The BF2s girl-problems thread

2011-09-07 15:09:25

#9201

Jay: Bork! Bork! Bork!; +2,006|5571|London, England

Poor guy

"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat

2011-09-07 15:12:12

#9202

coke: Aye up duck!; +440|6922|England. Stoke

Macbeth wrote:
He' 27, she's a 22 year old college student. He's in the real world a lot. (work, etc.)

lol he's gonna kick your ass.

2011-09-07 15:13:49

#9203

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5799

Challenge accepted

2011-09-07 15:17:02

#9204

gurdeep: +812|4968|prolly

wonder how many other dudes shes bangin

2011-09-07 15:17:28

#9205

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|6884|UK

challenge lost

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2011-09-07 15:27:47

#9206

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5391|Sydney

gurdeep wrote:
wonder how many other dudes shes bangin

2011-09-07 15:46:30

#9207

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6785

she suffers from slut syndrome

♥

2011-09-07 15:49:57

#9208

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5915|College Park, MD

trolls trolling trolls

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2011-09-07 16:02:48

#9209

m3thod: All kiiiiiiiiinds of gainz; +2,197|6884|UK

pics of slut

Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.

2011-09-07 16:03:45

#9210

presidentsheep: Back to the Fuhrer; +208|6174|Places 'n such

^this

I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.

2011-09-07 16:30:01

#9211

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6836|Little Bentcock

I hope you wrap that shit up man

2011-09-07 17:40:06

#9212

Trotskygrad: бля; +354|6212|Vortex Ring State

m3thod wrote:
pics of slut

2011-09-07 17:44:02

#9213

FEOS: Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate; +1,182|6624|'Murka

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
FEOS wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
One of the hottest girls in my high school was (I thought) only interested in being friends. I found out--at our 20 year reunion!--that she wanted to go out with me the entire time. Good thing there were no firearms around, or I would've chewed on the end of a pistol that night...

BL: The answer's always "NO" if you don't ask. And if the friendship is worth having, it's strong enough to survive you asking her out on a date.
and you KNEW it too ! GAH! kills me to read that

No, I didn't. I learned the lesson later, in college. Note how long ago it was...and when I learned that she wanted to go out with me (last summer).

“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein
Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular

2011-09-07 17:45:36

#9214

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6845|949

Maybe she was just using that as an excuse to justify attending a 20 year high school reunion. What's yours?

2011-09-07 18:20:12

#9215

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5391|Sydney

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Mutantbear wrote:
Hurricane we need to get you some confidence dawg
I have confidence dude. At least I like to think so. Do I go around berating women like some drunken asshole piece of trailer trash? No. But I really don't have low self confidence, it's more of a defeatist attitude than anything. I figure 99% of all women are almost perfect living impressions of that image, so the chances of finding that 1% who aren't are pretty low. As in "I'd rather spend date money on Powerball tickets" low.

You "figure". Any exoerience to back that up? And with how many women?

2011-09-07 18:23:42

#9216

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5391|Sydney

FEOS wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
One of the hottest girls in my high school was (I thought) only interested in being friends. I found out--at our 20 year reunion!--that she wanted to go out with me the entire time. Good thing there were no firearms around, or I would've chewed on the end of a pistol that night...

BL: The answer's always "NO" if you don't ask. And if the friendship is worth having, it's strong enough to survive you asking her out on a date.

Asking a girl out is no big deal, if you make it seem normal. If you unload all these feel gs onto her and then ask her out, yeah it's weird. If you just say "hey I think you're cool, let's go out for <whatever> sometime" it's not weird, and if she says no just be cool about it and talk about something else.

2011-09-07 18:37:09

#9217

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5799

Unless you are a character from "where the wild thing are" if you ask out enough girls eventually one will go out with you.

It's like firing a shotgun into a crowd. You are bound to hit something.

2011-09-07 19:07:54

#9218

KEN-JENNINGS: I am all that is MOD!; +2,978|6845|949

i want a really hot girl who acts like a freak in the bedroom just like the porn I stream to room and is a perfect 10, with brains and loves sports, etc.
i sit on my computer for 10 hours a day and am somewhat anti-social and don't have much going for me
i am too afraid to talk to girls because i'm afraid of rejection
why can't i get a girlfriend?

All you have to do is talk to girls, ask random ones to hang out, etc

But I don't like the ones that are attracted to me, see sentence one

repeat for infinity.

2011-09-07 19:07:59

#9219

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|6929

Macbeth wrote:
Unless you are a character from "where the wild thing are" if you ask out enough girls eventually one will go out with you.

It's like firing a shotgun into a crowd. You are bound to hit something.

yeah but you'll end up getting some really chat ones.

youre just a booty call beth. her bf is so gonna kick your ass once he finds out lol

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2011-09-07 19:32:16

#9220

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6781|Mountains of NC

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Maybe she was just using that as an excuse to justify attending a 20 year high school reunion. What's yours?

he thought it was a high school for 20 year olds

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2011-09-07 22:38:56

#9221

-Sh1fty-: plundering yee booty; +510|5687|Ventura, California

I'll spare you guys the story, just please help me with this one issue.

Is it at all possible that two virgins who DO NOT have STDs have sex and get an STD? I am telling this person that it's impossible. Then they say what if you have sex with somebody clean, then later have sex with somebody else that's clean, will the germs from the previous clean person hurt the current partner?

OMFG this person got freaked out because some abstinence teacher came to her catholic school and told them all about how you'll totally get an STD unless you marry the person first and ONLY ever have sex with that person. It's not about morals at this point, I just want to person to know true from false.

I'd personally rather get married and only do it with that one person. That's beside the fact this person has been brain washed into thinking STDs are magical "punishments" and that you cannot avoid them albeit totally obeying God, etc.

(I love debating with people so yeah, this is my current discussion I'm trying to "win".)

Last edited by -Sh1fty- (2011-09-07 22:40:08)

And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.

2011-09-07 22:46:29