PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6407|Roma
Still the best gif on the internet

RTHKI wrote:

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Last edited by PrivateVendetta (2013-11-03 03:04:52)

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Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,813|6322|eXtreme to the maX

Jaekus wrote:

Last week my girlfriend told me she doesn't care if I watch porn and wank, even when she's in the room.
Thats the trap of all traps. You fall into that one you will never ever be allowed to forget it.
Fuck Israel
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6838|Little Bentcock
WhTs her name. I'll find it for you. Shut the fuck up Dilbert.
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5394|Sydney
I've already tested it out, and she didn't even notice because she was watching a tv show on her Mac
So you want her to participate? I wonder what tv show it was, must've been really good
Extra Medium
THE UZI SLAYER
+79|4411|Oklahoma

Jaekus wrote:

Last week my girlfriend told me she doesn't care if I watch porn and wank, even when she's in the room.
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Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6838|Little Bentcock
Noice
Steve-0
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Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,054|6838|Little Bentcock
Even you Steve?
Steve-0
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+215|4176|SL,UT

yes, i freind zoned many good men . . .
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6528

fourth
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,813|6322|eXtreme to the maX
A woman at work has made it her mission to fix me up with someone.
Fuck Israel
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6953|Oxferd Ohire
a jelly donut?
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Steve-0
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Dilbert_X wrote:

A woman at work has made it her mission to fix me up with someone.
you should say 'someone else'. if she wanted to fix you up, she could . . .
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,813|6322|eXtreme to the maX
A jelly donut would be a lot less trouble than a woman.
Fuck Israel
Jaekus
I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose
+957|5394|Sydney

Dilbert_X wrote:

A woman at work has made it her mission to fix me up with someone.
That only happens when people think you've been single for a long time.
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5759|Toronto

Dilbert_X wrote:

A woman at work has made it her mission to fix me up with someone.
Start asking questions about her sister(s), aunts, and nieces. Slide in a few comments about how happy the family sounds, and how you wish you could find something that good.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,813|6322|eXtreme to the maX

Jaekus wrote:

Dilbert_X wrote:

A woman at work has made it her mission to fix me up with someone.
That only happens when people think you've been single for a long time.
She knows I've been single for a long time.

Pochsy wrote:

Start asking questions about her sister(s), aunts, and nieces. Slide in a few comments about how happy the family sounds, and how you wish you could find something that good.
She's a 25 stone 160kg Greek woman so no.

Last edited by Dilbert_X (2013-12-18 17:00:27)

Fuck Israel
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6953|Oxferd Ohire
who the fuck uses stone
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RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6953|Oxferd Ohire
im 10.7 stone
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Steve-0
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you*re just stoned
RTHKI
mmmf mmmf mmmf
+1,741|6953|Oxferd Ohire
i hate stoners
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pirana6
Go Cougs!
+691|6506|Washington St.
Got the gf some pillows for xmas. Hope she likes em.

Will post here in a few days when I'm single.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5689|Ventura, California
Going out on a date with a really cute girl tomorrow. Said she likes me a lot. I'm pretty stoked, wish me well.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6932
wrap it up kk
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