I haven't gotten laid in 6 months.
r.i.p beard
Pfft. Beard.Finray wrote:
r.i.p beard
Sold your pc?
for a fatty you're a serious intellectual lightweight.
fin, i've reported you for sending me mean messages
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haha, this Shakeweight for Men commercial is hilariously transparent. "we know it looks like you're jerking a guy off when you use our product so we've got these manly military veterans as spokesmen. they're ex-military so no way are they gay!"
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Some dumb bitch filed a claim on her homeowner insurance saying that $116,000 worth of nonexistent shit got stolen from her place she never spends any time at. The letter from the company denying her claim and calling her out was an entertaining read
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue memtb0minime wrote:
Some dumb bitch filed a claim on her homeowner insurance saying that $116,000 worth of nonexistent shit got stolen from her place she never spends any time at. The letter from the company denying her claim and calling her out was an entertaining read
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
As do yours.Jay wrote:
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue memtb0minime wrote:
Some dumb bitch filed a claim on her homeowner insurance saying that $116,000 worth of nonexistent shit got stolen from her place she never spends any time at. The letter from the company denying her claim and calling her out was an entertaining read
where is the letter?
It's in a file, locked away, never to be seen by anyone outside this company
Kind of my point. It's like saying "hey I have this really funny joke" and then walking away.west-phoenix-az wrote:
where is the letter?
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
trolllolololol
oh matty
Christ, reporting to jury duty and I feel like a criminal. "You may not use our parking lots" "We do not provide any meals" "Tough luck if your boss fires you" "If you do not do as we say we will file criminal contempt charges against you" Fuck you Queens County!
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"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
Jay wrote:
Christ, reporting to jury duty and I feel like a criminal. "You may not use our parking lots" "We do not provide any meals" "Tough luck if your boss fires you" "If you do not do as we say we will file criminal contempt charges against you" Fuck you Queens County!
lol
Baba Booey
lmao
they disarm you tooJay wrote:
Christ, reporting to jury duty and I feel like a criminal. "You may not use our parking lots" "We do not provide any meals" "Tough luck if your boss fires you" "If you do not do as we say we will file criminal contempt charges against you" Fuck you Queens County!
where's dennis?
Baba Booey
crack
I thought you couldn't get fired if you had jury duty?Jay wrote:
Christ, reporting to jury duty and I feel like a criminal. "You may not use our parking lots" "We do not provide any meals" "Tough luck if your boss fires you" "If you do not do as we say we will file criminal contempt charges against you" Fuck you Queens County!
me tooMacbeth wrote:
I haven't gotten laid in 6 months.
Baba Booey