funniest thing said to you in bf2?

2006-10-16 18:56:28

#26

specops10-4: Member; +108|7191|In the hills

An Enlarged Liver wrote:
specops10-4 wrote:
one time, i faked coming out of the closet! I didnt know my freind was on the server and got scared because he didnt know I was joking. I randomly said "Im a fag and i like men!" and tons of people started writing lol and rofl. But i am not really...
The great thing about jokes is.... there's a little truth in every one.

Yea, i must agree with you there

No seriously Im not, why did I post this on a public forum, , I am so smart!

2006-10-16 18:58:08

#27

stryyker: bad touch; +1,682|7168|California

::Stryyker, i wish you were a penis so i could shit all over you::

I lol'ed

2006-10-16 19:03:02

#28

DirtyMexican: I knife Generals; +278|6985|Search Whore killing fields

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/2891 … 141dw7.png

read the box, Not my screenie but funny as hell

2006-10-16 19:13:18

#29

Towelly: It's A State Of Mind; +399|7039|Your attic

https://img178.imageshack.us/img178/7695/screen000ac0.th.jpg

I quite enjoyed that, considering the team I was on, the jet I was in and the fact that the same guy had been raping the carrier for the past few minutes.

+ obligatory hack accusation

https://img244.imageshack.us/img244/7629/screen032xx4.th.jpg

2006-10-16 19:31:56

#30

greenhaven: Member; +47|6914

Some ten year old tried to make an ASCII penis. He failed.

2006-10-16 21:44:20

#31

Djbrown: Member; +129|6944|Adelaide, Aussieland

Lol i get called all sorts of names / accused of things every single day. possibly because all i do is use jets/choppers in wake some of my favourites:

"Get out of the jets -D-J-Jetwhore-"
"-D-J-Downy-" (referring to downs syndrome?!?!)

And i get accused of some hacks i never knew existed, its bloody funny when people resort to these sorts of accusations.

TV-missile homing SRAW's
missile lock-on aimbot
missile-dodging hack

But the funniest thing said to me only a few days ago,

"how the F@#K do your bombs hit me from so high up. im sick of your cheating bullshit bombing-aimbots im reporting you jet-slut"

2006-10-16 21:49:37

#32

InfectiousShadow: BF2S Resident Bass Player; +45|6880|Washington State, USA

Well not much except someone told me to bendover after they killed me once...oh yes and i rape your ass with a knife after i kill you can you say bend over...

2006-10-16 22:04:46

#33

DaReJa: BF2s US Server Admin; +257|7075|Los Angeles, California, US.

https://img86.imageshack.us/img86/9148/sig2nk7.png

Battlelog: DaReJa
MyBFi/BF3i Admin

AKA DanielRJ
GameSurge IRC Network, Support Agent and Staff
Phuzion IRC Network, Support Director and Operator

2006-10-17 08:46:33

#34

Ducksteina: Choleric groundpounder; +42|6993

https://img145.imageshack.us/img145/5258/duckcheater8sw.jpg

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2006-10-17 08:53:14

#35

Emil: Teh strogg!; +205|6927|Trondheim, Norway

last week some fucking whiner said this to my clanmate: "foxsoldier is cheating, he fires 6 shots or so with the svd at once!!" only me, or cant u fire a lot of shots almost at once with the svd??

earlier on the same server he said this to me cus i killed him at the tv station (warlord) when he was insurgent:
"stop baseraping you fucking noob"

2006-10-17 09:38:45

#36

Cbass: Kick His Ass!; +371|7142|Howell, Mi USA

LT.Victim wrote:
http://supercollective.clanhost.nl/imag … um/167.jpg

Basically, i took the J-10 Before the Admin, He blocked my Jet, i ran him over, got punished for the TK, then he kicked me for "teamkilling and cock Loving".

I know that server, played there the other day. They were USMC, i got the J-10 and started rapeing them on the carrier...... 3 passes and booted me for "being an asshole" lolz

OT
This would of been too many screenshots to post but, basicly my gunner n i in the apache were owning this guy in the HIND many..... many times on Iron Gator.
This is why 12 year olds shouldn't play Bf2

Noob: U guys are pussies just hide behind carrier and wait to kill me
Me: We can come over there and kill u if u want
gunner: lolz
*killed him again*
Noob: fuck u
Both of us: lolz
*flew over to MECsf spawn and killed him as he was warming up the chopper*
Noob: Thats it im reporting u guys to EA
Noob: I got u on a screencap
Me: for what exactly?
Noob: Spawn killing me
my gunner: lolz i don't remember anything on the ROE about that
Me: good luck with that one
Noob: your going to lose your stats
Me: Nothing wrong with spawn rapeing u idiot y don't u defend yourself
MyGunner: Yea theres AA vehicles for a reason but go ahead and report us they don't care lolz
Me: it's a server rule not a stupid ROE rule get over it
Noob has Disconnected from server

Don't know if he ever reported us, im sure they laughed at him.

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2006-10-17 09:43:03

#37

metal1215: Member; +18|7093|Varsseveld, Netherlands

OMG you cant fire a SVD that quick metal is hacking!!!

the biggest compliment ive ever had

2006-10-17 09:44:13

#38

']['error: Banned; +630|7092|The Netherlands

An Enlarged Liver wrote:
specops10-4 wrote:
one time, i faked coming out of the closet! I didnt know my freind was on the server and got scared because he didnt know I was joking. I randomly said "Im a fag and i like men!" and tons of people started writing lol and rofl. But i am not really...
The great thing about jokes is.... there's a little truth in every one.

lol owned

2006-10-17 09:52:24

#39

CruZ4dR: Cereal Killer; +145|7104|The View From The Afternoon

Inc|Loki called me a dumbass and "the worst commander ever". I called him a fucking nerd.

2006-10-17 10:12:14

#40

yuckfou09: hide your terrorists ^,^; +94|7125|Ft. Drum, NY

https://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/e32df142c6.png

Yeah i got banned from this one. I loved fw gauntlet, but they dont react well to being owned.

2006-10-17 10:17:45

#41

bullit: Tank Troll; +71|7137|London, UK

after 2 maps of gettin X-0 in a tank some nub goes not so great without yr tank are u bullet?

My response i was 3-2 btw and got 5-2 at the end of the round.

'iam commander.....'

this was on maashtur and no screeny.

http://bf3s.com/player/175948227

2006-10-17 11:49:00

#42

DirtyMexican: I knife Generals; +278|6985|Search Whore killing fields

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/1356 … 251xp0.png

read who was killed

http://img75.imageshack.us/img75/730/screen235gh6.png

M95d him for the Little B. He was -5 -5 2 8 with it. Sadly i got teamswitched when a tunga got me

2006-10-17 12:13:15

#43

.:ronin:.|Patton: Respekct dad i love u always; +946|7257|Marathon, Florida Keys

check out the hacks link in my sig

https://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g117/patton1337/stats.jpg

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