I asked for a cheeseburger in a fast food joint in Jerusalem. That's how much I knew about their religion before I went to Israel in 03.
Separate em with lettuce!CameronPoe wrote:
I asked for a cheeseburger in a fast food joint in Jerusalem. That's how much I knew about their religion before I went to Israel in 03.
Can anyone explain what the purpose of the odd nodding back and forth that the orthodox Jews do at the wailing wall?
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|6983
1. A person can become an Untouchable which means that people of the opposite sex can't touch them. wat?cpt.fass1 wrote:
No flaming
I hung out with an Israel girl on Monday night. My girlfriends sister converted to Judaism for her Husband many moons ago and I was thinking I really don't know too much about there religion. I"m going to type what I know and I"m looking for more information.
1. A person can become an Untouchable which means that people of the opposite sex can't touch them.
2. They can't use electricity Friday night to sun down Saturday
3. A married woman can't show her hair
4. they can't mix meat and cheese
5. they have different plates for Meat and cheese.
6. Joke "their food sucks"
Ok that's pretty much my knowledge on the Jewish religion, now as I said no flaming and tell me more..
2. They can't use electricity Friday night to sun down Saturday only if ur a super jew
3. A married woman can't show her hair see above comment
4. they can't mix meat and cheese see above comment
5. they have different plates for Meat and cheese. see above comment
6. Joke "their food sucks" Hardly. Jew food is fucking good. Fatty, but good.
It's how they pray. I guess it's akin to bowing.CameronPoe wrote:
Can anyone explain what the purpose of the odd nodding back and forth that the orthodox Jews do at the wailing wall?
Last edited by Superior Mind (2010-04-07 15:05:24)
I thought there was something wrong with my vision reading that
Tu Stultus Es
Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Mormonism... you name it. Any religion interpreted in an orthodox way is usually going to be pretty fucking stupid.
Last edited by Turquoise (2010-04-07 17:19:46)
eleven bravo wrote:
I thought there was something wrong with my vision reading that
- globefish23
- sophisticated slacker
- +334|6614|Graz, Austria
Very true.Turquoise wrote:
Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Mormonism... you name it. Any religion interpreted in an orthodox way is usually going to be pretty fucking stupid.
Mostly because they take everything literally from the oldest source they can find.
Fresh juice made from concentrate.
Like marrying an orthodox Muslim and telling him to convertTrotskygrad wrote:
her husband should've accepted accepted her as a Christian/Agnostic/Atheist.cpt.fass1 wrote:
Damn I guess I know the wrong jews.
Actually I know a bunch who follow maybe 2 holidays. But my sister-in-law live by the rules, that's why I want to know what they are.
The poor woman got into it because of her husband and it's negatively effecting there lives, big time.
Bam. but seriously, if it's that big of a problem, just try to switch synagogues.
Or interpreted literally.Turquoise wrote:
Judaism, Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Mormonism... you name it. Any religion interpreted in an orthodox way is usually going to be pretty fucking stupid.
Last edited by Dilbert_X (2010-04-08 03:14:11)
Fuck Israel
Using a Moon stone and a lvl 3 slut potion does the trick ...Trotskygrad wrote:
I wish that would happen, but Hasidic Jews are pretty faithful...The Sheriff wrote:
Convert their oldest daughter into a slut.
Wait behind the line ..............................................................
1 through 6, I have never seen.
I know lots of Jews.
I know lots of Jews.
...and they eat halal meat, thats the best!
الشعب يريد اسقاط النظام
...show me the schematic
...show me the schematic
Thread needs some Saffran. Cbf delivering though.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
Ahh well, I guess no one knows what super jews really belive.
pics of the daughter!!! hmm well I know there are two types of Jews and sometimes they dont get alongTrotskygrad wrote:
A conservative Jewish family lives down the street from me. When I'm out doing lawn work, they say "Hi Neighbor!" They go to church in Black Suits with hats.
I don't have any problems with them, but I don't exactly dig all the rules that they have to follow.
But:
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Their Oldest daughter is fucking hot.
my brother is banging a jewish chick
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
I bought kosher salt last night from a doomed QFC.cpt.fass1 wrote:
Lets talk about Jewish people
infedel.m3thod wrote:
my brother is banging a jewish chick
lol I'm not going to stalk her paparazzi style...blademaster wrote:
pics of the daughter!!! hmm well I know there are two types of Jews and sometimes they dont get alongTrotskygrad wrote:
A conservative Jewish family lives down the street from me. When I'm out doing lawn work, they say "Hi Neighbor!" They go to church in Black Suits with hats.
I don't have any problems with them, but I don't exactly dig all the rules that they have to follow.
But:
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Their Oldest daughter is fucking hot.
banm3thod wrote:
my brother is banging a jewish chick