" Turn your head and cough for me "mtb0minime wrote:
The pediatrician asking you to take your clothes off is NOT an opportunity to have sex... At least not for you, Shifty.
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Toilet Sex wrote:
because you didn't have enough money-Sh1fty- wrote:
I touched a fleshlight, does that count?
Nah but I had the occasion to have sex twice, but I turned both down. Whether you believe me or not doesn't matter...
I blew that one too.mtb0minime wrote:
The pediatrician asking you to take your clothes off is NOT an opportunity to have sex... At least not for you, Shifty.
Don't feel bad, Shitty.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
it didn't ever occur to him that it wasn't a thermometer with both the doctor's hands on his shoulders?
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= small dickToilet Sex wrote:
it didn't ever occur to him that it wasn't a thermometer with both the doctor's hands on his shoulders?
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
in your asshole-Sh1fty- wrote:
= small dickToilet Sex wrote:
it didn't ever occur to him that it wasn't a thermometer with both the doctor's hands on his shoulders?
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wait, why didn't you ?-Sh1fty- wrote:
I touched a fleshlight, does that count?
Nah but I had the occasion to have sex twice, but I turned both down. Whether you believe me or not doesn't matter...
I'd like to wait till I'm married or in a long relationship with a girl before I start sticking meat into her private partsGooners wrote:
wait, why didn't you ?-Sh1fty- wrote:
I touched a fleshlight, does that count?
Nah but I had the occasion to have sex twice, but I turned both down. Whether you believe me or not doesn't matter...
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
bullshit
Hey I never said you have to believe me.
I'm saying I've had the occasion twice and I'd rather wait instead of do it with "friends".
I'm saying I've had the occasion twice and I'd rather wait instead of do it with "friends".
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
no i mean like there's no girl desperate enough to have sex with you
lol gooners, he makes fun of himself sometimes
shifty... be in a relationship? get married? lol
shifty... be in a relationship? get married? lol
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I will soon enough, just be patient then I'll post it in "Post your GF pic" thread and you can mock me more.
I just don't care, which I think shows with me insulting myself
I just don't care, which I think shows with me insulting myself
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
your "gf" likes some other dude doesn't she
fixedGooners wrote:
your "gf.jpg" likes some other dude doesn't she
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Having a crush on a girl does NOT make her your girlfriend.
ah, thanks for that ts m8
Nobody on this forum ever mentioned that. Did you pull that comment out of your ass or something?mtb0minime wrote:
Having a crush on a girl does NOT make her your girlfriend.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
fuck sake mtb
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so are you flexing her or some shit
or did she smile at you and now you think she wants to marry you
or did she smile at you and now you think she wants to marry you
I'm on a roll today with my pro girl sex advice
Just a bitch who wanted to fuck so I turned her down. God it's not that hard to understand ya dolt.Gooners wrote:
so are you flexing her or some shit
or did she smile at you and now you think she wants to marry you
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
-Sh1fty- wrote:
Just a bitch who wanted to fuck so I turned her down.Gooners wrote:
so are you flexing her or some shit
or did she smile at you and now you think she wants to marry you
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Maybe she's as ugly as me?
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
fair play, that's actually not a bad point.
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