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DonFck wrote:

OK, I'll continue that theme:

You know what's awesome?
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A barrel full of dead babies.
You know what's really awesome?
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The one at the bottom is still alive.
You know what's even MORE awesome?
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It eats its way out.
You know what's the most awesome?
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It goes back for seconds.

CammRobb wrote:

If I were to stick both Call of Duty and FIFA 10 into my games console at the same time, What would appear on the TV screen?

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African Cup Of Nations.

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.   

Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home unexpectedly, she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there.   

After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here.   

The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says, 'Yes, it is.'   

Boy - 'I have a football.'   

Man - 'That's nice.'   

Boy - 'Want to buy it?'   

Man - 'No, thanks.'   

Boy - 'My dad's outside.'   

Man - 'OK, how much?'   

Boy - '$ 250'   

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.   

Boy - 'Dark in here.'   

Man - 'Yes, it is.'   

Boy - 'I have football boots.'   

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'OK How much this time?'   


Boy - '$ 750'   

Man - 'Sold.'   

A few days later, the boys' father says to the boy, 'Grab your boots and football, let's go outside and have a game of   
soccer.   

The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my ball and boots.'   
The father asks, 'How much did you sell them for and to who?'   


The boy says, 'To a friend of mine for a $ 1,000..'   

The father says, 'That's a terrible thing to do, overcharging your friend like that'. 'That's four times what they cost when they were new, I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sins.'   


They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.   

The boy says, 'Dark in here'...   

The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again you little prick, you're in my cupboard now'!!

The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second, from Chicago, responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!   Everything inside them is color coded." 

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in:  "You know, I like construction workers because those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington, DC, shut them all up when he observed:  "You're all wrong.  Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and  the ass are interchangeable."

Last edited by CammRobb (2010-03-10 09:16:16)

h4hagen wrote:

You Know what I just cant stand?

Cripples