38,000ftPrivateVendetta wrote:
37 000 feet
Fifty...thousand...feet...above the ionosphere
I shat myself on big thunder mountain
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Talking of pissing on the congress, yesterday when I was at the store I smelled something real nasty when I was at the register. At first I though my deodorant wore off but after a quick sniff I came to the conclusion it's not me. So I looked behind me to the other register and saw some old fart in dirty clothes and long unclensed hair buying probably his daily dose of nutrition aka beer and a sausage. The stench was so damn awful I could feel the sour in my throat. It had probably everything from piss, sweat to every damn variation of alcohol that has been spilled on and left to dry. Poor girl at the register who had to smell that even closer. It really was one of those stenches you can't forget before you stuff flowers or something up your nose. Yech. Don't think the dude was even homeless. Just showerless.
you're not a space shipDesertFox- wrote:
Fifty...thousand...feet...above the ionosphere
Awful low for a space ship, also it's too big to be a space station.
nighty night bee ef too ess
Got two flights tomorrow, yay!
Got two flights tomorrow, yay!
That's no moon, that's a space station!DesertFox- wrote:
Awful low for a space ship, also it's too big to be a space station.
EE (hats
I boxed up a deuce and sent it on voyager one. It's just now leaving the solar system.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
\/PrivateVendetta wrote:
nighty night bee ef too ess
Got two flights tomorrow, yay!
EE (hats
Has anyone here ever had a handjob where when you bust she had it angled so that you shoot yourself in the face?
Baba Booey
that's how i always bust when i jerk it1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
Has anyone here ever had a handjob where when you bust she had it angled so that you shoot yourself in the face?
i call it white rain
...tmi?
1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
Has anyone here ever ... bust ... so that you shoot yourself in the face?
that only happens once.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
It wasn't on purpose. She was really embarrassed even though I was the one with cum on my face. Good times
Baba Booey
1stSFOD-Delta wrote:
It wasn't on purpose. She was really embarrassed even though I was the one with cum on my face. Good times
Woooo!!! Everyone congratulate my Indian friend (it's not Gooners) on getting into med school.
Welcome to 7-11.DesertFox- wrote:
Woooo!!! Everyone congratulate my Indian friend (it's not Gooners) on getting into med school.
Baba Booey
conversely, an American has been denied entry to med school and is now gonna be a lab rat working for minimum wageDesertFox- wrote:
Woooo!!! Everyone congratulate my Indian friend (it's not Gooners) on getting into med school.
i wanna be a smart indianDesertFox- wrote:
Woooo!!! Everyone congratulate my Indian friend (it's not Gooners) on getting into med school.
It's ok Gunnar. You can always start working for in the Microsoft helpdeskGooners wrote:
i wanna be a smart indianDesertFox- wrote:
Woooo!!! Everyone congratulate my Indian friend (it's not Gooners) on getting into med school.
call centers for lifeUltrafunkula wrote:
It's ok Gunnar. You can always start working for in the Microsoft helpdeskGooners wrote:
i wanna be a smart indianDesertFox- wrote:
Woooo!!! Everyone congratulate my Indian friend (it's not Gooners) on getting into med school.
Thank Lucifer no! 11 workdays left of this horseshitGooners wrote:
call centers for lifeUltrafunkula wrote:
It's ok Gunnar. You can always start working for in the Microsoft helpdeskGooners wrote:
i wanna be a smart indian
3 more days of school and i have 4 assignments due, two on thursday two on fridayUltrafunkula wrote:
Thank Lucifer no! 11 workdays left of this horseshitGooners wrote:
call centers for lifeUltrafunkula wrote:
It's ok Gunnar. You can always start working for in the Microsoft helpdesk
and my sleep cycle is fucked