Welcome to Vol 2. of the Sigs of BF2s.com Critique. Today we will be taking a look at some member sigs and then providing a critique or "first thing that comes to mind" when we see these sigs.
We've all seen them, the bikini clad models with the number of people so and so killed right below her shitter, or the completely random image with a name next to it, or even the overused and played out joke that was cool 10 years ago, but is just kind of sad now. I bet your thinking to yourself, "My sig is the coolest and everyone else is runner up to my ace sig!". Thing again....no one is safe...no one, not even me (but then again, I make sigs with 400 lb black women in hotel rooms with the caption "Baby I wanna sex you" in mine, so who am I to talk..).
So without further ado...
THE SIGS OF BF2s.COM
It's all in fun people, don't get pissy with me. I tried to take these from people who can take a joke.
Vengence
Have you ever seen those people at Wal-Mart or K-Mart who walk in the store wearing denim jeans shorts (that used to be pants), hiking boots and one of those shirts that has lightning and wolves and sometimes even stuff like old cars or race car drivers? Yeah this sig totally reminds me of that. He could have made it better by putting a picture of an Indian dream catcher and a warrior wearing a loin cloth in the background.
Here is an example:
If you wear clothes like this, please un-install life immediately.
THA
THA makes the list yet again with probably the most disturbing sig I have ever seen. Personally, I'm absolutely petrified of clowns. I hate them. Their creepy bastards. Also having a father who thought it would be funny to expose me to the movie Killer Klowns from Outer Space at age 6 didn't help anything. THA is probably the smartest moderator on the site for that sig alone. Who wants to fuck with a psycho clown mod? Nobody. Ehhhheww, I hate clowns.
[PED]soul76
Not with that gun you're not.
Kusunagi
Having a signature that is a sarcastic attack on post counts makes your penis even bigger. Also there are no post counts on this site as you may have noticed, so yeah, take that for what it's worth. This kind of falls under the category of "people whining about whiners" in my book. The whiners about whiners are twice as annoying as the original whiner. If that isn't to confusing for you. Also Weezer ruined the 50's retro scene. GG.
Ferdy
You're an idiot.
AlphaMale
..........This sig just escapes me. I can't think of any insult or put-down worthy enough for this "thing". Wait....wait....ohh yeah. By "kink mission" I sincerely hope that means you plan on putting kink in your cock to where the pressure build up would cause the base to explode, thus leaking out all of the pre-pubescent testosterone from your body and with it, the urge to put random webcam shots of you doing nothing other than trying to look pretty, in all of your damned sigs. I actually ran across this sig by mistake while going to look for another sig that was merely a gif of random coke cans, but then I realized this sig is much, much worse than coke cans. I think the worst thing about it though, is just the expression on your face. If I would have given that look to anyone in my family I would be dead right now. Come to think of it, if anyone ever gives me that look, I would probably pull a credit card out of my wallet and try to cut their throat with it. But that's just me. Some people may like it, but I doubt those people are going to admit.......actually, on second thought I doubt anyone does.
Blademaster
Personally, I don't like 2pac and I don't like rap. BUT! I must admit that I do like this sig. The reason being that it is the first and only time I have seen a 2Pac sig where he didn't look like he was about to rape someone or break into my car. Also, it's the first rap sig I have seen that looked like the artist being portrayed wasn't a complete dumbass (grabbing crotch, showing bling bling spinner shoes or diamond encrusted platinum teeth). Kudo's to you for a job very well done!
nic89
If your planning on using that SVD not only will I know "what" hit me, I will know where it came from. Before you can sink the last two shots into me I have already killed you with an MP5. Or at least, that's my experience with the gun.
Userbars and Kit Sigs
Who's fucking idea was this shit? Seriously. Some userbars are ok but when you have 15 userbars in your signature and they are userbars for shit like "American", "Coke", "I play BF2", "I wipe my ass with toilet paper!", "I am alive!", you seriously fail at life. No one except you cares what kind of coke you drink, what kind of browser you have or what kind of piece of shit car you drive. We all know you play BF2, otherwise, why the fuck would you be here, so why in the hell do you need to advertise the fact you "play"? On that note, why do you need to advertise games you play that are not BF2 related in every post you make via your sig? Usually when I see more than 4 userbars in someones sig, I automatically deduct 40 IQ points.
The vehicle and kit sigs just confuse me. Who fucking cares? Yeah, thats a helicopter and, yeah thats a support kit, what now? Is it going to show me something else? I don't get it. Is there a screamer? Do boobs flash up if I look at it long enough? Perhaps my stats with "said" weapon or kit will increase if I put it in my sig? I don't know, hmmm intresting. The first person to PM with the answers will get nothing.
