Dilbert_X
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#1 Just realised I can deduct my Solidworks licence from my tax this year.

https://www.incimages.com/uploaded_files/image/1920x1080/getty_91697575_297616.jpg

#2 Well, I know the lady on the right...

https://i.imgur.com/QJTy5UY.jpg
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SuperJail Warden
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She seems lovely. Cute couple you will be.

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uziq
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not a little creepy that dilbert thinks he has an ‘in’ with a successful woman/public figure because he ‘knows who she is’.

because every highly successful woman is looking for a 50-year-old lifetime bachelor.
SuperJail Warden
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The lady on the right is a celebrity? I thought she is some girl he met at a shooting range or something.

They look like they are in each other's league.

Why are you such a bully?
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uziq
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humble little janey from the univ. soc. or local shooting club has probably moved on from her passing acquaintance with homo dilbertius. for him, he’s still saving .jpegs to his desktop and talking about ‘knowing her’. yikes.

Why are you such a bully?
because i care deeply about your success. tough love. it’s achieving measurable results with you macb!

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Dilbert_X
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She was the receptionist at work who introduced me to her hippo friend.

Maybe she can introduce me to her bikini friend, although all her facebook contacts are also girls which is a little strange.
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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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Fixed the cross-trainer - one cracked solder joint - ~$1200 saved
Fuck you for using a single sided thru-hole board which requires a complete stripdown to extract, also well done on completely blanking the diagnostic LEDs

Negotiated $600 off my Solidworks licence.

$2000 Will cheer me up a lot.
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SuperJail Warden
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Today was a very good day. I wish I could share all of the good news with you but I don't want to get cancelled. Only way this day can get better if I got laid.
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DesertFox-
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So at least we know it isn't some Gaetz-level thing.
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,810|6076|eXtreme to the maX

SuperJail Warden wrote:

Today was a very good day. I wish I could share all of the good news with you but I don't want to get cancelled. Only way this day can get better if I got laid.
Did something good happen or did you not get found out for something bad you did?
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pirana6
Go Cougs!
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I'm cancelling you on principle alone now then
SuperJail Warden
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All I do is good things. Nobody needs to worry.

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KEN-JENNINGS
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You got promoted. Congratulations. I'll update your LinkedIn
SuperJail Warden
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KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

You got promoted. Congratulations. I'll update your LinkedIn
Can you just blow me instead? I didn't get laid yesterday.

Also stop bullying me.

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SuperJail Warden
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I got some exciting new Magic cards

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uziq
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second year sojourn confirmed. can’t wait to get the ferry to japan and explore the rest of the region generally as the great covid thaw continues next spring.

Last edited by uziq (2021-11-11 21:51:03)

Dilbert_X
The X stands for
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Actually got my refund for the adventures of springy, was expecting a crap-load of hassle.

Also I did a cognitive study a while back to help out with research and apparently my brain is so interesting the university wants to investigate it further.

https://i.imgur.com/ZVpzw2Z.png

Not 100% sure I want to do an MRI with contrast medium just for fun, I'm going to think about that.

Before anyone asks I'm in the 'healthy control' category.

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uziq
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i'm not so sure. i've been around a helluva lot of TBI patients and your capacity for reasoning and argument are sometimes uncannily similar.
Dilbert_X
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I've been around a lot of idiots, your capacity for reasoning and argument are sometimes uncannily similar.
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uziq
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no, UR an idiote
Dilbert_X
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I would have thought you would have been pleased I was prepared to stick my head in a machine to help TBI research.

Maybe I'll do it just to spite you.

If I die I bequeath to Macbeth my snuggle-film collection.
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uziq
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helping with scientific studies and medical trials is a good-in-itself. and yes, good for you indeed.

do it for the NFL players.
Dilbert_X
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uziq wrote:

[second year sojourn confirmed. can’t wait to get the ferry to japan
You really have a thing for racist monocultures don't you?
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unnamednewbie13
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Maybe uzique could have traveled to Australia instead. A country that definitely isn't triple-underscored by a sharpie pen for its problematic racism issues.

There he could join your shooting club, get involved in perhaps legally questionable shooting club politics, and order performance gunbro springs from the opposite side of the planet.

Racism in South Korea itself, probably not something you're going to be exposed to as much as an educated white person living in an urban environment engaged in stuff like shopping for audiophile gear, as you would be a black or muslim (or black and muslim immigrant worker). Or being a half-Chinese kid in the South Korean school system. I would hazard some level of privilege at play still.

Criticisms derived from polls, media coverage, interviews, occasional talks with immigrants or visitors from there of course still in full recognition of my own country's high-profile issues.
SuperJail Warden
Gone Forever
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What is the single parenthood and gun violence rates of South Korea? Childhood obesity?
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