this.CameronPoe wrote:
If you stand up you reflexively clench buttocks slightly, which is quite disgusting when your a-hole is covered in shit.
Poll
Wipe standing or sitting?
| Standing | 37% | 37% - 47 | ||||
| Sitting | 48% | 48% - 61 | ||||
| Both | 13% | 13% - 17 | ||||
| Total: 125 | ||||||
stand, if you butt-crack is full of shit after shitting your doing to wrong. there needs to be almost no shit on the paper
Last edited by menzo (2010-01-05 15:35:57)
all you standing shitters are disgusting
watGooners wrote:
all you standing shitters are disgusting
wipers*
I agree.Gooners wrote:
all you sitting wipers are disgusting
Last edited by Laika (2010-01-05 15:51:28)
I just cant understand how can people, in the 21st century, just smear the shit all over their assholes and call it clean, and than go about their business. Its fucking disgusting. Specially in summer when its hot, and you start sweating and the sweat is rehydrating the shit stuck all over you ass..... FUCK MAN !!!! WASH YOU ASS !!!!!
Last edited by zeidmaan (2010-01-05 16:22:18)
Standing and wiping is wrong.. Your parents failed at potty trainging you.
The more intriguing question is this: Do you wet the paper before you wipe?
90% of the time it's sitting, but there are a few times that calls for standing up and bending over to get in there all nice and deep like.
I stand, I don't see why people do it sitting, I always fear that my hand is going to touch the poo-poo water.
Who the hell would stand up?Eifa wrote:
wtf
QFTGooners wrote:
all you standing shitters are disgusting
not at first but i make sure i have gotten most of the shit off then i get a wet paper and clean my assholeMetal-Eater-GR wrote:
The more intriguing question is this: Do you wet the paper before you wipe?
I didn't know anyone stood, it seems impossible
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shit thread tbh.
Sometimes I like to sit backwards.Jenspm wrote:
Anyone else sit when they piss at home?
i squat?
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ROGUEDD wrote:
Finray wrote:
Why wipe sitting? You basically have to put your hand INTO the toilet bowl. Not nice.
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what the fuck is wrong with you people? are you dumb sluts remembering to put the seat down? yeah, that's the secret to being a fuctional human being.Blade4509 wrote:
ROGUEDD wrote:
Finray wrote:
Why wipe sitting? You basically have to put your hand INTO the toilet bowl. Not nice.
"Announced at the 2010 CES, the isquat is Apple's answer to toilets. With the recognizable logo as the seat, user's were impressed with the 3G connectivity. With the service being offered by AT & T, most reviews called it "shitty."haffeysucks wrote:
isquat?
Last edited by burnzz (2010-01-05 20:50:29)
I've never heard of another method than the one I currently practice; I shall begin investigating this matter and the next possible occasion and determine if one mechanism of buttwiping is, in fact, superior.
bidets were invented for a reason. it's always better to have a machine do work for you.
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