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Sturgeon wrote:

Markooo*Est wrote:

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End your life

you mean this is really worth a thread? you retard

http://www.mmamania.com/2009/03/23/lyot … y-morning/

Last edited by m3thod (2011-05-27 04:24:04)

there's NO WAY i'm drinking my own piss!

i'd never sober up . . .

ebug9 wrote:

Ask Bear Grylls

http://youtu.be/4U_xmfSwYSw

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

m3thod wrote:

http://www.mmamania.com/2009/03/23/lyoto-machida-drinks-his-own-urine-every-morning/

indeed

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_therapy

"Egnatius, because he has snow-white teeth, / smiles all the time. If you're a defendant / in court, when the counsel draws tears, / he smiles: if you're in grief at the pyre / of pious sons, the lone lorn mother weeping, / he smiles. Whatever it is, wherever it is, / whatever he's doing, he smiles: he's got a disease, / neither polite, I would say, nor charming. / So a reminder to you, from me, good Egnatius./ If you were a Sabine or Tiburtine / or a fat Umbrian, or plump Etruscan, / or dark toothy Lanuvian, or from north of the Po, / and I'll mention my own Veronese too, / or whoever else clean their teeth religiously, / I’d still not want you to smile all the time: / there’s nothing more foolish than foolishly smiling. / Now you’re Spanish: in the country of Spain / what each man pisses, he’s used to brushing / his teeth and red gums with, every morning, / so the fact that your teeth are so polished / just shows you’re the more full of piss./"

lol