Thank you
Medics for:
Reviving me 2 inches away from a friggin' tank, it killed me so good the first time I wanted to go through the experience again.
Refusing to give me a medpack despite the constant spamming on the Commo Rose.
Bunny hopping like it'll get you laid somehow.
Support for:
Making ammo packs so scarce around here I have been reduced to a knife wielding, bunny-hopping freak of nature.
Going prone so damn fast everytime you see an enemy, you will never ever be able to father children.
Engineers for:
Never ever ever being around when I need you.
Hanging around the Armor spawns so much you're starting to give Jet whores a run for their money.
Putting so many mines around Songhua that it's like playing a game of Minesweeper
Snipers for:
Constantly climbing that damn Crane in Sharqi, is there a pot of gold up top? Or is there just pot? Who knows, but damn if you ain't an easy kill climbing up that ladder.
Making every alley in Karkand a game of Russian Roullete
Anti-Tanks for:
Disappearing when the tank and the APC arrive, guns ablazing.
Not realizing that the supply crate is healing the tank and thus should be taken out.
Special Opps for:
Blowing me 3 miles high everytime I try to cap a flag.
Never ever ever taking out enemy assets no matter how much I ask.
Assaults for:
Actually... ever since they nerfed the noob tube you guys haven't been around.. Where have all the good men gone?
F-35's for:
Being a friggin' flying coffin, once you step in it's like you being a girl screaming out I'M SOOOOOOO DRUNK at a frat party.... You are FUCKED.
The Chinese for:
Developing anti-missile shielding for all their planes, yet neglecting to outfit their infantry with it as well.
Chopper whores for:
Making Microsoft consider manufacturing keyboards with titanium coated "E" keys for better durability.
Feel free to add ^_^
Medics for:
Reviving me 2 inches away from a friggin' tank, it killed me so good the first time I wanted to go through the experience again.
Refusing to give me a medpack despite the constant spamming on the Commo Rose.
Bunny hopping like it'll get you laid somehow.
Support for:
Making ammo packs so scarce around here I have been reduced to a knife wielding, bunny-hopping freak of nature.
Going prone so damn fast everytime you see an enemy, you will never ever be able to father children.
Engineers for:
Never ever ever being around when I need you.
Hanging around the Armor spawns so much you're starting to give Jet whores a run for their money.
Putting so many mines around Songhua that it's like playing a game of Minesweeper
Snipers for:
Constantly climbing that damn Crane in Sharqi, is there a pot of gold up top? Or is there just pot? Who knows, but damn if you ain't an easy kill climbing up that ladder.
Making every alley in Karkand a game of Russian Roullete
Anti-Tanks for:
Disappearing when the tank and the APC arrive, guns ablazing.
Not realizing that the supply crate is healing the tank and thus should be taken out.
Special Opps for:
Blowing me 3 miles high everytime I try to cap a flag.
Never ever ever taking out enemy assets no matter how much I ask.
Assaults for:
Actually... ever since they nerfed the noob tube you guys haven't been around.. Where have all the good men gone?
F-35's for:
Being a friggin' flying coffin, once you step in it's like you being a girl screaming out I'M SOOOOOOO DRUNK at a frat party.... You are FUCKED.
The Chinese for:
Developing anti-missile shielding for all their planes, yet neglecting to outfit their infantry with it as well.
Chopper whores for:
Making Microsoft consider manufacturing keyboards with titanium coated "E" keys for better durability.
Feel free to add ^_^
Last edited by dontfeedthenerd (2006-06-30 10:46:05)