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A Brown Bear is by far more dangerous than a black bear...

Your response in encountering the two is different as well.  For a black bear you yell, wave arms, hold your coat out (make yourself look bigger) -and they will usually leave.  Try that on a grizzly and you're fucked.  You play dead with those guys.  In both cases however make sure you aren't between a sow and her cubs.  That won't end well.

Then there is this badass:

VICTORIA, BC (PRWEB) May 26, 2004 --

In an attempt to get a free meal, what was described as a
"very large" bear broke into the rural homestead of a BC
college student, who was home on vacation at the time.

The student, who would only give his name as Ryan, says,
"I had just grilled out some salmon and walked back into
the dining room to eat. Just as I had just sat down, it
sounded at though someone was trying to break down my door."
As Ryan went to investigate, the door burst open and the
gaping maw of a northern Kodiak bear appeared inside his
living room. Ryan recalls, "It was the scariest moment of
my life, right up there with the fishing accident in
Saskatoon when I was twelve."

As the bear forced it's way into the dining room area, the
beast found the grilled salmon it had smelled from what
authorities estimated was over a mile away, where they
found the bear's tracks around a small cave. Ryan tried
shouting at the bear to get it to leave, but the bear
seemed to be intent on the salmon it was feasting on.

Ryan then proceeded to throw various kitchen utensils at
the bear to get it's attention. "I wasn't sure what I was
going to do," he said. "After I hit the bear in the head
with a wooden spoon, the bear started coming after me!"
The would-be bear snack ran to the other side of the kitchen
counter as the bear raised up on it's hind legs and tried
swatting at him. "The bear was blocking my way to my room
where I actually have a gun, so I found the only thing I
had that I did not throw at him, my frying pan." he relates.

"I picked up the frying pan and shouted, bring it on, bring
it on!" Ryan jumped over the counter and started swinging
the frying pan. The animal, estimated at six feet tall on
all fours and over eight hundred pounds, got back on all
fours and started to charge the young man. When the bear
was about 1 foot away from him, Ryan swung the cast iron
frying pan and hit the bear on the right side of its head.
"The bear appeared to be dazed, so I just kept pounding
him with the frying pan."

"After I hit the bear about fifteen times, the bear fell to
the floor, but I dared not let up. I hit him for about
another five minutes until he was not moving at all,"
Ryan says. Only then did he take the time to call for local
law enforcement. "When the police showed up, they could not
believe what they saw."

"It was the craziest thing I've ever seen," said Officer F.
Barnes, of the Victoria crime scene investigation unit. "He
actually killed a bear with a frying pan." The local wildlife
officer showed up and took measurements of the bear, one
of the largest involved in a home invasion incident in
recent memory.

The bear caused about $400 dollars in damage to the house.
There is no word on what became of the animal's body, but
local animal rights activists are filing to take possession
of the bear's remains, claiming it was an immoral act of
killing, and Ryan should not be allowed to make a bearskin
rug out of it.

Darcy Morris, president of the local chapter of Animal Rights
Abuse Watch (ARAW), says, "This young man should be prosecuted,
not praised. The bear was simply following his natural instincts,
and had this Ryan criminal left it alone, no harm would have
been done. It's disgusting, and he can expect to hear from
our lawyers." Ryan's attorney could not be reached for comment.

Last edited by DBBrinson1 (2010-05-20 12:10:52)

DBBrinson1 wrote:

A Brown Bear is by far more dangerous than a black bear...

Your response in encountering the two is different as well.  For a black bear you yell, wave arms, hold your coat out (make yourself look bigger) -and they will usually leave.  Try that on a grizzly and you're fucked.  You play dead with those guys.  In both cases however make sure you aren't between a sow and her cubs.  That won't end well.

Then there is this badass:

VICTORIA, BC (PRWEB) May 26, 2004 --

In an attempt to get a free meal, what was described as a
"very large" bear broke into the rural homestead of a BC
college student, who was home on vacation at the time.

The student, who would only give his name as Ryan, says,
"I had just grilled out some salmon and walked back into
the dining room to eat. Just as I had just sat down, it
sounded at though someone was trying to break down my door."
As Ryan went to investigate, the door burst open and the
gaping maw of a northern Kodiak bear appeared inside his
living room. Ryan recalls, "It was the scariest moment of
my life, right up there with the fishing accident in
Saskatoon when I was twelve."

