*If you don't have anything nice to say, stfu*
In response to the MANY 'girl help' threads ive been browsing through lately, i decided to give ya'll some help.
Yepp. It's come that time. Summer, Women, Bikini's, Hookups and love.
Here's My guide to successfull lady killin.
Since most of you guys are gamers, i'll explain it in some easy terms.
ATTITUDE
The key to everything. Attitude. Confidence. Amazing remarks.
1. What your looking for.
2. Confidence.
3. Your character - In the girl game.
4. Results.
1. What your looking for:
Basicaly, in the game of love, theres players and theres watchers. Your looking to get in the game and play with the best. Although this is not as easy as you could hope, it's definitly do-able, no matter where your starting from. Unless, of coarse, you dont try.
Girls are a game, you are looking for the ultimate character. The 'pwner' in the girl game. That is your aim. Now we wont be using gold or points, but the best way to think of this is as a game.
2. Confidence
Ahh... Confidence... It's something you hear about A LOT in this game, and i really must bring it into the discussion. "Confidence is the key" is something said so much, but payed attention to so little. But, before we continue, you need to repeat this to yourself a few times:
"Confidence REALLY IS the key!"
Now that you've convinced yourself of the truth, you may continue.
3. Your Character In The Girl Game
Practice will be required. And, a great place to practice is on Myspace or Facebook. Add some cute girls and get there screenname. Try to pick some girls who are insignifigant and you wont see in real life incase you fail. Which, you will, because nobodys perfect, not even the author of this.
What your character is made of:
100% Confidence
100% Smooth words
100% Maturity
100% Looseness (laid back)
100% Mindset
Now, you have there screenname. (If you cannot seem to get a screenname then i'll have something for you later)
REMEMBER: 'ZOMG, PWNED, ...ZOR. LAWL, LMFAOBBQ' Is absolutly not acceptable when speaking to girls.
What is acceptable: Lol. Lmao.
What i use/recommend: Haha. Hehe. Heh.
Make your sentances proper, but not too proper, Capital letters help but nothing excessive or nerdy. Names (especially hers) get caps.
Listen to music.
Seriously! When you are talking to your girl, listen to your favorite type of music, for me, when im IM'ing a girl i listen to gangster rap, just because that makes my confidence level boost insanely.
Just talk to her, HOPEFULLY she gives you some fuel to help the conversation. If she does not, then you can either keep trying or try a new girl.
The Mindset:
Ahh the mindset, a very important thing. Dispite what you have heard about "Acting like your better then everyone else" you need to think that way.
In your mindset, you are king shit. You are the best and you can handle any girl.
If the girl thinks your a looser, fuck her, if she isn't cool with you then she is missing out.
Fuck everybody if there not cool with you, but DO NOT be an asshole, let this mindset stay in your mind mostly, but others have to know how you are slightly. Dont over due it.
That is your mindset, and you need to think this constantly through-out your training. Keep in mind, your training may take anywheres from a few weeks to as long as you want. (You can always PM me for advice)
Observations:
In your school or work, observe others who have mastered this skill. Find popular people, and see why they are popular. See how they talk, see how they act, especially around girls. You'll notice there are quite a few similarities between my work and theres.
Now, you have your mindset, you have the knowledge you need to have a more successfull IM conversation. You have confidence (If you do not, then stop here and tell yourself how confidence is the key, and dont continue untill you know it, BITCH)
4. Results
The results will only come with practice. Thought. Experience.
Ask questions, observe, shut your mouth accasionaly to listen.
Use Myspace no matter what people have said about its gayness. Add some girls from school/work and take it from there.
Bonus Info
Be Clean!! The worst thing in the world is a smelly guy. For real.
Don't swear too much, girls find it impressive when you can smoothly pass a sentance without "Fucking, fuck, fucker, bitch, shit.." every second.
Good luck, and knock em dead.
PM me for any more advice or help in a more specific situation.
