't have a license be cause he's illegal.
It's the way it is.
Evolution, mabye
Hoax, probably
Cute? You bet your sweet ass.
Hoax, probably
Cute? You bet your sweet ass.
Hoax, come on...not to mention that dog would get clawed to shit! 
maybe she should have held up her aborted fetus next to the cat and said... i didnt even know fluffy was pregnant, but look what she gave birth to
Oh, that's not what you gives you an air of racism. Not that I think you are racist, but I can see why others might.ATG wrote:
I just get a little tired of being branded racist because I think lack of border security is insanity.
Didnt you know? Everyone who lives in Southern California, and pushes for better border control is a Racist.
Well, I'm going to stay within my own species. Thanks for the warning.