As the bear forced it's way into the dining room area, the
beast found the grilled salmon it had smelled from what
authorities estimated was over a mile away, where they
found the bear's tracks around a small cave. Ryan tried
shouting at the bear to get it to leave, but the bear
seemed to be intent on the salmon it was feasting on.

Ryan then proceeded to throw various kitchen utensils at
the bear to get it's attention. "I wasn't sure what I was
going to do," he said. "After I hit the bear in the head
with a wooden spoon, the bear started coming after me!"
The would-be bear snack ran to the other side of the kitchen
counter as the bear raised up on it's hind legs and tried
swatting at him. "The bear was blocking my way to my room
where I actually have a gun, so I found the only thing I
had that I did not throw at him, my frying pan." he relates.

"I picked up the frying pan and shouted, bring it on, bring
it on!" Ryan jumped over the counter and started swinging
the frying pan. The animal, estimated at six feet tall on
all fours and over eight hundred pounds, got back on all
fours and started to charge the young man. When the bear
was about 1 foot away from him, Ryan swung the cast iron
frying pan and hit the bear on the right side of its head.
"The bear appeared to be dazed, so I just kept pounding
him with the frying pan."

"After I hit the bear about fifteen times, the bear fell to
the floor, but I dared not let up. I hit him for about
another five minutes until he was not moving at all,"
Ryan says. Only then did he take the time to call for local
law enforcement. "When the police showed up, they could not
believe what they saw."

"It was the craziest thing I've ever seen," said Officer F.
Barnes, of the Victoria crime scene investigation unit. "He
actually killed a bear with a frying pan." The local wildlife
officer showed up and took measurements of the bear, one
of the largest involved in a home invasion incident in
recent memory.

The bear caused about $400 dollars in damage to the house.
There is no word on what became of the animal's body, but
local animal rights activists are filing to take possession
of the bear's remains, claiming it was an immoral act of
killing, and Ryan should not be allowed to make a bearskin
rug out of it.

Darcy Morris, president of the local chapter of Animal Rights
Abuse Watch (ARAW), says, "This young man should be prosecuted,
not praised. The bear was simply following his natural instincts,
and had this Ryan criminal left it alone, no harm would have
been done. It's disgusting, and he can expect to hear from
our lawyers." Ryan's attorney could not be reached for comment.

Canada. Ryan.

DBBrinson1 wrote:

The bear was simply following his natural instincts,
and had this Ryan criminal left it alone, no harm would have
been done.

Cept it might've like, killed the guy and ate him?

M.O.A.B wrote:

Cept it might've like, killed the guy and ate him?

If I remember correctly some animal rights groups wanted him prosecuted.  I never saw another follow up.

DBBrinson1 wrote:

M.O.A.B wrote:

Cept it might've like, killed the guy and ate him?

If I remember correctly some animal rights groups wanted him prosecuted.  I never saw another follow up.

Those groups make me want to nut a brick wall sometimes.

-Sh1fty- wrote:

M.O.A.B wrote:

DBBrinson1 wrote:

If I remember correctly some animal rights groups wanted him prosecuted.  I never saw another follow up.

Those groups make me want to nut a brick wall sometimes.

Animal rights group activists should be fed to bears as snacks.

Stupid fucking scum are so full of shit

I neve took you as a PETA sympathizer...

*edit:

Fully grown black bear


VS.



If you happen across one and can't tell the difference between the two?  Climb closest tree.  If it is a black bear it will climb up after you.  If it is a brown bear, it will knock the tree down.

Oh... If you ever have to fight one, go John West on em'.

Last edited by DBBrinson1 (2010-05-20 16:36:30)

bears are fucking weird animals

Is it any surprise the latin name for grizzlies is "ursus horribilis?" I believe it translates into horrible bear.

what do you expect with over building in certain areas. Bears dont fuck around


we have had a rash of mountain lion attacks here in vegas the past few years, especially before the crash when they where building like mad further out. Building as slowed, but still....its simple..on their TURFF..they get mad...people get hurt

Last edited by beerface702 (2010-05-24 06:01:18)

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Got to be fake, no way would that ever get published.

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