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-Sh1fty- wrote:

Soooo according to you guys she likes me. I have to play my cards really damn well if I want to not hit the friendzone. I have ideas but lets hear yours since you guys have way more experience.

Also fuck you Uzique

1. dont listen to anything killer21 says.

2. you dont need "ideas"

3. why am I replying in this thread holy dicks

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Soooo according to you guys she likes me. I have to play my cards really damn well if I want to not hit the friendzone. I have ideas but lets hear yours since you guys have way more experience.

Also fuck you Uzique

say "I have a mad boner wanna take a ride y/n"

Adams_BJ wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Soooo according to you guys she likes me. I have to play my cards really damn well if I want to not hit the friendzone. I have ideas but lets hear yours since you guys have way more experience.

Also fuck you Uzique

say "I have a mad boner wanna take a ride y/n"

this

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Not far from my house there's this amazing view of the cities below (roughly 900,000 people) and then you can see the ocean, the islands off shore, and the big mountains in the distance as well. I want to take a girl up there sometime. It's so beautiful. Maybe a picnic or something.

Easy Romeo, you're not even out of the friend-zone yet. This won't be the ticket, either.

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Soooo according to you guys she likes me. I have to play my cards really damn well if I want to not hit the friendzone. I have ideas but lets hear yours since you guys have way more experience.

Also fuck you Uzique

Ask her if she wants to start the new year with a bang.

aynrandroolz wrote:

could you even imagine waking up next to shifty? it's like that doped-scene in the matrix where neo is in the back of morpheus's car and he finds the little worm thing crawling around inside his stomach. only it's that particular part, on infinite loop, forever, with the worm-like creature mostly focusing its attention on your erogenous zones.

hideous vibrations.

You've imagined waking up next to shifty? This is a side of you I don't think has been explored all that much.

shifty i am waaaaaaaaaaaay outta your league, buddy. i don't go for the inexperienced and totes-awks type.

and if i was gonna get fucked by a dude, i'd at least want it to be worth it. a half-inch chode would not push my buttons.

Macbeth wrote:

There has been 55 million abortions in the last 40 years. Think of all the potential girlfriends you could have had.

None to date, lol

you guys are funny

So here's the situation. I got back in touch with the girl I banged and what happened is that she banged some other dude a few nights later and got caught. Her parents, who are very strict dogmatic Christians kicked he out even though she was paying rent and everything. She is now leaving with the guy temporarily until she moves to Hawaii because "It's cool" Since she's been with this guy she's been 24/7 drunk and high. We talked for a while and everything and then I asked her if she wanted to hang out again and she said, out of nowhere during a friendly conversation "Nah fuck you and your tiny dick. This guy is a 12" I told her, very kindly despite her being a bitch, that I didn't want to talk to her anymore and that I wish her well in life.

She's going to crash and fucking burn. Going to Hawaii, a very expensive state, on a whim and after only being 18 for a few months so she can get high and drunk with her other friends there? This is not the kind girl I hooked up with a month ago.


Annnnnnd her best friend, who is totally normal (and Russian and hot) and I have been talking a lot and I'm going to ask her out. Oh and they're not best friends anymore I forgot to mention that.

Last edited by -Sh1fty- (2013-01-27 20:36:07)

Which is exactly what I'm doing. I once heard somebody say, The best revenge is just moving on and not letting the other person effect you. Something like that...anyway yeah.