I was once that pissed I spewed up on a girls dress whilst trying to chat her up. (No I wasn't a gent I fucking ran away very quickly)
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i was on the street and i had to pee, the i got behind some bushes and then a female friend passed by and saw me standing there, then she waves at me and i did the same, but then she realized i had my pennis in my other hand (she told me i was a shameless guy) but i was embarased
Yes you are but that's funny dude, think I would have laughed too, does that make me a bad person??????PspRpg-7 wrote:
Let's see...Something embarassing...Hmmm...Ah! Well it wasn't me but it was funny as hell. I was walking this kindergartener back to his class *i was in fifth grade* he gets this...look on his face. He runs ahead of me, pisses himself, slips in his pee and falls RIGHT into it...I couldn't stop laughing...I feel bad, am I a bad person?
Some German chick I scored a couple of years ago gave me scabies. Bitch.
Scabies? Is that like rabies?
One day me and some friends were tore up on some acid (or was it shrooms? anyway, you get the picture), and decided to go out to the local bar and grill, luckily we were sitting outside, I say luckily because the hits were knotting my stomach up hard, in spite of us taking vit c and potassium beforehand, I notify the others that I will wait for them in the van (a VW camper no less) and half way across the MAIN STREET OF DOWNTOWN..................I SPEW HAPPY CHUNKS!!! I was embarrassed terribly since I had just wasted 8 hits like a total noob.
you bunch of pussies, almost 400 views and 32 posts, nobgobblers
Thats Fkn Nasty!!! Arg [The Silence of the Lambs] Are you some sort of serial killer?[FHF]MattyZ wrote:
I gross out my wife by tucking my penis under, and walk out of the shower naked and freak her out. Then stop by the mirror, laugh at myself, and then proceed to bump uglies with her and say "Look honey, our vagina's are touching!"
I was in a Starbucks washroom, just finishing up. Ya know, drying my hands, flaring my nostrils to see if I could spot any green spiders ready to drop down at an inopportune moment. Everything looking good... when I suddenly realize I gotta fart. So I let her rip right there and then, deciding there's no reason to share it with the whole coffee shop... Which turns out to be a pretty good call, although not quite as good a call as whipping down my pants and sitting the fuck back down on the porcelain throne would have been...
It's a very wrong feeling, stone cold sober in the middle of the day. Luckily, I had anticipated some sporting activity that day, and had opted for something with a bit more support than boxers. If not for that elastic, and the super-absorbent cotton I guess, I doubt I would have walked out of there with such a big fucking grin. I'm a lot more careful these days.
I still feel kinda bad for whoever had to clean out the garbage that night, though...
It's a very wrong feeling, stone cold sober in the middle of the day. Luckily, I had anticipated some sporting activity that day, and had opted for something with a bit more support than boxers. If not for that elastic, and the super-absorbent cotton I guess, I doubt I would have walked out of there with such a big fucking grin. I'm a lot more careful these days.
I still feel kinda bad for whoever had to clean out the garbage that night, though...
No it's like these little mites that burrow under your skin laying eggs making you itchy as hell. You need to apply cream all over your body to get rid of them and wash/burn all of the clothes/bedclothes you were using!ghettoperson wrote:
Scabies? Is that like rabies?
great! 500 views and still not even 40 posts, you're all pussies
I think House of the Dead is a good film and enjoy watching it.
For about a month of my life i thought i was gay ... Weird times that was.
Embarassing about myself huh? Ummm... I'm fat.
I'm drunk...
ok when i was a little nipper,me and two mates who were brothers had a farting competition whilst in our sleeping bags on a camping thing with the scouts and my mate david tried to do i big one and we heard a squelch and he goes"aarrgh" and stands up and robert(his bro) shined the torch on his ass and his pants were full of shit! turns out he had been drinking prune juice earlier in the evening! lol great days!
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I once had my older brothers sock, used(!!!!), in my mouth. Was not my fault. He stuffed it in there!!!! And he tells people about it. Now thats embarrasing!!!! I was around 8-9 years old. So... thanks Mr_ Snus, if you are reading this!!!!!
I don't like pie...There I said it...
I did too. Turned out to be hernia.(EUS)Gen.BadSnipaDay wrote:
I have 3 testicles.
Awwww! That's horrible!Mason4Assassin444 wrote:
I did too. Turned out to be hernia.(EUS)Gen.BadSnipaDay wrote:
I have 3 testicles.
I wanted to bump this, I just like embarassing stuff about ppl
i was like 9 and coming back from scholl in those big yellow bus, and i rly had to shit so i just shit off my pants loool it was fkn unconfortable, once home i toke a fkn good shawer and my mom was like its okay dont worry bla bla bla
MAN I WAS 9 LOOOLL
MAN I WAS 9 LOOOLL
Thats gross. Was your nickname "the skunk" for the rest of your school days?Andoura wrote:
i was like 9 and coming back from scholl in those big yellow bus, and i rly had to shit so i just shit off my pants loool it was fkn unconfortable, once home i toke a fkn good shawer and my mom was like its okay dont worry bla bla bla
MAN I WAS 9 LOOOLL
One day when I was younger my family took a trip to Disney world. I was walking in a very crowded corridor. As I was walking I spot a quarter on the ground. WOW A QUARTER ( i was young ok ) and proceeded to do a quick grab. Well the quarter, was glued to the ground. I went in for the dive and grab, got thrown off balance, fell into a little kid infront of me, knocking him to the ground with me. Never forget it .
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to this day.. i still question myself on this..(EUS)Gen.BadSnipaDay wrote:
For about a month of my life i thought i was gay ... Weird times that was.