Top 10 things Hollywood thinks computers can do

2010-05-05 02:45:39

#1

zeidmaan: Member; +234|6677|Vienna

Im often annoyed at the total computer illiteracy the writers/producers/directors/actors show in most movies and series. Although sometimes they are just hilarious like this CSI gem:

So here is a funny top 10 list about computer myths:

http://www.expertreviews.co.uk/general/ … ers-can-do

2010-05-05 02:52:28

#2

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6917

It's more of a stylistic thing or plot device than anything. I bet on gun enthusiast forums there are links to videos showing 10 things Hollywood thinks guns can do. How about 10 things Hollywood thinks aren't affected by the laws of the universe, etc.

2010-05-05 02:53:03

#3

11 Bravo: Banned; +965|5500|Cleveland, Ohio

most people arent computer nerds, fyi.

2010-05-05 02:55:56

#4

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6917

I scammed the old people down the street out of $500 by telling them I updated their virus protection with a flash-based network sensor on three different hard lines which feeds into the satellite uplink providing real-time protection data transmitted over USB optic frequencies.

2010-05-05 03:02:17

#5

Nappy: Apprentice; +151|6492|NSW, Australia

Enhance?

8. Online chats always display each character as its typed

If anyone in a film or TV show uses instant messaging, each character of a message is displayed as its typed. Not only that, but the typing is always faster than fluent touch-typists can manage and no mistakes are ever made - not once is the backspace key pressed in the entire conversation.

No IM system in popular use does this because it makes it harder to edit a response, people can see your response as you edit it, and if you accidentally type something into the chat window, such as a password for your email account, you've got time to delete it before the other person sees it.

I remember ICQ had the option of seeing text letter per letter as it was typed, but I dont think you would consider that popular

Last edited by Nappy (2010-05-05 03:08:36)

2010-05-05 03:10:06

#6

Ultrafunkula: Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...; +1,975|6736|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Nappy wrote:
Enhance?

https://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/super-troopers-enhance.jpg

2010-05-05 03:17:32

#7

zeidmaan: Member; +234|6677|Vienna

I love enhancing

https://img.moronail.net/img/1/8/2018.jpg

https://img.moronail.net/img/1/0/2010.jpg

Last edited by zeidmaan (2010-05-05 03:19:00)

2010-05-05 03:19:22

#8

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|6890|UK

They did that silly zoom and enhance in Avatar. I lol'd

2010-05-05 03:32:30

#9

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6894|Finland

Lol'd!

I forgive Star Trek and Blade Runner though, because it's the future, man.

I need around tree fiddy.

2010-05-05 03:54:37

#10

theDude5B: Cool member; +804|7013

The worse one I saw from that was Enemy of the State. I remember watching that and they are able to use plain old Shop CCTV footage, then rotate the image in 3D and view it from different angles.

2010-05-05 04:37:20

#11

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|6953|Devon, England

That's the most notable thing for me. Image enhancing. Annoys me, actually...

Also when people get hacked. In films it's "Oh no, i'll try to counter the packet-flow of infectious packets to force the hacker out! (Or some shit)" and in real life it's "Oh no!" *pulls out ethernet cable*

2010-05-05 04:49:40

#12

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6415|what

DonFck wrote:
Lol'd!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxq9yj2pVWk

I forgive Star Trek and Blade Runner though, because it's the future, man.

The "enhance, track, pan left, stop." scene in Bladerunner is a classic though.

2010-05-05 04:53:40

#13

DonFck: Hibernator; +3,227|6894|Finland

AussieReaper wrote:
DonFck wrote:
Lol'd!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxq9yj2pVWk

I forgive Star Trek and Blade Runner though, because it's the future, man.
The "enhance, track, pan left, stop." scene in Bladerunner is a classic though.

It so is. Beep beep, chock chock chock chock.

Yay, someone has put in on the intertubes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkcU0gwZUdg

I need around tree fiddy.

2010-05-05 05:35:06

#14

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6928|NT, like Mick Dundee

theDude5B wrote:
The worse one I saw from that was Enemy of the State. I remember watching that and they are able to use plain old Shop CCTV footage, then rotate the image in 3D and view it from different angles.

YEAH BUT ITS NSA AND THEY DID SPECTRAL ANALYSISES.

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2010-05-05 05:38:00

#15

baggs: Member; +732|6467

must watch Bladerunner tonight.

2010-05-05 05:38:06

#16

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6885|Little Bentcock

zeidmaan wrote:
Im often annoyed at the total computer illiteracy the writers/producers/directors/actors show in most movies and series. Although sometimes they are just hilarious like this CSI gem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkDD03yeLnU

So here is a funny top 10 list about computer myths:

http://www.expertreviews.co.uk/general/ … ers-can-do

I didn't undertsand anything she said in that first video, but im sure its hilarious if you do.

2010-05-05 05:50:20

#17

Axatar: Member; +29|6724|France

The faster you type, the faster you can crack into a system, it works better if TWO people operate the same keyboard(NCIS)...

Last edited by Axatar (2010-05-05 05:50:40)

2010-05-05 05:52:19

#18

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6415|what

They never use a mouse on NCIS. Ever.

Gibbs is like "open this file"

and one of them mash the keyboard and there you go. It opens and starts highlighting all the important stuff.

It's like they never moved on from DOS.

2010-05-05 06:06:05

#19

presidentsheep: Back to the Fuhrer; +208|6224|Places 'n such

Sound in space always gets me.

I'd type my pc specs out all fancy again but teh mods would remove it. Again.

2010-05-05 06:07:55

#20

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|6890|UK

liquidat0r wrote:
They did that silly zoom and enhance in Avatar. I lol'd

Did anyone else notice this in Avatar? It was when they have the footage of the main guy climbing on the bulldozer and smashing the cameras in.

2010-05-05 06:09:22

#21

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|6953|Devon, England

presidentsheep wrote:
Sound in space always gets me.

Watch Firefly.

2010-05-05 06:09:49

#22

theDude5B: Cool member; +804|7013

liquidat0r wrote:
liquidat0r wrote:
They did that silly zoom and enhance in Avatar. I lol'd
Did anyone else notice this in Avatar? It was when they have the footage of the main guy climbing on the bulldozer and smashing the cameras in.

Wait! Zoom in. Enhance.

I remember, but cant remember the exact words.

2010-05-05 06:10:22

#23

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|6890|UK

theDude5B wrote:
Wait! Zoom in. Enhance.

I remember, but cant remember the exact words.

Yeah, lol.

I was /facepalm

2010-05-05 06:11:41

#24

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|6916

what with CS5 having that content aware fill thing, by the time we're a space-faring society we'll be able to enhance to our heart's content

2010-05-05 06:17:37

#25

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,815|6368|eXtreme to the maX

What annoys me is when computers can apparently design stuff with minimal human input
eg in Iron Man when he waves his hands around for five minutes and the computer designs right down to the last rivet a complete robot suit and all the technology to go with it.

Or someone says "increase the efficiency by 95%" and the computer just does it....

Fuck Israel

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