BF2S Forums Butler's Guide On Identifying Nubs

Nikola Bathory wrote:

NASTIE_BUTLER  you're soo smart, man!
Probably that's why EA reset your precious stats, eh?

Last edited by Speelbal (2006-06-05 08:30:32)

NASTIE_BUTLER wrote:

I don't post much but recently I feel like writing so I thought I would post something to help people and maybe get a lil neg karma while I am at it.

Ok I think the best thing you can do if you are pubbing out there alone is to know who the morons are so you can avoid them.  This will actually help your stats and I'm sure most of the people reading this are very interested in this:

VOIP?  VOIP?  CAN YOU HEAR ME I AM SAYING VOIP!!!!!!!

If you join a full squad and ask a question and all you get in response is the sound of your own voice then you are in a squad full of idiots.  Those without mics need to go to radio shack with ten bucks and get a mic.  Those without VOIP turned on are REAL MORONS and they only serve one purpose...to move a video game character around so that you can shoot at it.  I won't waste time explaining why cause I can't think of anything funny to say about it.

COMMANDERATOR

If you are in a large game 32 players or above at the beginning of a round and the commander is in the front lines fighting he is a moron.  Join the other team and get your precious win for gods sake.  The mic rule applies for the commander as well.

HEY IM A PILOT NOW!!!

So you have been lucky enough to get the gunner's seat and you and your (private first class) pilot are ready to go.  If the first thing that he does is charge headlong at a tank, or worse, at infantry with all eight rockets get the hell out of the chopper as soon as possible.  Again...mic rule.

HEY IM A GUNNER NOW!!!

So you got partnered up with your buddy again.  Well maybe he's an ace gunner so let's see.  You face a chopper 250 meters and he unloads the main gun on it...now you know.  yadda yadda mic.

I'M GOIN SOLO

If you are in a map with far off and difficult bases to get to like the carrier in Dalian or either base set in Iron Gator and there is one lone guy in a key area that doesn't start a squad to be reinforced then he's a solo smurf.  Let him be.

HEY IM IN A SQUAD!!

If you are running with a squad and some smurf joins it not to spawn on you or to talk to you or to work with you and he is on the other side of the map then ....well you know. 

REINFORCEMENTS!!

Anyone who uses the reinforcements command on the communication menu is a moron.  No ones going to respond to it and never has in the history of the game.  Its like a bird chirping while a cats stalking it.  He just wants to yell out so the enemy can find him and put him out of his misery.

FOREIGN LANGUAGES CONFUSE ME

Anyone who has his language setting to "all english" or whatever so the characters on both sides sound alike is a dummy and probably racist.  j/k you dummies.

BEEP BEEP

If you are in a tank column along a narrow road and the tank behind you continues to stay there instead of beside you he needs driving lessons...and a brain.

I'M LINING THEM UP FOR YOU TRUSTY MEC TRANSPORT CHOPPER GUNNER

Hey if I hover here real close to the ground real slow I'm sure my MEC transport chopper can take out that AA gun pointed at us.   

I'M LANDING HERE NICE AND SLOW SO YOU CAN MAKE A SAFE DEPARTURE

Any transport chopper pilot that moves to a slow even decent on a hostile cp and actually lands it is doing several things....letting the enemy know a chopper has landed there...lining it up for any ground unit watching this pitiful display....giving to whatever enemy in that base wants it.

To sum it up those that have played with me from these forums and I have talked to are for the most part good players.  For the rest of you give me the neg karma and stop reading the forums and play the damn game.   Idiots.

OpsChief wrote:

Worthy of +1 but please clarify:

"HEY IM A GUNNER NOW!!!
So you got partnered up with your buddy again.  Well maybe he's an ace gunner so let's see.  You face a chopper 250 meters and he unloads the main gun on it...now you know.  yadda yadda mic."

OpsChief wrote:

Dr0pped wrote:

OpsChief wrote:

Worthy of +1 but please clarify:

"HEY IM A GUNNER NOW!!!
So you got partnered up with your buddy again.  Well maybe he's an ace gunner so let's see.  You face a chopper 250 meters and he unloads the main gun on it...now you know.  yadda yadda mic."

I think what he means is that a smart gunner uses a TV missile under those circumstances...

I guess it's jargon, Main Gun always meant tank to me. Does he mean tank v atk helo or atk helo v atk helo?

dodge_this(fr) wrote:

Spearhead wrote:

You may be a noob if---

your online name is Vassili Zeitsev.  God knows how many times I've seen wannabe snipers who can't snipe named after that guy.

lmao, "ennemy at gates 's fans

Skruples wrote:

I use the 'i need reinforcements' all the times.