nellie-r
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I do not know if this has been covered before,but would it not be possible for someone to start like a dictionary for thicko's like me so that i and newbies can follow what some of you are saying,eg. ffs=for fucks sake, and so on
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|6958|California

check urbandictionary.com they have a listing of some shortened words and such.

just use the rosetta word

FUCK

Greetings    "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud    "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through."
Dismay    "Oh, fuck it."
Trouble    "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression    "Fuck you!!!"
Disgust    "Fuck me!!!"
Confusion, Curiosity or Disbelief    "What the fuck....?"
Diffuclty    "I don't understand this fucking thing."
Despair    "Fucked again."
Good Job    "Congratufuckinglations."
Desperation    "Fuckityfuckfuckfuck."
Incompetence    "He fucks up everything."
Disappointment    "This fucking fucker is fucked."
Intelligence    "He's a fucking genius."
Dismissal    "Why don't you go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?"
Displeasure    "What the fuck is going on?"
Lost    "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief    "Unbefuckinglievable!!!"
Retaliation    "Up your fucking ass!!!"
Laziness    "He's just a fuck-off."
Pain    "Fuck ! that hurt."
Pleasure    "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"
Love    "Do ya Fuck on first dates?"
Starting a relationship    "Let's fuck now!"
Surprise    "Fucking hell what was that?"
Admiration    "Nice fucking tits!"
Hate    "You Fuck!"
Condemnation    "Fuck that shit!"
Disappointment    "That's not fucking fair."
A poker hand    "A Royal Fuck."
Denial    "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity    "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy    "Who gives a fuck."
Resignation    "Oh fuck it."
Suspicion    "Who the fuck are you?"
Panic    "Let's get the fuck out of here!"
Directions    "Fuck off."
Sex    "Let's fuck."
Maternal    "Motherfucker."
Incestuous    "Motherfucker."
Ambiguity    "I'm not so fucking sure."
Agreement    "Absofuckinglutely."
Praising the Lord    "Jesus Fucking Christ."
I have a headache    "Go fuck yourself."
Refusal    "Oh you can fuck right off."
Pissed off    "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"
Be quiet    "Shut the fuck up."
You're right    "Fucking oath." (Australianism)
Ostentation    "He's just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes."
Sensuousness    "She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots."
Confidence    "Fuckin' A."
Impressed    "That was fucking amazing."
Apathy    "I don't give a fuck."
Bewilderment    "Fucked if I know."
Enraged    "I'm gonna fuck you up!"
Annoyance    "Fuck off, fucker."
Pissed off    "Fuck you, you fucking fuck."
Tardiness    "It's ten-fucking-thirty already?"
Broken down motorcycle    "Sir, the fucking fucker has fucked up on me.
Mr.E
HakLaw in the house
+103|6798

stryyker wrote:

check urbandictionary.com they have a listing of some shortened words and such.

just use the rosetta word

FUCK

Greetings    "How the fuck are you?"
Fraud    "I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through."
Dismay    "Oh, fuck it."
Trouble    "Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression    "Fuck you!!!"
Disgust    "Fuck me!!!"
Confusion, Curiosity or Disbelief    "What the fuck....?"
Diffuclty    "I don't understand this fucking thing."
Despair    "Fucked again."
Good Job    "Congratufuckinglations."
Desperation    "Fuckityfuckfuckfuck."
Incompetence    "He fucks up everything."
Disappointment    "This fucking fucker is fucked."
Intelligence    "He's a fucking genius."
Dismissal    "Why don't you go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?"
Displeasure    "What the fuck is going on?"
Lost    "Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief    "Unbefuckinglievable!!!"
Retaliation    "Up your fucking ass!!!"
Laziness    "He's just a fuck-off."
Pain    "Fuck ! that hurt."
Pleasure    "Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"
Love    "Do ya Fuck on first dates?"
Starting a relationship    "Let's fuck now!"
Surprise    "Fucking hell what was that?"
Admiration    "Nice fucking tits!"
Hate    "You Fuck!"
Condemnation    "Fuck that shit!"
Disappointment    "That's not fucking fair."
A poker hand    "A Royal Fuck."
Denial    "I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity    "I know fuck all about it."
Apathy    "Who gives a fuck."
Resignation    "Oh fuck it."
Suspicion    "Who the fuck are you?"
Panic    "Let's get the fuck out of here!"
Directions    "Fuck off."
Sex    "Let's fuck."
Maternal    "Motherfucker."
Incestuous    "Motherfucker."
Ambiguity    "I'm not so fucking sure."
Agreement    "Absofuckinglutely."
Praising the Lord    "Jesus Fucking Christ."
I have a headache    "Go fuck yourself."
Refusal    "Oh you can fuck right off."
Pissed off    "Fuck the fucking fuckers!"
Be quiet    "Shut the fuck up."
You're right    "Fucking oath." (Australianism)
Ostentation    "He's just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes."
Sensuousness    "She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots."
Confidence    "Fuckin' A."
Impressed    "That was fucking amazing."
Apathy    "I don't give a fuck."
Bewilderment    "Fucked if I know."
Enraged    "I'm gonna fuck you up!"
Annoyance    "Fuck off, fucker."
Pissed off    "Fuck you, you fucking fuck."
Tardiness    "It's ten-fucking-thirty already?"
Broken down motorcycle    "Sir, the fucking fucker has fucked up on me.
Id say that REALLY helped him ! ROFLMAO

GL Andy

Last edited by c4_he_was_famous (2006-05-27 11:49:09)

stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|6958|California

just think about it tho. someoe writes over the chat

"omfg ur a noob ty kthx ffs"

then you reply,

"fuck"

you automatically win the round
Towelly
It's A State Of Mind
+399|6829|Your attic
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/flash/fwordflash.html

Slightly Off topic I know, but i like it

Last edited by Towelly (2006-05-27 11:54:55)

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stryyker wrote:

just think about it tho. someoe writes over the chat

"omfg ur a noob ty kthx ffs"

then you reply,

"fuck"

you automatically win the round
I guess ive won alot then lmao

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