I personally use the left hand but I'm right handed. I'm just curious if this happens to a lot of people or its only me.
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Which hand do you use to clean your ass?
| Left (I'm left handed) | 2% | 2% - 1 | ||||
| Left (I'm right handed) | 7% | 7% - 3 | ||||
| Right (I'm left handed) | 7% | 7% - 3 | ||||
| Right (I'm right handed) | 59% | 59% - 25 | ||||
| Both | 2% | 2% - 1 | ||||
| Are you kidding me? | 21% | 21% - 9 | ||||
| Total: 42 | ||||||
I use your kitten.
greatest thread. EVAR
wtf.............i answered right/right. As Im sure everyone really cares to know.
WTF Why do you care???????????????????
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Last edited by Jinto-sk (2006-09-08 10:28:26)
ANOTHER BIG PHUKING QFE Sarge, your showing off your great intellect again today!ShowMeTheMonkey wrote:
I use your kitten.
Last edited by (T)eflon(S)hadow (2006-09-08 10:28:20)
It's a statistics study over male population habits.Jinto-sk wrote:
WTF Why do you care???????????????????
left, cos i eat with the right and it would seem right if i used it.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Do you try every combination? Use your toung... man... you ugly sonofa*BURK*
I thought this was a Fancy_Pollux thread.
I use my right, I'm right-handed.
I use my right, I'm right-handed.
I use TP, not my hands
you bastard i was gonna say that! meh here's 1 karma!Cbass wrote:
I use TP, not my hands
usually the toilet paper is on the right..i think that will answer a lot of questions right there.
i dont wipe my own arse, i get my butler to do it.
WITH HIS FACE!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(not really)
WITH HIS FACE!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(not really)
So what? I use left although paper is on the right. Unless you have short arms and don't reach the paper with your left one...MURcarnage wrote:
usually the toilet paper is on the right..i think that will answer a lot of questions right there.
Midget??? NAH J.K broUnless you have short arms and don't reach the paper with your left one...
I really thought for about 2 min's on this and thought about doing an experiment....
Don't risk your life man. You shaved your balls? Really?cpt.fass1 wrote:
I really thought for about 2 min's on this and thought about doing an experiment....
Last edited by sergeriver (2006-09-08 10:38:14)
Now THIS is interessting
I have a follow up, gents: do you wipe AWAY from the balls or TOWARDS the balls? I honestly thought there were no other way then..uh..away from the cajones, but it turns out - after raising this monumental conundrum amongst my friends - that some of them actually wipe TOWARDS the balls. Yikes
The way they do it is that they take the paper in left/right hand, stick it between their legs and wipe away. It is - I believe - all in the wrist, as opposed to using both your wrist AND arm in a combined motion when wiping AWAY from the balls.
Please discuss.
I have a follow up, gents: do you wipe AWAY from the balls or TOWARDS the balls? I honestly thought there were no other way then..uh..away from the cajones, but it turns out - after raising this monumental conundrum amongst my friends - that some of them actually wipe TOWARDS the balls. Yikes
The way they do it is that they take the paper in left/right hand, stick it between their legs and wipe away. It is - I believe - all in the wrist, as opposed to using both your wrist AND arm in a combined motion when wiping AWAY from the balls.
Please discuss.
How about more info on the ass wiping?? - like how many sheets per wipe do you use??, do you fold them neatly and wipe, or use some other method??, like a random clump screwed up into a ball like shape??
Personally, i use 3-4 sheets folded for the first wipe, as this will be the most "soiled" and most risky, then i move down to 2-3 sheets for the rest. And if im feeling fancy, i finish off with a baby wipe, to ensure total cleanliness.
Personally, i use 3-4 sheets folded for the first wipe, as this will be the most "soiled" and most risky, then i move down to 2-3 sheets for the rest. And if im feeling fancy, i finish off with a baby wipe, to ensure total cleanliness.
That ain't right before a date, mostly if you think you are getting laid. Some girls don't like guys with the balls covered with shit.Tor77 wrote:
Now THIS is interessting
I have a follow up, gents: do you wipe AWAY from the balls or TOWARDS the balls? I honestly thought there were no other way then..uh..away from the cajones, but it turns out - after raising this monumental conundrum amongst my friends - that some of them actually wipe TOWARDS the balls. Yikes
The way they do it is that they take the paper in left/right hand, stick it between their legs and wipe away. It is - I believe - all in the wrist, as opposed to using both your wrist AND arm in a combined motion when wiping AWAY from the balls.
Please discuss.
Cbass wrote:
I use TP, not my hands
That depends on the consistency of the dump.jamie_v1.1 wrote:
How about more info on the ass wiping?? - like how many sheets per wipe do you use??, do you fold them neatly and wipe, or use some other method??, like a random clump screwed up into a ball like shape??
Personally, i use 3-4 sheets folded for the first wipe, as this will be the most "soiled" and most risky, then i move down to 2-3 sheets for the rest. And if im feeling fancy, i finish off with a baby wipe, to ensure total cleanliness.
r/l dunno why its always been like that lol
Bored? Wiping the thread...vigorously.
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