Still the best gif on the internet
RTHKI wrote:
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Thats the trap of all traps. You fall into that one you will never ever be allowed to forget it.Jaekus wrote:
Last week my girlfriend told me she doesn't care if I watch porn and wank, even when she's in the room.
Fuck Israel
WhTs her name. I'll find it for you. Shut the fuck up Dilbert.
I've already tested it out, and she didn't even notice because she was watching a tv show on her Mac
So you want her to participate? I wonder what tv show it was, must've been really good
Jaekus wrote:
Last week my girlfriend told me she doesn't care if I watch porn and wank, even when she's in the room.
Noice
Even you Steve?
yes, i freind zoned many good men . . .
fourth
A woman at work has made it her mission to fix me up with someone.
Fuck Israel
you should say 'someone else'. if she wanted to fix you up, she could . . .Dilbert_X wrote:
A woman at work has made it her mission to fix me up with someone.
A jelly donut would be a lot less trouble than a woman.
Fuck Israel
That only happens when people think you've been single for a long time.Dilbert_X wrote:
A woman at work has made it her mission to fix me up with someone.
Start asking questions about her sister(s), aunts, and nieces. Slide in a few comments about how happy the family sounds, and how you wish you could find something that good.Dilbert_X wrote:
A woman at work has made it her mission to fix me up with someone.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
She knows I've been single for a long time.Jaekus wrote:
That only happens when people think you've been single for a long time.Dilbert_X wrote:
A woman at work has made it her mission to fix me up with someone.
She's a 25 stone 160kg Greek woman so no.Pochsy wrote:
Start asking questions about her sister(s), aunts, and nieces. Slide in a few comments about how happy the family sounds, and how you wish you could find something that good.
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Fuck Israel
you*re just stoned
Got the gf some pillows for xmas. Hope she likes em.
Will post here in a few days when I'm single.
Will post here in a few days when I'm single.
Going out on a date with a really cute girl tomorrow. Said she likes me a lot. I'm pretty stoked, wish me well.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
wrap it up kk
