HITNRUNXX
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Jay wrote:

HITNRUNXX wrote:

My wife is an awesome cook but procrastinates... So now that I am hungry for lunch, she has to go do her grocery shopping before she can make anything, instead of doing it on payday like normal, 10 days ago. So instead of my normal lunch time of 11:30am, I have to starve like a third world person for 3 or 4 whole hours. So this is like a 3WP... Cause I am sure my waiting for three hours for lunch while waiting TV and playing on the laptop is EXACTLY like Slumdog Africa or something.
make yourself a sammich. Or is that womans work?
Believe it or not, sammiches are made out of groceries.
Jay
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HITNRUNXX wrote:

Jay wrote:

HITNRUNXX wrote:

My wife is an awesome cook but procrastinates... So now that I am hungry for lunch, she has to go do her grocery shopping before she can make anything, instead of doing it on payday like normal, 10 days ago. So instead of my normal lunch time of 11:30am, I have to starve like a third world person for 3 or 4 whole hours. So this is like a 3WP... Cause I am sure my waiting for three hours for lunch while waiting TV and playing on the laptop is EXACTLY like Slumdog Africa or something.
make yourself a sammich. Or is that womans work?
Believe it or not, sammiches are made out of groceries.
bake some bread. takes about 45 minutes, and then you get to make a nice pb&j sandwich
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HITNRUNXX
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+220|6920|Oklahoma City

Jay wrote:

HITNRUNXX wrote:

Jay wrote:


make yourself a sammich. Or is that womans work?
Believe it or not, sammiches are made out of groceries.
bake some bread. takes about 45 minutes, and then you get to make a nice pb&j sandwich
Believe it or not, bread, PB, and J are all made out of groceries.
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Jay
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HITNRUNXX wrote:

Jay wrote:

HITNRUNXX wrote:


Believe it or not, sammiches are made out of groceries.
bake some bread. takes about 45 minutes, and then you get to make a nice pb&j sandwich
Believe it or not, bread, PB, and J are all made out of groceries.
So your house has literally zero food in it?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
eleven bravo
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mustard packets are all made out of groceries
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eleven bravo
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believe it or not
Tu Stultus Es
HITNRUNXX
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It is bad, lol.... She buys enough groceries for 2 weeks only (although I protest and think we should have a "just in case" stock)... It has been over 3 weeks now, so the last couple meals were "What can I make out of 1 egg, an onion, and 3 tortilla chips?"
Jay
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That's just weird man. I've never been in a house that didn't have a pantry with flour and rice and oatmeal and cans of beans and other crap in it. There's always some peanut butter and jelly floating around too
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HITNRUNXX
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What is weird, is she still pulls off some weird 3 course gourmet meal that tastes like heaven wrapped inside bacon.

But no, it normally isn't so bad... 1 kid had strep this last week and another had a stomach flu, and I was on special assignment at work, so shopping got delayed. On top of that, the kids and I just got diagnosed with celiac disease a few weeks ago, and so we are in the process of changing our pantry over to gluten free stuff...
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it's called jam
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eleven bravo wrote:

mustard packets are all made out of groceries
On the college student diet?

I went with coffee, extra cream & sugar, for breakfast & lunch.
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HITNRUNXX wrote:

What is weird, is she still pulls off some weird 3 course gourmet meal that tastes like heaven wrapped inside bacon.

But no, it normally isn't so bad... 1 kid had strep this last week and another had a stomach flu, and I was on special assignment at work, so shopping got delayed. On top of that, the kids and I just got diagnosed with celiac disease a few weeks ago, and so we are in the process of changing our pantry over to gluten free stuff...
If she comes home with a 20 lbs bag of flour, you may want to apologize for something.
Jay
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+2,006|5569|London, England

rdx-fx wrote:

HITNRUNXX wrote:

What is weird, is she still pulls off some weird 3 course gourmet meal that tastes like heaven wrapped inside bacon.

But no, it normally isn't so bad... 1 kid had strep this last week and another had a stomach flu, and I was on special assignment at work, so shopping got delayed. On top of that, the kids and I just got diagnosed with celiac disease a few weeks ago, and so we are in the process of changing our pantry over to gluten free stuff...
If she comes home with a 20 lbs bag of flour, you may want to apologize for something.
If she comes home with a 20 lbs bag of flour, she'll have earned all the farts.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
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hey hitnrun, get your wife to pick up some non-perishables and keep them in the pantry. Perfect for quick meals when there's no food.
FatherTed
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FatherTed wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

bf2s is being slow
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Use an umbrella
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Time to close AU chat.
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Macbeth wrote:

Time to close AU chat.
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Adams_BJ wrote:

hey hitnrun, get your wife to pick up some non-perishables and keep them in the pantry. Perfect for quick meals when there's no food.
Yeah got some cans of chile con carne. Those last forever and they're a good emergency snack.

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had to get off my bed to grab the TV remote
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Damn work got in the way of online shopping.  By the time I got back, it was out of stock.
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