What are some high paying easy government jobs?

2010-02-13 08:25:22

#1

SealXo: Member; +309|6826

I want one.

I read about this shit all the time. full benefits, social security, free office supplies on a credit card with a 25k spending limit. I can pick my hours (IE get in at 6am, wait for office to open at 9, take lunch at 12 and leave at 2). I know there are various departments that have this.

My moms best friend works for the FDIC as a 4 year (estimated) temporary job. She goes around closing banks around the Western US. Gets paid about 100k, gets put in nearly 5 star hotels, and get about 200 dollars PER DAY to go get food. On top of that she gets to choose from about 10 health care plans.

I always thought i wanted to go into business- Fuck that . I want a government job. Between pensions, no SS, and health care- Along with maximum inefficiency. Whats the highest paying college education job? I've heard the most random job titles like "blah blah oversee work payroll manager - 275k" and i feel like the longer the job title, the less you really do.

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2010-02-13 08:49:22

#2

Canin: Conservative Roman Catholic; +280|6765|Foothills of S. Carolina

Congressman

2010-02-13 08:58:30

#3

SealXo: Member; +309|6826

Canin wrote:
Congressman

eh

2010-02-13 09:24:35

#4

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6816|South Florida

fed wont be around much longer.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2010-02-13 09:28:29

#5

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6759

Mitch wrote:
fed wont be around much longer.

2010-02-13 09:30:48

#6

jsnipy: ...; +3,277|6813|...

Join the government, be part of the problem

I worked around gov't people for 4 years, 90% of them are lazy pieces of shit

2010-02-13 10:00:13

#7

Canin: Conservative Roman Catholic; +280|6765|Foothills of S. Carolina

http://www.usajobs.gov/

Browse through here
Pick one
Apply

2010-02-13 10:44:36

#8

Turquoise: O Canada; +1,596|6696|North Carolina

Move to Greece. Their government jobs are cushy as hell.

2010-02-13 11:29:58

#9

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6820|Global Command

jsnipy wrote:
gov't , 90% of them are lazy pieces of shit

2010-02-13 11:43:44

#10

=NHB=Shadow: hi; +322|6656|California

Canin wrote:
Congressman

gay congressman

2010-02-13 15:09:01

#11

SealXo: Member; +309|6826

Mitch wrote:
fed wont be around much longer.

... fed isnt a government job

2010-02-13 15:09:41

#12

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7023|St. Andrews / Oslo

slacker

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2010-02-13 15:35:15

#13

-CARNIFEX-[LOC]: Da Blooze; +111|6944

My friends dad is a "Technical Director of Maneuver Support Center Directorate of Training" at Ft. Leonard Wood, and I'm pretty sure he has a Bachelor's degree and maybe a Masters in Library Science. He makes right around $100,000 with great benefits, although I don't think he gets daily stipends for food, etc. However, he does have some control over stuff the library purchases, and he has the opportunity to bring such things home for personal use...so basically, if he wants to watch a hard-to-find documentary or listen to some rare audio recording (or even if he wants an electronic device such as a Blu-ray player or nice digital camera), he could have the library order it and then he could just use it when he wants. As teenagers we used to play our N64 and PS2 games on a projector he brought home from work for months at a time, back when they cost thousands to purchase new.

He isn't required to travel much, but there is always the possibility that he will have to move to a position in a different state. Regardless, $100,000k + good benefits is a solid salary anywhere, but in states with a low cost of living (like MO), this is basically a dream job. The biggest downside is the fact that he works 10+ hour days, but I get the feeling that those aren't exactly the most stress-filled 10 hours.

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2010-02-13 15:38:32

#14

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6940

Who wants benefits when you can get paid properly?

2010-02-13 17:35:37

#15

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5992|College Park, MD

Engineering jobs probably pay excellently. So do upper management but you need experience for that. As Canin said, browse the USA Jobs site.

I'd say the biggest benefit to being in Club Fed is that I hear it's almost impossible to get fired, at least for silly reasons.

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2010-02-13 17:38:53

#16

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6788

Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Engineering jobs probably pay excellently.

still hiring, at least here.

2010-02-13 17:56:56

#17

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7007

President

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2010-02-13 17:59:16

#18

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6940

Hardly, it's like $400k and you pretty much end up working every hour of the day.

2010-02-13 18:09:43

#19

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7007

ghettoperson wrote:
Hardly, it's like $400k and you pretty much end up working every hour of the day.

Bush had lots of vacations lel. Just tell the vice prez to handle shit.

Actually vice president seems pretty easy. They usually don't do shit except chair the senate lol.

2010-02-13 18:28:26

#20

mcminty: Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.; +879|7012|Sydney, Australia

burnzz wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Engineering jobs probably pay excellently.
still hiring, at least here.

If you have something in 4 years, give me a shout.

2010-02-13 18:29:08

#21

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6940

Yeah, I think VP may be the answer. Although I imagine Seal would do for a ticket what Palin does, so probably not the job for him.

2010-02-13 18:30:02

#22

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7007

mcminty wrote:
burnzz wrote:
Hurricane2k9 wrote:
Engineering jobs probably pay excellently.
still hiring, at least here.
If you have something in 4 years, give me a shout.

Aus pays better bro.

2010-02-13 18:42:09

#23

mcminty: Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.; +879|7012|Sydney, Australia

Lol, fuck that then.

2010-02-13 19:28:15

#24

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,057|7062|PNW

I'd feel like a traitor if I applied for an excessive position in civilian government.

2010-02-13 19:55:00

#25

HollisHurlbut: Member; +51|6288

I don't know where this cocked-up notion that federal employees don't pay into (or, more accurately, waste money in) Social Security comes from. I'm a federal employee and I assure you I give money to retired people every damed payday.

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