millmax
Wanna fly over Oslo? PM me!
+18|6544|Norway
Damn, this has happened to me one too many times.  About time to remap the parachute button.  Looks kinda n00bish falling from the 10th floor wearing a gasmask instead of your parachute!
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|6633|UK
i have done this many a time
Erwin_Rommel188
Member
+59|6691|Seattle
I swear some gremlin must be remapping the gas mask to 9 or something...

It happens to me so often.
MaximumMayhem
Member
+27|6656|Mashtuur Boulevard
Its a shame you cant remap the NV or GM buttons to anything else.
Airwolf
Latter Alcoholic
+287|6726|Scotland
I remapped the parachute to backspace, it proved really helpful, as it's quite big you know 
CMDR_Dave
Redneck
+66|6847|Missoula, MT
I remapped to the minus key on the number pad top right side of keyboard.  It's a quick jump from my mouse hand to tap that key.  I rarely miss opening the chute now. 
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,053|6628|Little Bentcock
ive never done it and died, i have pulled out my mask first and then quickly my chute just in time so i can c what u mean
sir_not_appearing_in
Member
+1|6726|Dunedin, New Zealand
O the shame of falling off a roof and wearing a gas mask and having to put up with that raspy breathing for fifteen seconds. Thankfully i have a G15 with plenty of spare keys so have remapped the Para key
samfink
Member
+31|6561
of course,if the enemy is REALLY eveil, they will have deployed gas at he bottomof it. of course, the paza area on warlord might be a good area to gas constantly. keep them from leaving the spawn point.
Eboreus
Member of Foamy's Card Cult
+46|6653
hmm I think it would be nice if EVERY unused key could be used for deploying a parachute... would have saved me from quite some of those gasmask suicides
ddknight31
Member
+12|6657
I made the scroll wheel button my chute, works pretty well.
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|6726|California

i just smash the whole right side of my keyboard hoping to hit it
PRiMACORD
Member
+190|6631|Home of the Escalade Herds
I forgot what i bound my gasmask to so i always end up getting drugged & coughing

Being lazy ftw
Kilington
Member
+0|6550|The Great White North
I think my favorite one is when your a bit too close to the edge of a building and you shoot out your zip line, of course the recoil causes you to move forward (why not back???) and you fall to your death. Generally you arent expecting to fall and in a panic i have mashed the keys trying to get the chute, but the mask comes on.

This seems to have happened to me a few times on ghost town on the high up (more western) spawn point. You spawn in and know there is usually snipers on the north and south chopper spawn (or tower) so you cant stand there long. Try to deploy the zip line to the north or south fast and you get spaltted. The height there seems to be enough to kill you unchuted, but the fall is too short to get the chute out in time. Coincidence? or design intention? heh
Zeon.
l33t sp33k Specialist
+159|6563|Behind j00OMFG HAX, Bristol UK
That's why my 3rd mouse button is parachute.
jord
Member
+2,382|6684|The North, beyond the wall.
I do it all the time,and not by accident...
Longbow
Member
+163|6652|Odessa, Ukraine
I have para on 5th mouse button , so no probs for me... Razer ftw!
[TP~Bravo]Wiggy
Failure By Design
+39|6552|Cardiff, Wales, Uk.
I just set my nightvision as V ( Change weapon slot 7 to v) And my gas mask is x. Parachute is Backspace.. as it bigger than 9 and easier to get to.
l41e
Member
+677|6654

I don't do that. This is what I do.

*jumps off Devil's Perch stairs*
*attempts to open parachute*
*repeatedly attempts to open parachute*
*frantically starts hitting entire side of keyboard*
*ends up dead with shock paddles out, gas mask on, and "[BF2s]k30dxedle*DEAD*: 000000000" in global chat*
Rumfuddle
Member
+14|6724
Oh this thread makes me laugh.
137twozerosniper
Member
+57|6571|UK
mine is mouse 3 or middle mouse button
M_Harrower
Will code HTML for food
+114|6580
I remapped gasmask to left mouse scroll, very helpful.
DoctorFruitloop
Level 13 Wrongdoer
+515|6552|Doncaster, UK
You complete noobs, I haven't done that since Sunday

Seriously, I'm glad it's not just me. The amount of times I've plummeted down the side of a building, safe from the dangers of noxious gases
samfink
Member
+31|6561
I'm beginning to be glad I re-mapped my parachute key ages ago.my problem is runnign around on night-vision maps ( before the game starts) safe fromthe dangers ofnoxious gases( my night vusion doesn't work)
KnowMeByTrailOfDead
Jackass of all Trades
+62|6687|Dayton, Ohio
it usually happens to me as i am firing my zipline, the stand knocks me off the building and then I miss the shute as i plunge to my death.  Sucks.

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