In response to the MANY 'girl help' threads ive been browsing through lately, i decided to give ya'll some help.
Yepp. It's come that time. Summer, Women, Bikini's, Hookups and love.
Here's My guide to successfull lady killin.
Since most of you guys are gamers, i'll explain it in some easy terms.
ATTITUDE
The key to everything. Attitude. Confidence. Amazing remarks.
1. What your looking for.
2. Confidence.
3. Your character - In the girl game.
4. Results.
1. What your looking for:
Basicaly, in the game of love, theres players and theres watchers. Your looking to get in the game and play with the best. Although this is not as easy as you could hope, it's definitly do-able, no matter where your starting from. Unless, of coarse, you dont try.
Girls are a game, you are looking for the ultimate character. The 'pwner' in the girl game. That is your aim. Now we wont be using gold or points, but the best way to think of this is as a game.
2. Confidence
Ahh... Confidence... It's something you hear about A LOT in this game, and i really must bring it into the discussion. "Confidence is the key" is something said so much, but payed attention to so little. But, before we continue, you need to repeat this to yourself a few times:
"Confidence REALLY IS the key!"
Now that you've convinced yourself of the truth, you may continue.
3. Your Character In The Girl Game
Practice will be required. And, a great place to practice is on Myspace or Facebook. Add some cute girls and get there screenname. Try to pick some girls who are insignifigant and you wont see in real life incase you fail. Which, you will, because nobodys perfect, not even the author of this.
What your character is made of:
100% Confidence
100% Smooth words
100% Maturity
100% Looseness (laid back)
100% Mindset
Now, you have there screenname. (If you cannot seem to get a screenname then i'll have something for you later)
REMEMBER: 'ZOMG, PWNED, ...ZOR. LAWL, LMFAOBBQ' Is absolutly not acceptable when speaking to girls.
What is acceptable: Lol. Lmao.
What i use/recommend: Haha. Hehe. Heh.
Make your sentances proper, but not too proper, Capital letters help but nothing excessive or nerdy. Names (especially hers) get caps.
Listen to music.
Seriously! When you are talking to your girl, listen to your favorite type of music, for me, when im IM'ing a girl i listen to gangster rap, just because that makes my confidence level boost insanely.
Just talk to her, HOPEFULLY she gives you some fuel to help the conversation. If she does not, then you can either keep trying or try a new girl.
The Mindset:
Ahh the mindset, a very important thing. Dispite what you have heard about "Acting like your better then everyone else" you need to think that way.
In your mindset, you are king shit. You are the best and you can handle any girl.
If the girl thinks your a looser, fuck her, if she isn't cool with you then she is missing out.
Fuck everybody if there not cool with you, but DO NOT be an asshole, let this mindset stay in your mind mostly, but others have to know how you are slightly. Dont over due it.
That is your mindset, and you need to think this constantly through-out your training. Keep in mind, your training may take anywheres from a few weeks to as long as you want. (You can always PM me for advice)
Observations:
In your school or work, observe others who have mastered this skill. Find popular people, and see why they are popular. See how they talk, see how they act, especially around girls. You'll notice there are quite a few similarities between my work and theres.
Now, you have your mindset, you have the knowledge you need to have a more successfull IM conversation. You have confidence (If you do not, then stop here and tell yourself how confidence is the key, and dont continue untill you know it, BITCH)
4. Results
The results will only come with practice. Thought. Experience.
Ask questions, observe, shut your mouth accasionaly to listen.
Use Myspace no matter what people have said about its gayness. Add some girls from school/work and take it from there.
Bonus Info
Be Clean!! The worst thing in the world is a smelly guy. For real.
Don't swear too much, girls find it impressive when you can smoothly pass a sentance without "Fucking, fuck, fucker, bitch, shit.." every second.
Good luck, and knock em dead.
PM me for any more advice or help in a more specific situation.
15 more years! 15 more years!