~Fin
We've all seen them, the bikini clad models with the number of people so and so killed right below her shitter, or the completely random image with a name next to it, or even the overused and played out joke that was cool 10 years ago, but is just kind of sad now. I bet your thinking to yourself, "My sig is the coolest and everyone else is runner up to my ace sig!". Thing again....no one is safe...no one, not even me (but then again, I make sigs with 400 lb black women in hotel rooms with the caption "Baby I wanna sex you" in mine, so who am I to talk..).
So without further ado...
THE SIGS OF BF2s.COM
It's all in fun people, don't get pissy with me. I tried to take these from people who can take a joke.
Vengence
Have you ever seen those people at Wal-Mart or K-Mart who walk in the store wearing denim jeans shorts (that used to be pants), hiking boots and one of those shirts that has lightning and wolves and sometimes even stuff like old cars or race car drivers? Yeah this sig totally reminds me of that. He could have made it better by putting a picture of an Indian dream catcher and a warrior wearing a loin cloth in the background.
Here is an example:
If you wear clothes like this, please un-install life immediately.
THA
THA makes the list yet again with probably the most disturbing sig I have ever seen. Personally, I'm absolutely petrified of clowns. I hate them. Their creepy bastards. Also having a father who thought it would be funny to expose me to the movie Killer Klowns from Outer Space at age 6 didn't help anything. THA is probably the smartest moderator on the site for that sig alone. Who wants to fuck with a psycho clown mod? Nobody. Ehhhheww, I hate clowns.
[PED]soul76
Not with that gun you're not.
Kusunagi
Having a signature that is a sarcastic attack on post counts makes your penis even bigger. Also there are no post counts on this site as you may have noticed, so yeah, take that for what it's worth. This kind of falls under the category of "people whining about whiners" in my book. The whiners about whiners are twice as annoying as the original whiner. If that isn't to confusing for you. Also Weezer ruined the 50's retro scene. GG.
Ferdy
You're an idiot.
AlphaMale
..........This sig just escapes me. I can't think of any insult or put-down worthy enough for this "thing". Wait....wait....ohh yeah. By "kink mission" I sincerely hope that means you plan on putting kink in your cock to where the pressure build up would cause the base to explode, thus leaking out all of the pre-pubescent testosterone from your body and with it, the urge to put random webcam shots of you doing nothing other than trying to look pretty, in all of your damned sigs. I actually ran across this sig by mistake while going to look for another sig that was merely a gif of random coke cans, but then I realized this sig is much, much worse than coke cans. I think the worst thing about it though, is just the expression on your face. If I would have given that look to anyone in my family I would be dead right now. Come to think of it, if anyone ever gives me that look, I would probably pull a credit card out of my wallet and try to cut their throat with it. But that's just me. Some people may like it, but I doubt those people are going to admit.......actually, on second thought I doubt anyone does.
Blademaster
Personally, I don't like 2pac and I don't like rap. BUT! I must admit that I do like this sig. The reason being that it is the first and only time I have seen a 2Pac sig where he didn't look like he was about to rape someone or break into my car. Also, it's the first rap sig I have seen that looked like the artist being portrayed wasn't a complete dumbass (grabbing crotch, showing bling bling spinner shoes or diamond encrusted platinum teeth). Kudo's to you for a job very well done!
nic89
If your planning on using that SVD not only will I know "what" hit me, I will know where it came from. Before you can sink the last two shots into me I have already killed you with an MP5. Or at least, that's my experience with the gun.
Userbars and Kit Sigs
Who's fucking idea was this shit? Seriously. Some userbars are ok but when you have 15 userbars in your signature and they are userbars for shit like "American", "Coke", "I play BF2", "I wipe my ass with toilet paper!", "I am alive!", you seriously fail at life. No one except you cares what kind of coke you drink, what kind of browser you have or what kind of piece of shit car you drive. We all know you play BF2, otherwise, why the fuck would you be here, so why in the hell do you need to advertise the fact you "play"? On that note, why do you need to advertise games you play that are not BF2 related in every post you make via your sig? Usually when I see more than 4 userbars in someones sig, I automatically deduct 40 IQ points.
The vehicle and kit sigs just confuse me. Who fucking cares? Yeah, thats a helicopter and, yeah thats a support kit, what now? Is it going to show me something else? I don't get it. Is there a screamer? Do boobs flash up if I look at it long enough? Perhaps my stats with "said" weapon or kit will increase if I put it in my sig? I don't know, hmmm intresting. The first person to PM with the answers will get nothing.
~Fin
