My stomach has been acting funny the past few days and I've had cramps and gas and all kinds of other shit. I pooped like crazy on Sunday only to vomit my entire stomach contents before I intended on going to bed... Yesterday I had no appetite and I had a bit of lunch today and now my stomach is grumbling and I feel all gassy. Anyone got any tips?
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Yeah drink lots, you can go without food but are already dehydrated I reckon. Drink like mad - water
Imodium will help, as for farts, stick some tracksuit bottoms on, do a backwards roly poly and hold it, now push - try not to follow through though.
Imodium will help, as for farts, stick some tracksuit bottoms on, do a backwards roly poly and hold it, now push - try not to follow through though.
coca-cola/pepsi
Ginger is a herb that aids digestion. Ginger ale has real ginger in it. Best to sip on it instead of other sodas.
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Yeah I had a weird stomach ache yesterday.
1dl of coca-cola and I was back to normal in a few minutes.
1dl of coca-cola and I was back to normal in a few minutes.
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1 dl? wtf is this shit... thats not even a cup, or a can, or a bottle or anything really.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Yeah I had a weird stomach ache yesterday.
1dl of coca-cola and I was back to normal in a few minutes.
As for home remedies, bicarbonate of soda works wonders, or gives you the shits, depends on the dosage.
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Sounds like you have a stomach virus. It should pass in a day's time or so. Eat light and stay hydrated. If you get to the point where you can't keep down water, go to the hospital for an intravenous.
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Yeah either stomach virus or food poisoning.
Either way don't eat food with oil and fat. Eat light or don't eat at all so that if its food poisoning everything is out.
Also drink either water or hot tea or hot honey water.
stay home.
rest.
Either way don't eat food with oil and fat. Eat light or don't eat at all so that if its food poisoning everything is out.
Also drink either water or hot tea or hot honey water.
stay home.
rest.
Stay away from sodas in general, the carbonic acid just means funny business for your stomach. Stay with tap water and green tea. Cool down the tea first, to room temp or slightly below.DBBrinson1 wrote:
Ginger is a herb that aids digestion. Ginger ale has real ginger in it. Best to sip on it instead of other sodas.
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Carbonated water.
Can't remember if it makes it better or worse TBH.
Otherwise a good size glass full of brandy -> kills off any nasty in your gut and/or knocks you out until you feel better, its why people used to have nightcaps, a meal of rancid meat and rotten vegetables capped off with a dram of spirits was survivable.
Can't remember if it makes it better or worse TBH.
Otherwise a good size glass full of brandy -> kills off any nasty in your gut and/or knocks you out until you feel better, its why people used to have nightcaps, a meal of rancid meat and rotten vegetables capped off with a dram of spirits was survivable.
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Saltine crackers and 7up. Works every time.
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seems like you could skip a step here and be okay . . .Dilbert_X wrote:
a meal of rancid meat and rotten vegetables capped off with a dram of spirits was survivable.
