this had to happen folks. This section in particular
Yes, we all know its the weekend; That magical time inbetween Friday night and Monday morning, when the schoolboys and girls run rampant along the Internet SuperTubes.
Lucky for the smart ones on the internet, the dumbasses like to hunt on weekends, usually in packs. These intertards (scientific name noobeus fucktardus) will spend most of the weekend posting threads of little relevance to anything, week old news, 0/\/\Fg statspadder threads, stuff of that nature. its how we have come to know the weekend, without even looking at the calendar.
Here are your guidelines, if you are a lonely dumbass on the weekends:
1. Think before posting. If you have a picture of two asses to post, dont do it in the BF2 - Chatter section. You are retarded and a failure to the human race.
2. Read up on the news. Its good to know what has happened in the past week, so you dont have to tell us in multiple threads.
3. There are no more BF2142 beta keys, so stop asking for them (this goes for ALL week)
4. DON'T comment on how slow the stats are updating. Why? because its the weekend, and all of your noobulite Sergeant friends are playing trying to + their award peni (plural form of penis, fags)
5. Last but certainly not least, if you have to think if you should post it, dont.
and if you still breakthru and be a douche, suicide may be the only alternative, AND you can put it on Myspace so your friends will know you are hanging from a banister.
quote of the week, ExecutionerStyle himself
1. LORD#OF#WEED has been reset. No one *but you* seems to care FAILURE---
2. Stat servers still go down, sexually. DICE.EA.Gamespy needs more shit to get together.
3. Yes, BF2 is still alive, Yes, 2142 still sucks.
More shit to come as it surfaces.
3.
Yes, we all know its the weekend; That magical time inbetween Friday night and Monday morning, when the schoolboys and girls run rampant along the Internet SuperTubes.
Lucky for the smart ones on the internet, the dumbasses like to hunt on weekends, usually in packs. These intertards (scientific name noobeus fucktardus) will spend most of the weekend posting threads of little relevance to anything, week old news, 0/\/\Fg statspadder threads, stuff of that nature. its how we have come to know the weekend, without even looking at the calendar.
Here are your guidelines, if you are a lonely dumbass on the weekends:
1. Think before posting. If you have a picture of two asses to post, dont do it in the BF2 - Chatter section. You are retarded and a failure to the human race.
2. Read up on the news. Its good to know what has happened in the past week, so you dont have to tell us in multiple threads.
3. There are no more BF2142 beta keys, so stop asking for them (this goes for ALL week)
4. DON'T comment on how slow the stats are updating. Why? because its the weekend, and all of your noobulite Sergeant friends are playing trying to + their award peni (plural form of penis, fags)
5. Last but certainly not least, if you have to think if you should post it, dont.
and if you still breakthru and be a douche, suicide may be the only alternative, AND you can put it on Myspace so your friends will know you are hanging from a banister.
quote of the week, ExecutionerStyle himself
EDIT: LONG AWAITED 4/10/2007!!!!!Aaaannnddd... it's the weekend!
1. LORD#OF#WEED has been reset. No one *but you* seems to care FAILURE---
2. Stat servers still go down, sexually. DICE.EA.Gamespy needs more shit to get together.
3. Yes, BF2 is still alive, Yes, 2142 still sucks.
More shit to come as it surfaces.
3.
Last edited by stryyker (2007-04-10 14:59:40)
